OWAE Script
I am writing the script to the sequel to a blockbuster hit that will shake the OWFers.

ODDWORLD:
ABE’S EXODDUSS
‘If you was too cheap to purchase tickets to our last movie lemme tell ya a bit about what happened. It all started with this Abe guy who worked in this dumb meat factory called RuptureFarms. The place was run by Glukkons and they was on the verge of goin outta business. So they had no choice but to chop up Abe and his buddies too! So Abe decided that he should save all his pals. So in the end it turned out good. And if ya wanna know how. You should dish out some change and go buy the stinking movie. We gotta eat too ya know!’
Fade in-
CHAPTER 1: SOULSTORM MINING COMPANY
SCENE 1: THE HERO
Monsaic Sacrum, end of Abe’s Oddysee. Abe stands in front of a large crowd of Mudokons. He counts at least ninety-nine. Then out of the blue he farts…
Abe (embarrassed): Oops!
Bigface: Oh, Abe! (laughs)
Bigface pats Abe on the back a little too hard and causes him to fall and go unconscious. Abe is then greeted by three ghosts. The ghosts of the three parts of Necrum…
SCENE 2: THE VISIT
Weirdo 1: Abe, you’re the savior of the Mudokons, so you gotta help us!
Weirdo 2: The Glukkons are digging up our bones!
Weirdo 3: You gotta come to Necrum, Abe-
Weirdos (chorus): Quickly, quickly, quickly…
Their voices fade and Abe wakes up…
SCENE 3: THE BEGINNING OF AN ADVENTURE
Abe and five Mudokons say their goodbyes…
Mudokon: Leaving so soon?
‘So me and some others set out to find Necrum. Our journey started well…’
The Mudokons and Abe are traveling across the desert. They all feel good, and have half full bellies after breakfast…
‘By lunch time we were gettin pretty tired…by dinner it was unbearable…’
A Mudokon tired and with an empty stomach collapses…
Mudokon (angry): It’s all because of you we got into this mess!
The Mudokons grumble…
Mudokon 2 (tired): Can I go home?
Abe sighs but then the ground begins to shake…
Abe: What’s that?
Mudokons (chorus): Don’t look at me!
A train appears, as it rumbles across the plain it passes right over the Mudokons heads. They dive to the ground to avoid decapitation…
Something falls of the train…
Abe: Hey, look at that…it’s a bone! I think we’re close!
Mudokons (chorus): C’mon let’s go!
SCENE 4: THE MYSTERIOUS MINES OF NECRUM
The Mudokons follow the train and end up faced to a wall. As they climb up a Mudokon says…
Mudokon: I don’t think we’re supposed to be here!?
The Mudokons land on a platform but Abe just misses the edge and falls off…
SCENE 5: THE JOURNEY BEGINS
Abe falls while bouncing off of rocks…
Flying Slig: Somethin smells!
Abe lands on his feet and sees a familiar site… A cold dark cavern and then…
Flashback/Abe/Rupture Farms:
Abe hangs from a chain above Mullock’s meat grinder in his office. Abe sighs.
End Flashback:
Abe regains his composure…
Abe: I gotta keep my mind on the mission.
Abe hears the padding of a sligs heavy holstered pants…
Abe: Hmm…
Then Abe hears the sound of humming, of that of a Mudokon…
Abe: Uh? Hello?
Mudokon: Hello, how are you fellow coal miner?
Abe: You’re not diggin up coal or any other precious elements you are diggin up bones!
Mudokon: Bones?
Abe: Not just any bones…Mudokon bones!
Mudokon: Are you one of those rumor spreaders?
Abe: No! I promise by the name of the mighty Odd that this is a mining facility that is diggin up our ancestors for profit! I don’t exactly know what, but they are!
Mudokon: Okay, what do you want me to do about it?
Abe: Follow me!
Mudokon: Okay.
Abe leads the Mudokon to a ring of birds familiar in the first movie. And uses the powers he had only begun to learn of, but was already really good at…
Mudokon: Bye…
Abe: Abe!
Mudokon: Okay, bye.
Abe proceeds onward until meeting with another Mudokon. This one is not that happy…
Abe: Hello!
Mudokon: Go away ya little bastitch!
Abe walks up to the Mudokon and pats him on the shoulder…
Abe: I’m really sorry!
Mudokon: Okay…
Abe hears something…
Slig: Hey, you quit tampering with the labor force-
Abe: Uh oh!
Slig: It’s that Abe guy. Boy is Phleg gonna be pissed about this! But hey at least I can now quit work!
