Polebenders

Statikk HDM · #1 10-04-2002, 03:56 PM

Do any people here live in dorms at school? Well, at Prep(sorry I didn't post, but prep took a lot of time) I do. Freshman Initiation week was a mere week ago so I decided I would tell you what happened. I was creamed, covered in condiments and baked beans, my roomate got a pole bender, I hade to give burly seniors doritos and gas money all while dressed up as a hobo in tights that had huge rips in the crotch while singeing the happy wanderer song. My roomate was abused in much the same way except a pole was inserted through his underwear and twited around(while shane was in mid air, mind you) until his boxers broke. All of this was done in the name of God(Sure Professer!)

***Cloverfield*** · #2 10-05-2002, 10:51 AM

That's the kind of thing you usually only see in movies or "hear about". Makes me glad that I didn't ever go to a boarding type school!!! I can't say that I agree with that kind of thing, but each to their own.

Abe Babe...

General Drippik · #3 10-06-2002, 07:20 AM

Boarding schools suck.

***Wil*** · #4 10-06-2002, 12:50 PM

Have you ever been to one? What accusations do you have against them?

General Drippik · #5 10-07-2002, 04:00 AM

You don't get to see your family, and you only get to see your friends if they go to that school. But you would have to make friends there, otherwise you're a loser. And sleeping at school would suck. And I heard they are really strict.

Wolfpac · #6 10-11-2002, 09:53 AM

He, he, Sounds like fun
Hey Statikk HDM, even though you hated it, I bet you can't wait untill your a senior.

Statikk HDM · #7 10-11-2002, 02:50 PM

Not really, sliming is probably not going to be around. Instead of buying condiments some people want the money to go to missionaries. Thats good, thats noble, but its not fun. Secondly, Wisconsin had an Anti Hazing law on the books which makes pole benders or any physical contact patently illegal. Third of all, our year did not get jack compared to other years, so by the time we are seniors we won't be able to dish out or the Tutors and Professors will MAJORLY dish out on us. I'll probably make kids move a lot of furniture, heavy furniture, from the back of my car's trunk to the 3rd floor. Hey, I had to it three times!