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01-21-2003, 10:57 AM
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These types of threads are getting tedious. I surely hope someone runs over your face for boring me with your lame complaints.
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01-21-2003, 11:24 AM
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I can't believe this... look at all the replies Tori got in two days...heh. Anyway, first off, welcome to OWF Tori, one of the friendliest forums there is... unless your spelling and grammar is terrible, heh.

In my opinion, men and women are equal. However, it is correct to say that most men are stronger than women. It is also a fact that men are more aggressive than women.

A world full of homosexuals... I can't imagine that..
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01-21-2003, 01:25 PM
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A world full of homosexuals... I can't imagine that..
Another problem with Heterosexual society...lack of imagination...

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Wouldn't just saying women cover lesbians as well?
Thats a really good point...be quiet.

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We can't be blamed for not inventing those two, we would hardly be needing them.
Another problem with Heterosexual society...they dont think about others...

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Hey, guys say we are better than girls cause we'd look bad in front of the other guys if we didn't...
Another problem with Heterosexual society...shallow...although i'm one to talk.
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Whats funny nowadays is that you are seeing women do guy things and guys doing women things. Hell I heard that women are decideing to make women's NFL football. I think its the WNFL. But don't quote me on that. Now to me that is just rediculous but I guess if everyone wants to be equel then so be it.

What is our world comming to?!
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01-21-2003, 05:14 PM
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What is our world comming to?!
...A better one...
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01-21-2003, 06:27 PM
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Originally posted by Jacob
I dont want to. If you read it i said Gays, Lesbians AND women...*Tuts*...See, typical Hetro...jumping the gun. Thinking that the 1st date means oral...Ugh.
Ugh...*tuts*... typical homo. Not even bothering to pay attention to what they themselves have said. You said that all of the women would pleasure each other with sex toys. And if that isn't a lesbian activity, than what exactly is it, Chris? You said yourself that only the homos males would be pleasured by the heteros. Now, if leaving no other option of sexual pleasure to women besides other women isn't trying to turn them lesbian, than what the f*ck is it? Hmm? Go ahead and edit your post, but you can't hide what you said.
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But it would be like Planet of the Apes...without the hairyness and the failure of us. We'd have guns...and horses. And we would moniter your petty kind and if you got too "excited" we'd drag you away, molest you (if your cute) and burn you...BWAHAHAAAAA!!
Thus leaving you with no form of man power, causing your elitist society to collapse. From then on out, the women would probably take over, and us critical thinking to make a society better than any male of any sexual orientation could create.

You know, it's really sad I've had to disect this sick little fantasy of humor you've created. In the future, please restrain from calling me a typical hetero. I find it highly offensive and distasteful.

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01-21-2003, 07:52 PM
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You said that all of the women would pleasure each other with sex toys.
Not true. Please quote me were i stated that women would pleasure EACH other with sex toys...

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Go ahead and edit your post, but you can't hide what you said.
Lol...

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Thus leaving you with no form of man power
Gays can be strong aswell you know, have you never seen George Michaels video to 'Lets go outside' with the 2 body builders?

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In the future, please restrain from calling me a typical hetero. I find it highly offensive and distasteful.
Lol...really!?!

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You know, it's really sad I've had to disect this sick little fantasy of humor you've created.
"Sick" or "Amazingly powerfully cleverly idea...ly"? Hmmm, one must wonder if your just...BIASED!!
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01-22-2003, 06:20 PM
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Originally posted by Jacob
Not true. Please quote me were i stated that women would pleasure EACH other with sex toys...
Well, for God's sake, at least make what you're saying more clear. Use "pleasure themselves with sex toys", rather than "be pleasured by sex toys".
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Gays can be strong aswell you know, have you never seen George Michaels video to 'Lets go outside' with the 2 body builders?
No doubt in that, but the gays couldn't rule if they were doing manual labor. After all, here in America, guys who are usually insecure with the sexuality end up being body builders, anyway.
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Lol...really!?!
Well, think of it this way: if someone called you a typical hetero male, would you not be offended? I mean, rugby, talking about which female celebrities I would "do" and making fun of gay people (which are all stereotypical hetero activities when you think about it) isn't exactly my cup of tea...
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"Sick" or "Amazingly powerfully cleverly idea...ly"? Hmmm, one must wonder if your just...BIASED!!
NO!!! But how?! How have you seen through my incredible guise?! Yes, Chris, I am biased... against evil heterophobe fantasies!
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01-22-2003, 06:51 PM
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Stop with the sex and shit or I will get in trouble my dad will try and sue you thinking you told me it
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Oh, I would like to see that. No... no... I would love to see that.