Abe and the Mudokon run for cover behind a barrel…
Mudokon: You’re a wanted felon?!
Abe: It’s a long story!
Abe and the Mudokon sit there and the slig fires…
Mudokon: Ow! Son of a fleech!
Abe trips the slig and chants…
Slig: Aw! I’m being mentally harassed!
Mudokon: What the heck are ya doin?
Abe: I’m giving the slig a massive seizure.
The slig is possessed and jumps off the cliff and dies…
Abe wakes up…
Mudokon (gawking): D-d-did you s-see that? Why would he do that?
Abe: Another long story…Follow me.
Mudokon: Okay.
Abe leads yet another Mudokon to a bird portal and chants opening it up…
Abe: Go ‘head go through it.
Mudokon: Okay.
The Mudokon leaves and Abe is once again alone. He treads onward…
Abe: It sure is quiet, what’s that?
Abe hears the distant whir of a motor. There’s a flying slig and he begins to pursue Abe and Abe begins to climb on the rocks to safety. Then he sees a group of about 5 Mudokons…
Abe: Hello.
Mudokons: Hey Abe hows it hangin?
Abe: Great, we gotta get outta here!
Mudokons: Why?
Abe: The Glukkons are excavating Mudokon bones!
Mudokons: Wha?
Abe: It’s true follow me!
Mudokons: Okay.
They run along as the flying slig pursues them…
Flying slig: I’m gonna getcha you Mudokon terrorist!
Abe and the Mudokons reach a point at a steep wall…
Abe: The only way is up.
The Mudokons climb…
Mudokon: This is kinda tough.
Abe: We’re almost there.
Flying slig (laughing): There is no escape!
The Mudokons make it to the top, the slig being to busy laughing at the struggling Mudokons does not notice that they have made it to the top and are running off into the midst…
Abe (whispering): Stop we gotta sneak now!
The Mudokons sneak past a sleeping slig…
Abe: Look!
In front of them are six turning wheels, which is kinda awkward given that there are six Mudokons. They turn the wheels until a door opens and they run off…
SCENE 6: THE SECOND OF SEVERAL WINDING TUNNELS
The Mudokons run over to what looks like a dispenser…
Mudokons: Oh yay! Sometin ta drink!
Abe: Don’t drink that!
Mudokon: Why not?
Abe: It’s brew made by Glukkons. It’s probably bad for ya!
Mudokon: What a woose!
Mudokon: I hear ya!
Mudokon: Look, Abe we came all this way just to help you, it’s not unreasonable that we’re just a little thirsty now is it!?
Abe: But I-
Mudokon: And if you didn’t notice we just walked across a desert!
Mudokon: So back off stitch lips!
Abe: Oh…
‘I tried to tell them, but they drank the brew anyway. Lots of it, then they got all sick lookin, but they still wanted more! That’s when I figured this whole thing out…Brew is made from our bones!’
Abe: This is bad! What am I gonna do now?
Mudokon: How about leadin us outta here!
Abe: Uh, okay. Follow me!
Mudokon: Uh, okay.
The Mudokon falls to his death…
Abe: Oops! I forgot he was blind!
Flying slig: I can’t believe that’s him! It’s that Abe guy! Promotion here I come. Freeze!
Abe dodges the slig as he flies toward Abe. Abe falls down into a well…
Abe: Whoa! Boy that was close. I gotta be more careful!
Flying slig: I gotcha now blue boy!
Abe sees 15 Mudokons all huddled up…
Abe: Hey! C’mere
Mudokons: Okay.
They all begin to run away from the slig and fall into a hole…
Mudokons w/ Abe: Whoa!
Abe lands to see 15 more Mudokons…
Abe: Hi!
Mudokons (sad): Hi…
Abe says sorry to all the Mudokons and they feel better…
Abe: By chance did you see a ring of birds?
Mudokons: Yeah come with us!
The Mudokons begin climbing rock until they meet six more Mudokons, who gladly follow Abe. They end up where Abe’s five drunken buddies still wander around oblivious…
Mudokon: Hey buddy, you okay?
Mudokon (drunk): Don’t you sass at me like that! I know where you live! I’ll cut your head off and eat you son of a-
The Mudokon collapses…
Mudokon: C’mon this way.
The Mudokons continue upward, there they meet ten more Mudokons…
Abe chants…
Mudokons (chorus): Bye!
Abe spots another well…
Abe: Hmm…
Abe jumps in…
Fade out-
Fade in-
SCENE 7: GIVE A SLOG A BONE THIS MUDOKON CAME LIMPING HOME
Abe flies out of the well and hears barking. He sees an old foe…a slog…
Abe: Can my day get any worse?
