Addvormahn "them" RPG

[Adder]

Extract from the "Bandit's scalp" newspaper
Local adventurers, the "them" group are searching for new members to join on a campain against "those who started the chaos"(quote from Adder). Anyone interested should send their info. to Adder, group leader.

Group info.

Name: Adder
Age: ? (unknown)
Race: Somewhere between a human and... something else
Apperance: Tall; middle build; blond hair (short); blue eyes; Pale skin
Personality: Either depressed, angry, or in "manicly killing mode"
Prefered weapons: Almost anything, as long as it's straight forward. (* no guns allowed!)
Quote:
"Who dare's to win?!?"

Name: Lara Dromnick
Age: 25
Race: Dwarf
Apperance: Black/blue hair; white skin; deep green eyes; thin
Personality: Very in balance with nature, dislikes death and suffering of any kind.
Prefered weapons: Words and movements.
Quotes:
"Oh look at the trees. They're dancing again!"

[Adder]

Name: Larex Vingent
Age: 23
Race: Elf
Apperance: Brown hair; off-white skin (slightly green); brown eyes; small build
Personality: Poetic; sarcastic; optomistic;
(generaly annoying)
Prefered weapons: Anything long distance.
Quotes:
"Or is it?...."

Name: Paul Smith
Age: 21
Race: Human
Apperance: Black hair; brown eyes; medium build
Personality: Semingly lacks any useful knowledge.
Prefered weapons: Swords and pikes.
Quotes:
"What?"
"Where's that?"


THE BEGGINING:

Adder: "How many have come so-far"
Larex: "None"
Adder: "And how many do we need?"
Lara: "With us, about 3"
Paul: "So...how long can we wait?"
Adder "As long as we need to"

[Abe's son]

Name: Kaiazen
Age: 10 (reawakened)
Race: Demon(Turned)
Apperance: Thin, Tall, bluish white skin, long spikey blue hair, short, sharp fangs, and a sharky grin
Personality: Sharky...very Sharky....and like a snake
Prefered weapons: Soul blade (large Scimitar thing)
Quote: "I dont work for hell...I just live there"

[Adder]

Adder: "Welcome aboard, Kaiazen!"
Larex: "Wait, there's the test first"

You're handed a card, on it is written: "How do you fell about green-skins?"
There are lines underneath for your answer.

Paul: "Ummm...YOur sword is humming."
Lara: "I warned that magics would be needed here, or at most drawn"
Adder: "Looks powerful, eve without the glow, it'll do."

[Abe's son]

Kaiazen: *writes under neath it: I dont mind'em* *hands it back to Adder* I'm glad to be here. I hope I can help at least a little

*smiles, showing his pointed teeth*

[Adder]

Adder: "...don't mind'em...mmm"

Larex: "Well, I guess you rank under Adder"
Adder: "MUST we go into that again! I only assumed rank for alphabetic relevance!"
Paul: "Then why do you still hold authority?"
Lara: "It beginns again... And put away those teeth. Unless you wish to frighten the enemy into attack or lose our cover in dark!"

[Hobo]

Name: Og
Age: 14
Race: Half ogre
Apperance: With A mix of Human and Ogre Parenting, he isn't the prettiest of folk, his disfigured face makes him repulsive to others. His Enormous build makes up for this repulsiveness in brute strength

Personality: Will fight to the death for his, very few, friends. He cares really, but he shows a "hard as Nails" exterior

Prefered weapons: Clubs and other strength powered weapons such as mace's and Hammers

Quotes:
Did you just spill my pint?

You lower that middle finger before i pierce it through your skull.........

[Adder]

Adder: "You expect me to allow a-"
Lara: "Helper"
Adder: "...to join my team!"

Larex: "Do you want to die from behind?"
Adder: "No."
Larex: "Then we'll put him up front. Besides, he'll blend into the scrub"

Adder: "Fine... welcome, Og"

You notice the rest of the team relaxes greatly...

Adder: "we will proceede as soon as the village comes under attack. For now, another round!"

The waitress comes over to get your order

[Abe's son]

Kaiazen: Something strong, very strong...

[Adder]

Larex: "The very same. So...you're a big drinker, eh?"

Paul: "Just cause you drank me under the table doesn't mean you're imperviouse to alcohol, Larex."

Adder: "Anyway, here's the plan:

First this village will come under attack, then we slip away.
If we're unnoticed, we'll choose a side and try to attack.

