Fun Facts!! -

Jacob · #**121** 05-27-2003, 05:16 PM

Fun Fact #48: The word 'My' originated from the Welkilsh word of 'Anus'...

Facsimile · #**122** 05-28-2003, 02:30 AM

Hooray for Fun Facts! I almost cry with joy when I see they have been updated.

Reese Charles · #**123** 05-31-2003, 05:16 AM

Fun fact #666: Jacob thinks his brain pushes air out of his mouth in the form of soundwaves, and that people with smelly breath have smelly brains...

This may not be true, I am too stoned to care though...

Reese...

Joshy · #**124** 05-31-2003, 06:40 AM

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Originally posted by Reese Charles
Fun fact #666: Jacob thinks his brain pushes air out of his mouth in the form of soundwaves, and that people with smelly breath have smelly brains...

This may not be true, I am too stoned to care though...

Reese...

You just have to wreck everything dont you...

Reese Charles · #**125** 05-31-2003, 08:40 AM

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Originally posted by happyguy936
You just have to wreck everything dont you...

Just putting in my ten cents hehe...

Reese...

Jacob · #**126** 05-31-2003, 11:47 AM

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I am too stoned to care though...

God, dealers are getting really desperate. Selling Cannabis to 11 year olds...*Tuts*

Reese Charles · #**127** 05-31-2003, 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
God, dealers are getting really desperate. Selling Cannabis to 11 year olds...*Tuts*

I am not 11, I am 16.

I was born on the 8th of December, 1986, at 5:32am GMT.

Reese...

Jacob · #**128** 05-31-2003, 12:59 PM

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I was born on the 8th of December, 1986, at 5:32am GMT.

Fine. Dealers are getting desperate because they're selling Cannabis to people with the mental age of an 11 year old. Satisfied?

Facsimile · #**129** 06-01-2003, 10:03 AM

I'm not crying with joy now, I'm crying with sadness: Fun Facts have been ruined!

Jacob · #**130** 06-01-2003, 12:40 PM

Fun Fact #49: Although Fun Facts were nearly crippled they have fought off the narcisstic abuse and are thus NOT ruined but STRONGER AND BETTER, GRARRRRRRRR!! etc.

Reese Charles · #**131** 06-01-2003, 09:33 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
Fine. Dealers are getting desperate because they're selling Cannabis to people with the mental age of an 11 year old. Satisfied?

Nope, I have the mental age of 18. I am not your average talentless brat.

Stop being such a cry baby Facs, I haven't ruined anything, I was just having a little joke, if you don't like that, then your lame, get over it...

Oh and Jacob, stop trying to take the piss, it really doesn't suit you...

Reese...

Facsimile · #**132** 06-02-2003, 12:12 AM

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Stop being such a cry baby Facs, I haven't ruined anything, I was just having a little joke, if you don't like that, then your lame, get over it...

I wasn't being serious, but perhaps you are too intelligent to understand such a thing as me hinting at you to leave Jacob's funny thread alone.
Let me try a hint even you should get:
Go away no one likes you.

paramiteabe · #**133** 06-02-2003, 03:33 AM

Do you understand what sarcasem is Reese? If not get your self a dictionary and look it up. Sheesh! Sorry No offense or anything but you really shouldn't let stupid stuff like this bother you it really is just a waist of time. Mann seriously the argueing really has to stop your just feeding more to the fire. No offense or anything but this is just a funny thread! You have to understand that Jacob is the comedian of the forums. Comedians always make fun of people. Hell he makes fun of me and I laugh. So just lighten up. I know some of it can make you angry but you have to admit that it is some pretty funny shit!

Seargentbig · #**134** 06-02-2003, 03:58 AM

I personaly think that the funniest people make fun of themselves.

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Fun Fact #19: Forumers with the IQ of 2 usually say what Roy or Halo man jus' sed - Jacob

Which is why I am proud that I am the owner of a brain with the I.Q. of -27! Haha! No... wait...

Jacob · #**135** 06-02-2003, 03:48 PM

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Oh and Jacob, stop trying to take the piss, it really doesn't suit you...

I will take that on board since your opinion is immensly valid to me...yes.

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Let me try a hint even you should get:
Go away no one likes you.

Disgruntled Intern...is...is that you??

Facsimile · #**136** 06-03-2003, 03:22 AM

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Originally posted by Jacob
Disgruntled Intern...is...is that you??

