Our Oddworld Stars

GTdragon · #1 08-07-2002, 05:10 PM

Yesh folks..all you wanted to know about all our famous...characters that have been loved...I think...by there fans..
Our first star is the famouse..abe..

GT:"Abe whats it like to be a most wanted mudokon?"

Abe:"Well, i think it sucks..now i can't get anymore scrab cakes from local stores. Every time I do.. They think I might blow up da place"

GT:"Whatever. Anything you want to say to our viewers?"

Abe:"Yeah....NEVER drink soulstorm brew on Sunday mornings..Believe ME in church I was full of gas..It eventually blew it up.."

GT:"OooKay We'll be back after these words of wisdom....."

Anouncer:Tired of living a tired old geezer? then try...LUNG BUSTERS!!! a new product that will guarantee an early death.

LUNG BUSTERS: who wants to grow old anyway?

GT:"That was.....Oh were back!!!
I'm here with THE Alf.....

Alf:"Listen broad hurry it up I aint got all day.."

GT*Steams up and tackles Alf* YAAARRRG!!!"

Camraguy:"Oh boy"

GTdragon · #2 08-07-2002, 05:37 PM

*Camera comes on*

Gt:*Dusts herself off* Ahem..lets ignore that last take of me mangling alf shall we?"

Alf:*In a wheel chair and casts*

GT:"Alf..How do you cope with abe?"

Alf:"mmf..mmfgh...MMMFGH!!!!!"

GT:"okay....next question...What IS your secret ingredients to your tea?"

Alf:'MMFGH!!!!!!....mmm.....grhph...mmmff!!"

GT:"thank you fo your time...that went rather well didn't it?"

camera guy:"Yeah boss.."

GT:"Our next victim..er...i Mean star..Ish the one and only Skillya!!!!"

Skillya:*Lights a cigar* "Yeah yeah what do you want?

GT:"so, skillya..you are a ruthless queen who doesn't look after her own kids....am i right?"

Skillya:"Hell yeah you're right cupcake..."

GT:"cupcake????"

Skillya:"Never mind Sweetie....."

GT:"Sweetie???"

Skillya:"I said NEVER MIND!!!"

GT :"Okay okay....So anyway..who looks after yer kids?"

Skillya:"Why those worthless glukkons and muds of course"

GT:*Pauses* "So they do all the work........" *Jots down notes*

Skillya:"Okay kid get outta here..I've got some uh buisness to do.."

GT:"Whatever...."

Camra guy:"Who's next..?"

GT:"Why the slig valet of course...heh heh heh heh ......"

***Xavier*** · #3 08-07-2002, 05:42 PM

intresting... and hilarous!
I want to see other interviews like that!

GTdragon · #4 08-07-2002, 05:45 PM

GT:"I say give the audiance what they want!!!!!"

Camera guy:"Why did she hire me..i'm not getting paid..."

***Xavier*** · #5 08-07-2002, 06:08 PM

I think I will never be your camera man

first time I heard slogs talking

GTdragon · #6 08-07-2002, 06:14 PM

GT:"Ah..don't worry..i already found one..." *Tosses camera to her brother* "slogs speak weird..."

***Xavier*** · #7 08-07-2002, 06:20 PM

I must warn you to not dubble post.
use the edit button

dubble post is concidereted as SPAM

GTdragon · #8 08-07-2002, 06:24 PM

GT:*Jumps the fence to slig valets house*

Camera guy: *Follows*

GT:"Shhhh...there's slogs around her.."

Camera guy:*Yells* "WHAT?!"

*barks are heard*

GT:"AIEE" *jumps to the other side of the fence*

camera guy:*Struggles to get up but falls down*

GT:*Grabs camera and records*

Camera guy:*Gets torn up by slogs* "AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"

GT:"This is what I call prime entertainment.Note how the Valets slogs carefullt rip out his intestines and liver......"

Slog:"Listen lady the slig aint here..now if you don't mind we would like to eat in piece..I don't think millions of viewers would like to see us chewing..."

GT:"Whatever..anyway i need to find another sucker to be my camra man.....hmmmmmmm"

(Xavier did that do it??)

***Xavier*** · #9 08-07-2002, 06:32 PM

I mean you may not post 2 posts without one reply between both.
and this is exactly the same as before and is also conciderated as Spam

edit: no, now it's okay, don't worry

GTdragon · #10 08-07-2002, 08:30 PM

GT:"Okay...here's the deal I'm gonna interview Dripik in hell right now...."

*Camera rolls*

GT:"I'm here with General Dripik in hell at the moment.
Mr. Dripik..How da hell did you get to hell?

Dripik:"I got blown up by dat abe guy!!..oh wish i could see him right now so i could wring out his Tongue.."

Okay..moving on to aslik...MR.Aslik..is it true you lick asses?"

Aslik:"Why do people always ask me that? NO I don't..except maybe abes luscious ass..i mean I don't do it...now scram!!!!"

GT:*thinks* this guys a sicko...

Elmo:"Can we move on? It's hotter than hell down here"

GT:"Hey stupid this is hell!!"

Elmo;"Oh..."

GT:"Moving on to BIG FACES DEN!!!...WOOHOO

Kaimana · #11 08-07-2002, 11:57 PM

Wow. thats some funny stuff GT. i love it. just remember dont double post ok. Other then that your doing great keep it up. this is funny.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #12 08-08-2002, 12:23 AM

I did this before but it was Alf...sexy style!