Any questions?"

[Hobo]

Og : Yeah, whats their strongest beer and how much?

[Abe's son]

Kaiazen: And what if were noticed? What then?

[nads]

confusing, but I'll give it a try


name: Tal'Roth
age: 385,000 (that's pretty young)
race: Shadow Demon
appearence: go outside on a sunny day, look down to
your shadow. Got it? now give your shadow red eyes and
horns. Done? Good. That's Tal'Roth
personality: Demonic (is that a personality?)
preffered weapons: Shadow blade
quotes: SHADOW PUPPET?!? F*** YOU!

[Adder]

Adder: "Shadow demon... That sounds like yet another-"
Lara: "Helper!"
Adder: "FINE! Welcome Tal'Roth.

Now, if we can't make a full escape then we'll just start shooting our way out!
We are too meet across the river to the north as soon as the fighing ends. And it should begin in about, 4 kronkts" (author's input: The next post! )


Rules:
1. No killing/injuring another member in your posts.
2. Other team members can be used, to a degree!!!.
No using them out of character (unless it was a misinterpritation of personality)
3. Try to twist the plot slightly, don't derail it, just divert it.
4. Breaking up into smaller groups is allowed.

[Abe's son]

Kaiazen: *taps his blade anxouisly* when the hell are we going?

[Adder]

Adder: Around about...nnnnnnnow!
{Awkward silence}

Larex: Um...that it?

{Shouts come from outside}
Larex: Oh, there's the carnage!

Adder: Right. Us four will delay the attack.

Tal'Roth Kaiazen and Og, try to stay together... Actualy... Larex go with them. remember get out and over the river!"


Larex: Okay wet-nosses, alway's wanted to say that...

Here, I've written these to help you out. *hands each of you a small piece of paper*

Written on the page is:
The A-Z of Monsters, Green-skins, Humanoids, The Un-dead, and other...things

A. Adder: What passes as the leader of the greatest explorers, the Addvormahn them?(lost) Group (for full title send large scroll to Skybridtrell with Larex written on the back). Not sure of his species, Adder is best described as somewhere between a giant and the unknown. The muscle of the group, not too smart but cunning. Personally, Adder seems to be technically racist to all forms of Green-skins? I have no explanation as to why this is.
B. Bile demons: Possible the most revolting beast that hasn't technically died already. These parasites are experts at finding lost travellers. Hard to kill or trap, the best defence from these is to run to Na'ran when you smell rotting flesh. Normally stay in the Pits.
D. Dwarf: Despite being only 4?tall and able to chug 4 quarts without any sign of sounding, dwarves are just like humans. Avoid anything that can be taken as a height description when within earshot of a dwarf. Fond of weapons and nature, and odd mix
E. Elf: Need anything be said? Perfection.
F. Fairy: Little scamps that always seem to swarm around a recently washed person. Avoid being bitten at all costs, it's extremely annoying

Larex: Obviously it's only an extract

[Hobo]

*Og picks up a nearby bench and smashes a hole in the wooden wall.*

Og: I found a way out........

[Adder]

Paul: What... WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE DOOR!!!

Adder: Never mind! Larex, go east. We'll go west.

*Looking around you see people running in panic, but no signs of a battle*

[Abe's son]

Kaiazen: I belive this would be good time to...Transform...

*His skin go's pale, and his eyes burn red, his fangs get larger and his hair gets longer, now black tiped, his mas gets bigger and his muscle mass increase's, he sprouts wings, large, his blade gets bigger, now decorated with runes and surounded with black mist, he grows claws and talons, he turns to the group and walks out the door*

Oni-Kaiazen: *now in a creepy duobled voice* Are you coming or not?

[Adder]

Larex: "Well, now that we're alone let's have some fun! Follow me."
*Walks out the door and to the left*
Larex: "Now that we're heading into battle it is important to act like nothing is happening, okay? You'll see why. No weapons should be drawn but they should be visible to anyone glancing at you."

"Kaiazen, what did I just say?"

