Funny Rules

Paramite Pie 1029 · #1 06-09-2003, 02:48 AM

lets make a list of funny rules... maximum of 3 per post

1) No F--kin' Swearing
2) No Offensive Language - This includes French/Spanish/Chinese
3) NO EXCESSIVE CAPITAL LETTERS

paramiteabe · #2 06-09-2003, 03:12 AM

How about no spam which I beleve this thread is going to turn into.

Joshy · #3 06-09-2003, 09:41 AM

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Originally posted by Paramite Pie 1029
lets make a list of funny rules... maximum of 3 per post

1) No F--kin' Swearing
2) No Offensive Language - This includes French/Spanish/Chinese
3) NO EXCESSIVE CAPITAL LETTERS

Those rules are not funny, they are actually quite just.... and this thread is quite useless, except for the rules he posted... Anyways if anyone want to suggest new rules. They can just add them to formulation to new rule topic...(duh)

***Xavier*** · #4 06-09-2003, 10:34 AM

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Originally posted by Paramite Pie 1029
2) No Offensive Language - This includes French/Spanish/Chinese

is there a problem with French?

***Wil*** · #5 06-09-2003, 12:52 PM

Apart from the semi-untasteful second one, those are relatively amusing. What amuses me most, though, is that a couple of peeps seem to have mistaken this topic as an actually place to suggest rules. It's obviously a place to report comical rules and laws spotted about or just composed by oneself, similar to the 'stupid labels seen on products' topic that I'm sure has been started at least a couple of times in OWF's history.

Can't actually think of any funny rules as such, although under British law it is actually illegal to eat lamb without mint sauce. Or so I'm told.

***Cloverfield*** · #6 06-09-2003, 12:54 PM

Hah, yeah. I think you're all taking this way too seriously! It's not a suggestion for rules for the forum, it's where to post some "funny rules" that you may have read somewhere or may have made up yourself.

I guess I pretty much repeated what Max said anyway.

Like if it says "No Smoking" and there are ample ashtrays in the area.

Abe Babe...

paramiteabe · #7 06-09-2003, 02:48 PM

Ok now I get it here our my insane rules lalalalalalala

1. Spam is a must has to be in a can.

2. Smoking is aloud weed prefeably.

3. No Hijacking a Rabbits foot for good luck!

(Don't ask where I got that hehe)

Abeguy · #8 06-09-2003, 04:36 PM

hehehehehe that's funny

here's some

1.no punishing or you will be punished

2.no sassing you f---ing b---erds

3.no drinking alchohol "hey! where's my beer!"

]hehehe

***Wil*** · #9 06-09-2003, 07:01 PM

A version of Abeguy's rule number 3:
Drinking alcohol is sssshhhrictly forbiddle

It is mandatory to always use correct grammar.

Majic · #10 06-09-2003, 10:20 PM

Weird... some of those rules apply in like no way to the OWF. Unless this thread wasn't emant for that purpose, in which case I'm mistaken.

Anyways, all moderator acts MUST be democratic. As in, the common man actually gets his word... Psh.

Jacob must resist the urge to say anything relatively insulting... w00t

Strike Witch · #11 06-09-2003, 10:46 PM

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Originally posted by Paramite Pie 1029

2) No Offensive Language - This includes French/Spanish/Chinese

Yay Korean is allowed!

1. All newbies must pass initation: A) kiss dirt B) kiss frog.
2. Oddicons are not to be insulted.

Fez · #12 06-10-2003, 02:34 PM

i snence rasisum here... or is it just me again?

MojoMan220 · #13 06-10-2003, 10:18 PM

1. All posting will stop at 5:00-5:30pm to worship Lorne Lanning.

2. All posting will stop at 4:00-5:00pm to prepare for our worshipping.

3. When worshipping Lorne Lanning, you must kneel and face Oddworld studios.

4. Anyone who is late/absent to the preperation/worshipping will be wipped... yes wipped.

5. Consult any Oddworld handbook for the full list of rules... believe me, their in there.

paramiteabe · #14 06-11-2003, 03:21 AM

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Originally posted by MojoMan220
1. All posting will stop at 5:00-5:30pm to worship Lorne Lanning.

2. All posting will stop at 4:00-5:00pm to prepare for our worshipping.

3. When worshipping Lorne Lanning, you must kneel and face Oddworld studios.

4. Anyone who is late/absent to the preperation/worshipping will be wipped... yes wipped.

5. Consult any Oddworld handbook for the full list of rules... believe me, their in there.

You know Mojo sadly enough some people would do that!

1. All must beleve Abe and Munch actually exist. If you refuse you will be terminated!

2. Running around in circles and kissing your ass and saying "My name is Mudokin can I have a Lolly?" is welcomed here in the theropy session.

3. Pet elephants are aloud, but you must supply your own pooper scooper!

But no goats!

Facsimile · #15 06-11-2003, 03:59 AM

Bacon must be digested at all times.

Joshy · #16 06-11-2003, 04:50 AM

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Originally posted by Facsimile
Bacon must be digested at all times.

