Happy birthday Dave, don't rape too many posts now..
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..I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace; but the shop owner and his son, that's a different story all together...I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...
Majic birthday? Really? I thought he was a robot with no real feelings and no birthdate.....well i guess i was right, just hes got a birthday! *sees majic begin to cry* kidding! *gives majic a present* *waits for the upriing of raped posts*
“Also, we don't need no Jacob to gay this place up. We have officially won the award for the forum with a highest proportion of gay members whilst not being themed about poojabbing, cowboys or Kylie.” - Nate