Lol! No. What was about that sentence that related me to him? Was the outright nastiness?

Jacob · #**137** 06-03-2003, 10:51 AM

T'was the nastiness...well done by the by.

Adder · #**138** 06-07-2003, 12:56 PM

1. It is belived by some americans that DDR's have only 5 possible combinations when played using "hidden" or "stelth" modes.
However, in any song there are 10 possible moves. This cannot be true

Facsimile · #**139** 06-08-2003, 06:12 AM

I'm sorry, what?!

Jacob · #**140** 06-08-2003, 12:00 PM

Fun Fact #50: I may be emigrating to New Zealand...

Which reminds me, Facs, you live there...is it pretty? Do you get 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' and 'Angel'? Is it sunny? Is it a well-bred place? Are there pretty people living in NZ?

Majic · #**141** 06-08-2003, 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
Are there pretty people living in NZ?

Fax is there, thats enough to count

***Alcar*** · #**142** 06-08-2003, 01:32 PM

It's wonderful over there. Not having actually been there, but the images of it are great. All the wonderful green grassy hills and the snow areas!

New Zealand usually has the same TV programs on like Australia, so there will most likely be Buffy and Angel on.

Alcar...

Jacob · #**143** 06-08-2003, 02:59 PM

Its not overly censored is it? I know Oz has relaxedness on the whole Fag area of things, so does that mean u have Queer as Folk aswell? And less homophobia?

wtfz · #**144** 06-08-2003, 09:36 PM

He's intentionally flaming people. Warn him quick.

Jacob · #**145** 06-08-2003, 10:05 PM

Whom am i flaming?

***Alcar*** · #**146** 06-08-2003, 11:44 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
Its not overly censored is it? I know Oz has relaxedness on the whole Fag area of things, so does that mean u have Queer as Folk aswell? And less homophobia?

Yeah Australia has Queer As Folk, however it's the American version not the English. I wouldn't know about homophobia, but just recently the legal age for homosexual sexual activities was put down to 16 - 16 also being the heterosexual age of consent.

Finally, our government has passed a fair law.

I don't know whether New Zealand is the same in laws, but I'd say they are similar.

Alcar...

Facsimile · #**147** 06-09-2003, 03:21 AM

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Originally posted by Jacob
Fun Fact #50: I may be emigrating to New Zealand...

Ooh that would be such fun! One point, don't come to my town, it's a downright boring hole.

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Which reminds me, Facs, you live there...is it pretty?

Please, call me Fax. Well apparantly it is. All these famous people come here and like it lot's. Tom Cruise has a house here.

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Do you get 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' and 'Angel'?

Yes. On Sky. I don't know if you have that but it is our sattelite TV setup. There is also Sky UHF but it has 0.1 the amount of channels. (Not a real statistic. I don't know what it really is.

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Is it sunny?

You are from England right? If so then it is far sunnier than there. But a lot less than Aussie, of course being kind of close to Antartica.

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Is it a well-bred place?

Yes. Except for Mt. Somers. Inbred capital of the world I would think that place.

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Are there pretty people living in NZ?

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Fax is there, thats enough to count

If I turn Majics intention around then that should answer your question. Just kidding. I don't know. Probably.

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All the wonderful green grassy hills and the snow areas!

Correct. We have many ski fields.

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Its not overly censored is it?

No. We get many things America and Aus get censored, uncensored. Except for Dragonball Z... that was terrible.

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I know Oz has relaxedness on the whole Fag area of things,

At the moment there are many letters in the TV guide complaining about how they will censor same sex kissing (TATU) and allow hetero kissing on the Sunday morning chart show.

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so does that mean u have Queer as Folk aswell? And less homophobia?

I'm not sure if that is directed at Alcar or I, but even if I was, I know nothing about either.

Wow, that was my first 'Quotey Quotey' post that was not going against someone.

***Alcar*** · #**148** 06-09-2003, 07:51 AM

If you haven't heard of Queer As Folk then I doubt you have it. Poor Jacob

Alcar...

Joshy · #**149** 06-09-2003, 08:36 AM

Queer as Folks isn't that bad, Oz has 'better' scene then Queer as Folks, and i actually enjoy watching Oz.

Jacob · #**150** 06-09-2003, 04:08 PM

I liked Oz, but i kinda lost track of it...

QaF was good mainly due to the main characters personality and how he didn't think about consequences...thats why i liked it anyway...and it was all 'proudness' and the like...