Yes Yes that is most important of all

Paramite Pie 1029 · #17 06-15-2003, 04:20 AM

i don't get most of urs

by the way, the ORIGINAL version of rule number 2(which in my full list of rules is actually rule number 9) DOES disallow korean - and all other asian languages. i reduced it down in the newer version though.

4) Don't eat your lunch outside of lunch hour, UNLESS it eats you first
5) Do not follow this rule(ya have to think really hard for it to be funny)

it needs to be funny ones, not just stupid ones. either ones that break themself(like no f--kin' swearing) or have a good joke in them(like rule number 4, above), or otherwise are funny in some way(like rule number 5, above). Good to see some people caught onto what i mean though. and to keep things simple, the next person should start at Rule 6 since i've just done rule 5, and if(for example) they finish at Rule 7 then the next person would start at Rule 8, and so on. have fun!

EDIT: Thought of one more:

6) Don't insult that motherf--ker that's over there eating s--t

Leto · #18 06-15-2003, 05:25 AM

1. No excretion to be allowed in the premesis.
2. You are not allowed to read this

Seargentbig · #19 06-15-2003, 06:01 AM

Oh, I have some: (Ignore the .s)

9)
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| Keep Left!.......>
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10) Dont look down |
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11) DON'T TRY TO MAKE A BORING SENTINCE INTERESTING FOR NO REASON!

Adder · #20 06-18-2003, 01:58 PM

Okay, full credit to whoever thought of this first:

No senDing sublIminal mEssages!

Um...
1. Hamster are only allowed access to restrooms after fully removeing all air from cheek pouches

Abeguy · #21 06-18-2003, 02:54 PM

i have some better ones

1.no sassing magog exectutives or you will be killed then downsized
2.no chewing bubble gum. as a punishment you will have to chew abc bubble gum
3.own anything you want exept... *starts talking and ends a hour later*

slogster · #22 06-18-2003, 03:04 PM

heres mine

1)we must all worship the mods (all day every day) if we dont we shall be invaded by the almighty rasion
2)we must post spam so we will get more post stars(dont even ask why i chose that

)
3)we must study whichcrafts and wizdery after 5:50pm till 12:00am
4)we must not go to skool cos this will means we will be unable to
worship the mods
and that means we will be squshed by the almighty rasion
5)we must worship sligs for there lazyness and dumbness

Facsimile · #23 06-19-2003, 03:44 AM

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Originally posted by Abeguy
i have some better ones

Well, doesn't someone think they're great?

Abeguy · #24 06-19-2003, 04:32 AM

HEHEHE

that's funny

Paramite Pie 1029 · #25 06-20-2003, 02:59 AM

seargentbig, urs were good, everyone else's ones here were crap!

and GET IT THRU UR HEAD

CONTINUE RULE NUMBERS FROM THE PREVIOUS PERSON'S POST

12) No Middle Fingers [insert middle finger here]
13) No Links In Your Posts
14) Don't w--k your d--k unless it w--ks you first

Facsimile · #26 06-20-2003, 08:25 AM

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Originally posted by Paramite Pie 1029
everyone else's ones here were crap!

You know... I have sat here for three minutes trying to think of something to say about that but... I can't seem find the words to tell you you're a dickhead, in a stylish way.

Paramite Pie 1029 · #27 06-21-2003, 09:20 PM

15) D* n*t c*ns*r **t l*tt*rs th*t *r* n*t *n sw**r w*rds

(do not censor out letters that are not in swear words)

Adder · #28 06-22-2003, 01:36 AM

16: To reiterate from all previous expressions of creativity; all new/old posts shall, forthwith, be required to dispence from old/common practice of counter-withholding information/opinions to other members/guests. (All posts must NOT be to the point)

17: The capital/"higher case" n with now be contraband and use of this obscene letter will be punished by flogging from a mod. To replace, simply use |\|

Dipstikk · #29 06-22-2003, 01:55 AM

Matt's 4 commandments:
[list=1][*]Thoes found eating/injgesting infants will be promoted and worshipped[*]Killing people with guns is strictly forbidden, not to mention unethical. A baseball bat works much better![*]Write what's on your mind. If you don't have a mind, well then by all means, eat the paper![*]And remember, a clean Musk Ox is a happy Musk Ox.. Why? Because we said so. START SCRUBBIN'![/list=1]

Ha! Take that, Moses!

Majic · #30 06-22-2003, 02:09 AM

18. First and foremost, the most important custom is to create reasonable and user freindly posts. This exc;udes intentionaly and deliberately posting things that are a waste of peoples time, when the original message could be simply stated much shorter. This includes using way too many exceptionaly long words, elaborated and drawn out phrases that reiterate over and over again , do not make things overly long, you must not draw your posts out, sentences must be coherent and thoughtful, LOL funny cool Mullock slig Odd HAHA, and lastly, no insulting the other obsessive compulsive festering blobs of mold that inhabit and post on this forum. O yes, and definately do NOT create a shortened summary of your works at the end of your main post. Honestly, people are going to read the long stuff first.

So keep posts to the point, relatively short, meaningful, and nice.