Soulstorm Brewery Re-build

[Phleg guy]

(Screen fades in)

TEN HUT!!!!!
ALL RAISE FOR THE AL MIGHTY... COUGH!!! COUGH!!! DAMN VOICE!!!!
Ow well, all raise for the almighty PHLEG!!!!

Phleg walks in.

Phleg: Alright dirtbags! We lost Abe, and almost this RPG (read previous post).
Number 14: What the hell is he doing?
Number 13: I dunno.
Phleg: Lizzzzen, scumbags, your mission, whadda I say, your LIFE is to destroy Abe from now on! If you lose, or let the boilers being infiltrated, then it's OVER!!!

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IT'S SOULSTORM POLL TIME!
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YOUR VOTE DEPENDS!!!!

Do you think Abe must infiltrate the boilers in the next episode already?

DON'T REPLY MEANS A YES.
A REPLY SAYING YES MEANS NO.
A REPLY SAYING SOMETHING ELSE MEANS NO.
REMAIN SEATED AND JUST READ THIS RPG MEANS YES.

[Phleg guy]

CHAPTER 4: The new Slig

INTRODUCING

Name: Number 01
Occupation: Slig Tutor
Age: 12
Likes: Slig's doing push-up's
Hates: Passed Slig's without pushing up once, and Abe.
Looks like: A ordinairy Slig. Green and ugly.

Name: (\/-\/)
Occupation: High scientific prototype.
Age: 2 Months
Likes: His one-of-a-kind restyled body
Hates: Other Sligs making fun of him.
Looks like: A Slig, I mean, a Slig... But it does not look like a Slig. Isn't it a BigBro? No, I see here that he isn't.

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M.O.M NEWS. NEWS YOU CAN(not) USE!!!!

Our correspondents just got Director Phleg so drunk, he would tell us about his top secret plans for a new model of a Slig, and a new type pants. We'll start off with the pants. Phleg says that it is a water proppelored unit. It will make us nearly immune to water. Upgrades will be there and he says we can even go under water with that upgrade. And for the second topic, the restyled Slig! Over to our correspondents.

Correspondent: So, what plans do you have for the new slig?
Phleg: *hick* I dunnowww *hick* woss plans zey 'ave for zat new Sligummy *hick*.
Correspondent: Riggghhhhhh-t. I saw you were in charge of that project.
Phleg: Corr- corr- *hick* -ect. It waz finizd alreddy and it will- *hick* (pukes).
Correspondent: (suprised) ehhhh, over to you, Charlie.

And that's the end already of our news! Need to be updated? Scan //\///\\*//\\\?'////\\\-+ right away!

(If your model cannot support Scan-phone yet, consult an immediate upgrade medic and get patched!)

Ofcourse our interviewed was drunk and information he gave could not be 100% correct.

[Phleg guy]

Many Sligs were jaleous on the new restyled Slig. They've decided to come to a complete stop at the Soulstorm Brewery (Thus letting all the Mudokons escape) and focussed on a war with SLIG-tek labs.

If you want to read about it, you'd better reply to the poll, a few replies backwarts (end of page one).

Remember, from the time I was writing (25th of March 2003) you got still 2(!) more days to reply, I need a minimum of 3 replies. If not, then this RPG will be gone and I'll move to the help section.

[Phleg guy]

Then it's official. This topic is closed (or at least, I'm off). Don't expect to read it again because noone replies (or even reads) this stuff. See ya later, Scrabagator.