Anyway, I would be more worried about saying "shit" than some other people talking about some intimations to sex if I were you.
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01-22-2003, 07:33 PM
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"be pleasured by sex toys".
Would you like to see that, eh? Lesbians? Eh, Luke...WOULD YOU? WOULD YOU LIKE TO GROOVE YOUR SOCKS OFF TO SUCH LESBIAN MOANS AND ACTIVITIES!?! WELL!?! Damn you, Luke, damn you...

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After all, here in America,
Didn't i mention, we would suffocate Americans with a gigantic powder Puff...

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if someone called you a typical hetero male, would you not be offended?
Yeh, but thats cos im a raving Fag...

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isn't exactly my cup of tea...
Lol, that was such a Puffy thing to say. Are you sure your not a raving homothexthual?

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my dad will try and sue you
Please, hun. I do Law...dont bring such a subject up unless your willing to place your head on a table and allow me to take an Axe to your neck.
However, let me just show you a true example of amazingly amazing Law. If you were to call me a 'Typical hetero' i could sue you for Liable, cos its not true...
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Re: why do guys think they are better than girls

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Originally posted by Tori
It really makes me mad that boys think they over power girls. Like the most stupid one in the book girl cudeis. Like a few days ago Iget in a fight with a boy and I say I will beat him up and he says you can not fight because you are a girl. so if you boys have any good reasons that boys are better better than girls feel free to tell me!
I dont, and acutaly, I dont think myself any better than them
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01-23-2003, 04:42 AM
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Originally posted by Tori
Stop with the sex and shit or I will get in trouble my dad will try and sue you thinking you told me it
Lol, i think you started the topic... and we're just having a sensible adult conversation.....
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Men are shitheads when it comes to the female sex.
They just wanna show off.
I'm ashamed of my race. Sexists and murderers. Why can't `I be an Elf???
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01-23-2003, 12:05 PM
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Originally posted by Jacob
Didn't i mention, we would suffocate Americans with a gigantic powder Puff...
Hey... come to think of it... that is actually a good idea.
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Lol, that was such a Puffy thing to say. Are you sure your not a raving homothexthual?
Ummm... no... of course not. I'm just really in touch with my feminine side... yeah, that's it... feminine side... *laughs nervously*
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i don't have a problem with female's. What's wrong with female's?i mean they're smart,nice etc. and i don't like violence football and other sport's and thing's and im still male but would you cal me a TYPICAL hetero?(just wondering)
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01-23-2003, 05:29 PM
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I dont think myself any better than them
Good, cos now i dont have to throw an object of a large mass and density at you...*Snorts geekily*

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(1)Sexists and murderers. (2)Why can't `I be an Elf???
(1) - No, they're amateur murderers. You wanna know why we dont hear about women murdering anyone that much, cos they're clever enough to not get caught (same goes for my kind).

(2) - I am speechless...really, i am...oh, oh wait. Here comes a word...from the Ether, again...ermm...what? Whats that? Oh, ok...Dork.

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TYPICAL hetero?(
No...i would call you, no-one.

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I'm just really in touch with my feminine side
I had-
Im a misunderstood male
Im a understanding male
Im in touch with my feminine side
Im just camp
Im Bi

And now its heading for "Im a raving, full on, homosexual..."
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.

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No...i would call you, no-one.
gee thank's i don't se the point of this thread
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