Kaiazen: "Um.."
Larex: "A glowing sword counts as a weapon, it shouldn't be in your hand."
*Looks around*
Larex: "See"
*points to emeny charging towards group in full leather armour waving a club*
"He now thinks you're an enemy. Um...Og, you want to take this one?"
Og: "Okay."
*Og attackes enemy*
(crack)
*Enemy falls*

Larex: "Good. Now, can anyone see Og's mistake?...Anyone?"
"Well, it's a trick question. For every enemy you see,"(*curiously flicks his wrist*) "there's one you can't."
(Distant Thud) "It's the same with my weapons."
"But don't worry, he wasn't an archer." *points to corpse at end of the street*

Larex: "Now, where do y'all want to go to for the next lesson? Into battle; To the rendevous; Another pub; Anywhere.
It's your RPG, y'all decide!"

[Abe's son]

Kaiazen: the battle *spreads his wings and takes off, and see's a few bandits running around like crazed idiots on crack, Kaiazen swoops down with his sword and and slice's the head's off tree adn then hits the ground and turns to the others* All right then, I want to see how good you are...

[Hobo]

Og: You want to test MY skill?

*Og draws his finest warhammer and Screams his Shrill war cry, He runs into the midst of Battle and sends a group of Rouges toppling like skittles. He swings his Hammer, crushing skulls wildly. The cracked earth beneath his feet is stained red*

Og: That good enough for you?

[Adder]

Larex: "(oh god...) Bye bye discrete!"
*walkes forward into carnage*
Larex: "Now...um..."
*pauses to kill charging idiot*
Larex: "Guys on my side! You just confirmed your alignment.
Now, no points for showing off."
*Flicks his wrists strangly*
Larex: "Although I've already killed about 6. Anyway, finnish up and fall back.

And only attack who's attacking you, Kaiazen!"

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Meanwhile

Adder: "They should be here by now"
Paul: "What do you expect from leaving them with him?!"
Lara: "He will give them trial by fire... They will learn"
Adder: "well, at lest we're safe"

Lara: "No we're not. There's at least 3 parties of bandits closing in on us."
Adder: "....right. Um.... paul, how good are you with a bow?"
Paul: "No very."
Adder: "Right.... He'd better get here"

[Adder]

Larex: "Okay... Lets try that again. This time with more direction.


Kaiazen, you can fly, so you take out all the archers, speramen, and slingers.

Og. You get the people who are weilding heavy objects and screeming.

Tal'Roth...
um... Just kill anyone who looks like they're trying to kill someone on our side.

As for me, I'll try to find more people for our side."


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Adder: "Okay... Where is the closest village."

Lara: "Over to the east, about 2 miles."

Adder: "And how good are these bandits at tracking?"
Lara: "At least one group came from the pub."
Adder: "Right... Paul, you play decoy."
Paul: "And there it is! My death call."
Adder: "Lara, hide. I'll spring the trap."

[Abe's son]

(OCC: Hey Adder, if you want any stats for my chara's speices and were they come from PMed to you if you want.)

[Hobo]

Og runs at a man waving a chair about. The man turns, and tries to break it over Og's head, but Og dives to the floor and sweep kicks his leg. Og then strikes the man with his club. Og picks up the chair in his left hand and throws it at a man with a mace, sending him into a cart.

[Adder]

Larex: "Okay... there are no reinforcments so we're kind of screwed.


Everyone finnish up killing whoevers fighting you, then regroup and we'll try to get to Adder"

*Larex flicks his wrist...*
*Nothing happens*

Larex: "Right... Rush order on that killing and regroup!"

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Paul: (thoughts) Great! Im stuck trying to hide whle a group who outnumber us 10-1 isclosing in. Where's Cobra when you need him!
Adder: *Looks at the enemy rushing in* "PAUL RUN!"

*Brief movement in a bush nearby*

*Sound of arrows flying*
*Sound of wood splintering*

Adder: "the Fharcon HEIST pro patria Skybridtrell" (Adder's war cry)
*Runs forward with two drawn swords and starts haking the enemy*

Adder: "Lara, I need more help than shooting the arrows. Go for the archers!"

*Adder preforms "Whirling dervish agresion", taking down a ring of 8 enemies as he spins*

[Adder]

Larex: "Alright... Now, whisper mode"



Larex: "right...have to be quiet. I'll find the group while thinking of a plan..."
*creaps through trees silently*
Kaiazen: "What's happening?"
Larex: "Nothing. But then, what does happen to corpses laying out in a field- Crap.
Um....

Okay, they're under attack. Everyone rush in and try not to get killed by Adder."
*begins running*
"Got that?!"

Kaiazen: "Sure!" *swoops over the enemy*