Hey kiddos. Yes, I'm back. Aren't you just so excited?
I won't bore you with the wacky mishaps and adventures I encountered while I was gone. But I will say that I need a lil' assistant for the Oddlympics, preferably a midget who looks exactly like me. Just PM me or reply to Event 6: Stealth Run in the Oddlympics subforum.
“Also, we don't need no Jacob to gay this place up. We have officially won the award for the forum with a highest proportion of gay members whilst not being themed about poojabbing, cowboys or Kylie.” - Nate