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12-01-2002, 07:50 PM
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Okay, it's taken me a full year, but I finally finished it. so, DON'T LAUGH!!

Hi there, names Drag. Drag the slig. For some reason, I'm not quite like the other sligs. I'm taller, smarter, and have these pointy things coming out of my head.

All I can remember about my past, ended up as a dream. I sometimes think that it isn't real.But, the dreams are just the beggining.

It all started on January 5th, 2067. I was on patrol at the LABS.
I used to work at Rupture Farms, till this one Mud shut it down. I don't quite know his name. But he's the talk around these parts.
The same stentch that always filled my nostrils everyday entered me. I shrugged It off, and pretented to walk nice an' tough down the aisles. My gun clinking at every step I took. I paused for a moment and overheard something I guess I shouldn't have.

These two Vykkers were arguing over a new expieremental equipment for sligs, or so I thought.

"It vould never verk, zee slig vould probably die after zee next 36 hours."

"But, project X MUST be adequate for zee soldiers, or ve vill loose our heads!! Ve must consult queen Skillya about Drags progress"

At that very moment, I couldn't believe it. I was a Vykkers pet expierement. My mind was yelling;But It can't be me!! It just can't be!!.

I leaned back against the hard, cold wall and listened some more.

"So ve agree, next veek ve vill start zee tests"

I also heard an unfamiliar voice, was it a female?, no can't be or some kind of slig prostetute?, I couldn't tell, but it kept on hissing that I almost couldn't tell what it was saying.

to be continued
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12-01-2002, 07:58 PM
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Thats pretty good!.........you are gonna write more? right?
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12-03-2002, 12:22 PM
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Cont.

"Find him, I want him in my offisssssssssss by 12 noon, Thursday"

"Yes maam ve vill have him in by 11:48"

"i don't CARE!!! Just bring him to me!!"

I have to admit that the thing that was talking, was scary .
I had to wait a total of 5 min. to wait for the vykkers to leave.

when that time came I moved out of the shadows, at that moment I bumped into somehing small and soft. I looked down. Before me was a female Slig!!!!

I couldn't believe it!! She didn't look like the others (they look like a pile of worm S***) She had am muscular frame, and deep green eyes...which to me kinda still scares me.

"Watch where you're going, of i'll have your head!!"

"s-sorry ma'am"

"Listen Soldier..."

what did she call me? a soldier?! for the first time in my life someone called me a soldier!
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03-10-2003, 05:03 PM
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(okay so it looks crappy from here.......okay okay sorry for da delay)



"Are you gonna get off me or what?"she asked.

"Oh sorry ma'am"

I got up nervously while worriying what she will do to me.

"Hey, you haven't heard of a guy named Drag have you?"

I was surprised after she spoke her true voice. I looked at her strangely.

"You overheard didn't you?...........that accent is used to scare 'em......it's fun you know."

I nodded.

"Nowe about Drag,.....have you heard of him?"

I had to think of something quickly.

"Uhh....no ma'am My names Bob"

Bob?........what kind of a name was I thinking?

"Oh I see"

She dusted herself off while leaving me in the dust.
She walked...or should I say marched down the hall.
I sighed in relief and headed back to the Barracks.

Juju and Butch (my Fellow room mates) couldn't believe what they had heard.

"A FEMALE?!! are you sure?"

"Yeah I'm sure....why would I lie?"

"Man I would wrap myself on top of one right now..." Juju sighed

Me and Butch just stare at Juju disgusted.

"What? a guy can dream."

"I think you need to stop reading that porn mag dude" teased Butch.


"Okay guys hit the sack..........now" I warned. "You know how the new General gets when we don't sleep much.
Both of them nod.

"Hey...............Drag.."

"SSSSSSSSSSSH...my names Bob now"

"Right............and i'm Santa Guertiaz Pobloca Rosa Pablo Rodriguez" Juju taunted.
I smacked him behind his head.

"Okay okay.........Sheesh. Will you sleep with me tonight?"

There was a long pause of silence from all three of us.

"Do i look gay dude?"

"So you'll sleep with me then?"

I pulled my sleep ing back cover over my head.

"Right......right"

A while later various snores could be heard through out the hall. I was still awake. I kept worrying onwhat do the vykkers want with me? and why? Why am I not like the other sligs? I had soo many questions about me. All I want is answers about my life.....who's my mother or Father......At least my true Siblings. I want to know...I must know!!!!!!

-To be continued
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