Domestic Homicide
You know, the most frequent domestic cause of death is car accidents involving deer. To avoiding getting your ass killed by what should be your main course at dinner time, never do the following things if you are about to cream a deer.
Swerve:2 things happen if you do this: You fly into the ditch and do a highly traumatic and probably fatal flip or the deer doubles back and you slam the son of a gun.
Step on the break like a diseased ape with a lead foot: You hood goes down and turns into a scoop, flipping Bambi onto the hood, scaring the crud out of you and everyone in the car. The only thing you can see is a deer carcass, and that isn't good because a car could blast you or you could fly into a ditch.
About the only thing you can do is slam on your horn and plow right into the deer. Fear the deer!
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R.I.P. H.S.T.
I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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