Christmas Oddworld FM ~Live from rupture Farms~

Rex Tirano · #1 12-17-2002, 06:11 PM

Welcome ladies, gents, Muds and gluks of all ages. You've been waiting for 6 months for it. And its is finally here, with more things to do. Puzzles, and don't forget phone in anythime using the number:

08763 1238-OWFM

Now! Before we kick start our holiday festivitys, listen to our sponsers........

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Lonely? No work? Just looking for that place to curl up feeling safe?

Well here at Rupture Farms everyones having fun! We care for each of our workers. With good solid pay and somewhere to keep warm don't pass down this oppertunity.......
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If you want your own sponser phone up 08763 1238-OWFM now and place your order!!
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Merry Christmas to you all out there in oddland!! And first off I need a new co-host!

The history of the hosts:-

first Molluck and Para5

Then Munchy

Then Para5 and Red

Now it could be you! Phone in now and win a place in our finals!!
But its not that simple you must win your way through!! Pm me first and when I have 2 contestants then they will go head to head!!

Lets listen to that music and keep your calls coming!...........

Al the Vykker · #2 12-17-2002, 06:42 PM

Ill be the company CEO, overseeing that you and the new cohost keep moolah profits going sky high. Hey, dont yell at me Im just the Fan Corner Mod.

-Al the Vykker

Rex Tirano · #3 12-18-2002, 05:23 PM

Hey say hi to al everybody.............Okay when I say, say hi to all everybody. You say hi! Okay??? Great lets try it one more.....

Say hi to Al everybody!!!.....*you say hi*.........

Well that went well *coughs* Alright so far we have 0 contestants but thats just because, uhhhh........your tired?? Yeah your tired! Erm call us up anytime folks using that ultr cool number: 08763 1238-OWFM

We'll be back after these words......

Facsimile · #4 12-18-2002, 08:25 PM

(Munch voice) I don't get it.
Is this a real number? Whats going on??
Oh and hi to Al everybody

Kesiah · #5 12-18-2002, 11:04 PM

"Hello? What kind of contest are you talking about? Hello? HELLO!!!"
...stupid phone....

Rex Tirano · #6 12-21-2002, 10:36 AM

(people to call the phone line you post here or if its a comp pm me for details!)
'You have 2 new messages!'

Hi Rexy...Yeah its abe. I got 2 tickets to go see munch perfoming live in paramonia. ow all you have t do is be the 13th pm-er to Rexy with the topic called "I love abe!" and have a zany mssage to go with it! Later!

Message 2

Rexy, we have 1 contestant at the moment for the co-host, you better hurry up with a second otherwise there won't be no comp.
Bye!

End of messages!

So big al hows the profits going?

And don't forget all to phone in leave messages, pm me and stay tuned for a massive crimbo message in a few mins....

Al the Vykker · #7 12-21-2002, 11:58 AM

Profits are taking a sky dive. Were going to be in a deep pile of meat if we dont get some advertising for our viewers. Either way this glukkon aint going to lose profits. Im counting on you to get this place started up again.

-Al the Vykker FC Mod/ CEO of FM live

Splat · #8 12-22-2002, 05:23 PM

Uh, are we suposed to pm you if we want to enter the competition? If so, what do we do in the comp, you know, is it questions on oddworld, or puzzles like anagrams (gee, i hope that word exists in america) and stuff?

Oh, and I WANT ADVERTISEMENTS

Kesiah · #9 12-22-2002, 10:36 PM

*rings radio station*

Hey! Can I sing a song on radio! Here goes:
"Jingle Bells, Abey smells,
Munch just laid an egg!!"
*radio station hangs up*
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Stupid phone!!!

Quest for the Can Opener- 'One helping, and you'll never go back!'

gotta love advertising....

Rex Tirano · #10 12-22-2002, 10:47 PM

----ADVERTS-------

Quest for the can opener - 'One helping and you'll never go back!'
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Are you ready to die???
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Last day of chance to become the co-host people! get your pms in!
Al's happy today and the snow is not fallin here! So get your messages here and if you have any xms songs we'd be deligted to hear em!

*puts on some songs*......

Al the Vykker · #11 12-22-2002, 10:51 PM

Ah what the hell.....I'll give a few advertisements.

FC Moderator Message to all:

One, I dont tolerate spam

Two, Im not a mean person

Three, I would like to advertise that I have three oddworld fan fics

Number one was the Fallen Temple that was finished last year

Number two is Failure to Comply Still

Number Three is Campaign Tour Still Active

I also have an off topic story, Halo: Eclipse

Please respond to any of these I need more feedback. THankyou.

-Al the Vykker Fan Corner Moderator

Splat · #12 12-28-2002, 05:31 PM

*Rings radio station*
Oo,oo, can i advertise?
Here gos,

The Oddworld Story, a story of peace, war, and deliverence.

I've read better,
Jimmy "misrable git" McCloud.

Whats Oddworld then love?
Carol Hemmings.
Cleaner at local buissnesss centre.

A brilliant and intelligent story of exuberent influence and colourful plot.
Humpfrey, the amazing burping frog.

And remember kids, STAY IN SCHOOL!
*Puts downh*