Anyways can I know more about Alf and the sligs and stuff like that yo.

Kaimana · #13 08-08-2002, 05:34 AM

hmm. i still find it great. lets here some more GT

***Xavier*** · #14 08-08-2002, 07:54 AM

realy enjoy the Hell stuff.
lets do more!

GTdragon · #15 08-08-2002, 12:17 PM

GT:*Stands in front of Bigfaces house* "oookay..........GIVE ZEE AUDIENCE WHAT THEY WANT!!"

Elmo;'What next.....?"

GT:*Rings door bell*

*Then a giant boulder rolls over her *

GT:"Wooooow....Now i can see so many stars......."

Elmo:"Hey......"

GT:"Look there's one....oh...one's over there...and another one.."

Elmo:*Helps her up and pours cold water on her.*

GT:"AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......................Okay...Thank you..I needed that. now we are here awaiting big face to..OPEN this door already."

Bigface:"WHAT?! you're supposed to be dead right now......."

GT:*Pauses* "Okay.......................Just one question for ya......."

Bigface:"What is it????"

GT:"What do you keep under that mask??"

Bigface:"..None of yer buisness."

GT:*Yanks off the mask* "GASP"

Elmo:"Oh GOD..I'm sure this will bring down our ratings........"

GT:*motions Elmo to run like hell*

Elmo:"What?"

GT:*runs out*

Elmo:*confused but follows anyway*

GT:"Pant...pant....Okay..that was pretty freakish......Our next
Star is Munch....Right after I see my doc about a dislocated hip..."

***Xavier*** · #16 08-08-2002, 02:48 PM

what was under his mask? I want to know...
I want to know!

GTdragon · #17 08-08-2002, 03:15 PM

GT:"Keep yer shirt on..*Takes out a photo..* Take a look

*the photo had bigface with a huge zit and buck teef I mean..teeth*

Elmo:"I'M BLINDED!!!!!!!"

sligster · #18 08-08-2002, 05:00 PM

LOL

I love this stuff!

A giant zit!

More!!!!!!!!!!

***Xavier*** · #19 08-08-2002, 05:20 PM

hehehe funny

Like that stuff

GTdragon · #20 08-08-2002, 05:31 PM

GT:"GIVE SOMEMORE TO ZEE AUDIANCE!!"

Elmo:"Who's next???"

GT:"Munch of course...." *Stands in front of a pond* "Talk about luxury..."

Elmo:"Sigh"

GT:"c'mon"

Elmo:

GT:"MUNCH!! yoohoo..Darling.....Oh god why'd i say that..?"

Munch:"Huh? who? what? oh hi"

GT:"Hello Munch I have some questions to ask...."

Munch:'Okay...shoot"

GT:"What's it like to be the only on of your species?"

Munch:"Pretty lonely..."

GT:"Awwwwwww. ANYway..how do you handle stitch li-..Er I mean abe..?"

Munch:"Heh he's an easy target for pranks"

Abe:*Watching* "HEY!!"

GT:"Okay......." *Jots things down*

Elmo:"Lets get a move on folks........................"

GT:"Commercial break!!!"

From the people....er Vykkers who brought you buttflo, comes a
new product.......

PISS'MORE
The relieve of bladder problems to sligs every where.
no actual fuzzle was hurt during the process...I think..

***Xavier*** · #21 08-08-2002, 05:33 PM

:

no actual fuzzle was hurt during the process...I think..

hehehe

GTdragon · #22 08-08-2002, 07:36 PM

GT:"Who should I interview next?? i'm all out of Ideas!!
SOMEONE SUGGEST A STAR!!"

Elmo:"Crazy..No?"

Kaimana · #23 08-09-2002, 12:11 AM

I know do me!

you can interveiw the famous Kai

BTW: great stuff keep it up

***Xavier*** · #24 08-09-2002, 06:07 AM

hmmm what about... Lulu.
must be incredible stupid.

molluck2 · #25 08-09-2002, 09:55 AM

LuLU
the newscaster
phleg
brewmaster
molluck
irwin the vykker
humphrey the vykker
megie
dr. chester payne
tex

choose away

Sl'askia · #26 08-09-2002, 10:02 AM

This topic is FC material....could someone move it there please? (I can't cause I am not mod of General...)

***Alcar*** · #27 08-09-2002, 11:25 AM

:

Originally posted by Dragadon
This topic is FC material....could someone move it there please? (I can't cause I am not mod of General...)

Yeah i thought this might be, its a bit 'iffy' though.

*Moves topic to FC, in accordance to Dragadons request

*

Don't you just hate it when you see things that should be somewhere else, but you can't do anything about it?...

Alcar...

GTdragon · #28 08-09-2002, 12:43 PM

GT:"HMMMMMMMMMMmmm....so many to choose from..."

Elmo"Make up your mind"

(Hmmm I always thought this belong here....thanx Dragadon)

molluck2 · #29 08-09-2002, 01:47 PM

*bites his upper lip*choose LuLu, c'mon!

GTdragon · #30 08-09-2002, 01:53 PM

GT:"OKAY OKAY...we'll interview lulu...HAPPY?!"