Funny Rules

[Adder]

Originally posted by Majic
18. First and foremost, the most important custom is to create reasonable and user freindly posts. ...This includes using way too many exceptionaly long words, elaborated and drawn out phrases that reiterate over and over again , do not make things overly long, you must not draw your posts out, sentences must be coherent and thoughtful, LOL funny cool Mullock slig Odd HAHA, and lastly, ... Honestly, people are going to read the long stuff first.

So keep posts to the point, relatively short, meaningful, and nice.

Way to RIP ME OFF!!!
Check rule 16 (although yours was longer)

[Paramite Pie 1029]

Rule 17: If your first name is Wayne, your last name MUST be Kurr. (think about it very carefully - try saying Wayne Kurr out loud to yourself as well)

[quite a few people on this forum won't get that one, it's just the main part of the joke... doesn't exist, i suppose you could say, in quite a few countries]

[Facsimile]

Hmm... I think people would masturbate in most of the countries people on here are from.

[Paramite Pie 1029]

yeh but quite a lot of countries don't have the word "wank"

[Paramite Pie 1029]

any more ones?

[Adder]

19. Since this location is of international militarey importance and all members must use air/sea/teleport forms of travel all metalic weapons will became contraband.
|\|ow the only allowed weapons shale be fists, tales, teeth, feet, flailing arm thingies, fat, odour, poison, toxic waste, and pieces of cloth.
Animal companions will have to remain in quorantine, with the exeption of ravid hamsters.

[Paramite Pie 1029]

20) This sentence MUST be a lie.

[Adder]

Originally posted by Paramite Pie 1029
20) This sentence MUST be a lie.

True, it is a...
Wait...

Okay, no more paradoxs'!

21. Elephants, please stay in cars.
(this was an actual sign in an actual saffari park!)

[paramiteabe]

The golden rule!

We must and this is a must! everyday at 2:30 in the afternoon have to eat 500 pounds of lard, 600 pounds of Bacon and sausage, and sing the old polka Song Roll Out The Barrel! And then get pissed which in the English sense being drunk, move into a clown car and masterbate with the Elephants! BUT NO GOATS! NOW, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GET BACK TO WORK! copyrighted by Paramiteabe INC. Any reproduction of listed materal will be delt with by the use of force of a pointy edge stick and a duck made of wood!

[oddling]

Originally posted by Facsimile
Bacon must be digested at all times.

Oops, I broke that rule, now you have to spank me. Heres some of mine:

1:Everyone is inforced to, and must, be able to sniff their elbow. Violaters will be shot.
2:No flaming allowed. Sorry human torch man. 3:Everyone angry must throw a rock here ^ Yes a big one.

Eh, they're not that funny.

Oddling l:c l

[Splat]

22. Fighting is allowed but no weapons of any kind may be used for any reason, violators will recieve 15 lashes from the whip, and then be shot.

And here's one for Adder
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23. All statements between these lines MUST not be true!
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(think about that one really hard)

[Paramite Pie 1029]

We interrupt the flow of numbered rules to bring you:

Rule Number Middle Finger: Cop it.

[Adder]

Originally posted by Splat
Here's one for Adder
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23. All statements between these lines MUST not be true!
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(think about that one really hard)

It's not true, and cannot be true, for there are no statments between the lines!

[Paramite Pie 1029]

the statement he's reffering to is the rule itself

it's similar to the one i posted - i'm not sure what number it was, but the rule was "This sentence MUST be a lie."

24) Always watch your f--king language.

[Adder]

Originally posted by Paramite Pie 1029
the statement he's reffering to is the rule itself

it's similar to the one i posted - i'm not sure what number it was, but the rule was "This sentence MUST be a lie."

24) Always watch your f--king language.

Rule 24 is also similar to your signature rule. Looks like we're all out of ideas!

And there are no statments (or rules) between the lines, theres a statment under a group of lines and above another group!

[Paramite Pie 1029]

Rule 25: Your dogs mother is a bitch.

[Adder]

26. There is to be no running around having sex all willy-nilly
(If you haven't tried sex "All willy-nilly" I recomend it!)

[Paramite Pie 1029]

Rule 27: No rules.

[Adder]

!!!segassem sdrawkcab oN .82

[Splat]

29. Never ever forget rule number... thingy!

30. All rules must have a beggining, middle and end, including numbers

31. Never shout praise to non-living items.


LONG LIVE STUPID THREADS!!!

[Adder]

Simiular to 28, but different!

iii sagessaw umop-ap!sdn oN ¢«2E

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

32: Never wear your jacket on backwards (some stupid person would be like..."IT'S BACKWARDS DAY!!!!")

33: Don't lie...I'm not meaning the couch.

34: Never ask a person "Is there a bat in the cave?" (raise nostrils up)

[Splat]

35. Don't eat yellow snow.

36. Don't make yellow snow.

37. NO EXESIVE USE OF COLOURS, CAPITAL LETTERS AND EXCLAMATION MARKS.

Wow, i acctually kept one!!!!!

38. Grevious bodily harm to ANY PERSON is not an invitation for you to stop working!

[OANST]

My one and only rule. NO URINATING ON MY FACE WHILE DESECRATING THE CORPSE OF AN ALASKAN HUSKIE!

[oddguy]

Rule #1. After dinner, you must praise the weasel God, Choo......if you're a one legged monkey with a speech impediment that lives in the amazon with your friend known as Mr. T.V.!

Rule #2 is coming to a hotdog stand near you. Keep watch!


-oddguy

[T-nex]

NR 39: Never hunt a three-legged monkey after midnight.

[oddguy]

Originally posted by T-nex
NR 39: Never hunt a three-legged monkey after midnight.

Whoa! I just hunted a 5-legged monkey at 2:36am! Will I be okay?! What's gonna happen to me?!

-oddguy

[OANST]

You are going to be shot in the face with a squirt gun. Or you can be castrated. Your choice.

[oddguy]

Originally posted by old and not so tasty
You are going to be shot in the face with a squirt gun. Or you can be castrated. Your choice.

Hmmm. Tough descision.

-oddguy