THE MOST BOGGLING QUESTIONS WITH NO ANSWER!!....well some of them

[GTdragon]

Well, I started this board cause these questions have been bugging me for the past....10 years!!

Who is really in the kitchen with diana?

Was Elvis killed by pills? or was he REALLY abducted?

Who did steal the cookie from the cookie jar?

If ostrich's can't fly, then what's the point of having feathers?

Do parents hold the key to slavery?

[GrigtheSlig]

Okay, in answer to your questions...

A1: Her husband Hampton is in the kitchen, with Diana.

A2:He was abducted, i've been waiting for him to come back for 43 years!

A3:If I remember correctly, in an episode of Barney, it was Baby-Bop who stole the cookies from the cookie jar...

A4: Ostrichs used to be alot smaller, and were able to fly, until they evolved and couldn't fly anymore...either that or the feathers keep the ostrichs warm...

A5: Yes, all parents hold the keys to slavery, and most parents use them... but not always...

I hope I answered your questions, and I do hope you realize that they are made up answers...

[Joshy]

If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Daylight savings time. Why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
How can there be self-help "groups?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
How many weeks are there in a light year?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
If you shouldn't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
Why do they call it "chilli" if it's hot?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

[GTdragon]

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