Sloggies approach Abe…
Abe: Oh yeah, there’s that…
The slogs give chase…
Abe: Git me outta here!
Abe begins to run and notices a sign that says main boiler…but he doesn’t care right now he just keeps moving! He leaps over another slog. The action, the suspense…
‘And so the slogs chased me and I ran…they were nearly biting my heels! I was gettin tired. And then I swerve off to the side flipped on a lever. The slogs just missed me and were zapped into oblivion.’
Abe then went into a door which led to tunnel three…
SCENE 8: THIS CAN’T BE NECRUM
Abe got through the door and collapsed…
3 hours later…
Abe got up and began to tread onward…
Abe: This can’t be Necrum! I mean the ghosts did say the Gluks are diggin up our bones…
Flashback/Necrum Mines/Wall/Sign:
The Mudokons climb over a big wall a sign says “Necrum Burial Grounds: Under New Management SOULSTORM MINING CO.”
End Flashback:
Abe treads on to be faced with a field of mines. He throws one of the rocks in his pocket hard…
KABOOM!
The field is cleared and he went through the door…
SCENE 9: BLIND MUDOKON ZONE
Abe sees another blind Mudokon and this time is more gentle to it…
Abe: Hiya!
Mudokon: Hello? Are you a slig? Please don’t beat me! I’m workin hard, see!
The blind Mudokon begins pounding the pick axe into the rock crushing the bones and stones alike…
Abe: Follow my voice!
Mudokon: Okay.
Abe chants and grabs the Mudokon and throws him in the bird portal…
Abe: One down, a gazillion to go!
Abe enters the door and goes on to further understand the difficulty of his journey…
SCENE 10: TUNNEL FOUR AND MORE BLINDS
Abe arrives at tunnel four and pulls a lever to deactivate a row of deadly bone saws…
‘Being a hero of an entire race is hard. And now that part of them are blind and need help entering the portals, it just got more difficult.’
Abe treads onward deactivating bone saws that almost decapitate him and then he opens a slam door and tells the Mudokon to come over. Abe then opens the bird portal and throws the Mud into it…
Abe: What the?
The magic from the portal opens the door and Abe enters…
SCENE 11: THE SAWS OF DOOM
Abe enters tunnel 5 and is greeted by more bone saws. He leaps and sees six more Mudokons. He treads onward knowing that if he chanted the Mudokons (even if they are blind) would be minced. He goes onward and sees two more Mudokons whom follow him and then he leaves on a moving platform and saves another Mudokons chops up a slig with the saws. He then goes to a lever and pulls it. He goes back up with the Mud and saves the rest of them. And then he goes down again. And enters a door…
SCENE 12: I FEEL CLOSER TO THE END OF THIS FRIGGIN MINE
Abe enter mine 6 and sees a sign with numbers on it. It says CASUALTIES: 1
ESCAPEES: 48
EMPLOYEES IN MINES: 75...
Abe: Eep! A motion detector I better be a little careful there…
Abe creeps along and instantly stops when the motion detector hits him…
He sees in the distance a mine car and carefully sneaks past two sleeping sligs. Next he had to deactivate thirteen bombs and then he crushed the sligs and went up…
‘I continued my quest and picked up some more Mudokons along the way. All of which were blind as bats’
Abe then meets up with a slig who chases him, but, when he goes to jump on the Mudokon, Abe grabs is leg and flings him at the wall with a spike jutting out of it…
Abe: That oughta do it! Hey guys follow my voice.
The Muds come to Abe and he opens the bird portal and they are all freed. And Abe enters the door…
SCENE 13: TO THE MAIN BOILER
Abe enters mine 7 and examines the area. Then he sees it the door to the main boiler…
Abe: I hope there aren’t too many slogs this time around!
Abe walks over and says hello to the Mudokons and they all follow him to a gate. He frees them and then is chase by sligs for about twenty minutes. And escapes through the door…
SCENE 14: THE MAIN BOILER
Flying slig: Another day another pay check.
Abe: Uh oh.
Abe begins to run and makes it into the shadows. He then notices a wheel and turns it unfortunately the slig saw him and he chased him again. He repeated this twice until he heard an alarm and knew that was his cue. He ran huffing and puffing and then the place begins to explode, and Abe freaks out. He runs and then…he was blown out of the mine and smashed his balls half on fire. Then he fell into the open world of Necrum…
The adventures of Abe will continue soon...
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