Haha! Here's my theory on apocolypse,
FIRST SIGN
Whenever someones favorite show is on, they have to go soemwhere, or realize they hve something important to do, preventing them from watching their show.This will happen all around the world for 2 days, and will go back to normal for 2 years....so they think.
SECOND SIGN
Just for one day, everyone will get the flu bug with diarrea. All the toilets will block up, making everyone have to shit outside. Just as everyone thinks they are starting to get over it, the same thign will happen, but they will puke instead. After all this is over, the world will return to normal, for 2 years.
THIRD SIGN
For a whole week, all the school cafiterias will serveonly the crapy food. When everyone tries to pack lunch ebcause thye don't like school lunch, they will realize they have no snacky foods to put ni their lunch, and therefore have to eat the bad school food all week. Everything will turn to normal again for another two years, until it happens....
APOCOLYPSE
All of the three signs will happen at once, then, tv will be destroyed all together, along with snacky food, and toilets. Everyone who owns a dog smaller than a Chow Chow (not including puppies of larger breeds ex:Mastiff puppy) except for bulldogs, and pugs. All of these dogs will mysteriously turn into zombies, and be set on fire forever. The little dogs will go insane with pain, and be even more vicious little ^@*! than usual. These flaming bastards will take over the world, and rule for 2 years. After the two years is up,the flaming little dogs will have turned everythign into firezombies, and the world will go insane. There will be a war between the flaming poodles, and the flaming gerbils, over domination. The gerbils will overthrow the poodles, and send them all to a strange alien tourture chamber, where they go through horrible tourture techniques, but are immortal, so even when they are slowly pulled in half, intestines spilling all over, they will still live. After anothet 2 years of gerbil reign, the last remaining non-flaming zombie animals, a small secret pack of large breed dogs and dog relatives, such as wolves, dingoes, and foxes, will attyack the gerbils, and easily defeat them, as they are not in extreme pain form eternal buring, and are much more powerful and larger than gerbils. The dogs will start a civilization of their own, and the great dog sorcerer, Sukasa, will turn all the flaming animals into flaming fire hydrents. The dogs will piss on them, putting out the fire, and making many needed toilets. Eventually, dogs will evolve to walk on two legs, make an extremly complexe language, not far off from Japanese, and live peacfully with everyone. The dogs will be much more intelligent than we ever would have been, but still not destroy the ecosystem. The world will live in peace, and be renamed Sukasar, after teh great sorcerer who freed the planet of the evil flamign zombie animals. Everything will be a perfect utopia, until the dogs descover a strange new plant like tree growing in tropical areas. They called it the cacao plant, and could make a sweet candy out of the seeds called 'chocolate'. It tasted so good, all the dogs ate forever was chocolate. eventually, they discovered chocolate was poisinous to dogs, and they all died off one by one. The end.
Oddling l:c l
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The Apocalypse Draws Near...
Thats great
