What to sing at Christmas instead of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

[Statikk HDM]

I read this rather witty post at www.fark.com and thought I'd share it with you
Scalia the Right-Wing Dirtbag(Sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.")

You know of Souter and Ginsberg and and Thomas and O'Connor. Rehnquist and Kennedy and Stevens and Breyer.
But do you recall...
The most right-wing justice of all?
Scalia, the right-wing dirtbag(dirtbag)
Had a very ugly plan(like a blueprint)
He'd turn the country rightward(Like the Weimar)
After we bombed Afghanistan(where the dope is)

Then one sunny November Day, Dubya came to say(Ho, Ho, Ho)
Antonin with your ideology so far right,
Won't you steal this election tonight?(Sure)
Then all the 'publicans loved him(But not in a gay way)
And they shouted out with glee(Yippee!)
Scalia, the right wing dirtbag(Dirtbag)
Your up next for the chieftancy!(Like Marshall and Reinquist)

[Nath]

That doesn't seem very Christmassy now, does it.

or do people really have any idea where all those bats are coming from, because one day thery're all gonna eat things that aren't that tasty then die and we'll all be happy.