Things us guys should know aboout girls:
1. Don't ever lie to them; they always find out.
2. they don't enjoy talking dirty to us as much as we enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is ALWAYS the Prettiest!
5. You don't have PMS; don't friken act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big Dick; they know you don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want real relationships.
9. they don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not them.
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. they are self-conscious by nature; they can't help it.
16. they are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police does exist.
18. Don't ask them to give you head; if you are nice you just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about... in other words shut the fuck up.
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21.they don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about them; they will always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, they always hate it.
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it isnt, so DONT..
25. Don't compare their breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers, you may as well give it up now)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. they are beautiful at all times.
28. they will always think they are fat, so humor them and tell them they aren't.
29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: they are always right; so don't forget it.
31. Never gige your girlfriend something like a vaccum or something like those thing(it would be like you are giving her a chore).
Ethan
things us guys should know about girls
