funny idea I have for an Oddworld technology!

[paramiteabe]

Just now I was thinking about how sligs are taken to Skillia when they slack off to be delt with by her. Well could there be something on Oddworld that kind of rapidly transports the bad slig to her? Like a mailing chute. That would be halerous! I can see it right now some where on Mudos a slig is screwing around and smoking a Cigerete. Then a glukken sees him slacking off through a camra, he voice activates something I would like to call an Instant Skillia. It would be like a huge chute or tube kind of like the slig spawner but clear so you can see him fly through it. It would come down over the slig and suck him up like a vacume cleaner and send the slig streight to her majesty Skillia. The slig would reach Skillia in a matter of a minutes no matter where he is located on Mudos. Because of the force of the suction power it transports him from 0 to 60 in a matter of a miniute. That would be so funny to see. I think I am going to send an e-mail to Alf and see what he thinks of the idea. But I will probally get turned down for that or get made fun of by Alf. Oh well it's fun anyway!

[Wil]

That's certainly a creative option, but I prefer it if Sligs were marched to Skillya by heavily-armed guards, just to make the slacker's last few days utterly unbearable. Like ages ago, witches were forced to walk to where they would be burned and also carry the wood they were to be burned with. Oddworld reflects Earth, after all.

[Xavier]

oh yeah...
sligs in the death tunnel.
would be crazy