Uncle Bill is a legend among the sports enthusiasts of Oddworld. Those who had the honor to watch him in action, described the experience as a "balet of beauty". his fast legs, along with his powerfull jabs and punches, summed up to his cold and meticulous personality, made of him probably the most brilliant athlet of all times.
      In his youth, "the Iron Hammer" was twelve times the winner of the Annual Mudboxing Championship, in four diferent categories, and earned the champion belts of three of the most important mudboxing associations: the Mudosian Mudboxing Association(MMA), the Mudboxing Internation
Federation(MIF), and the most important of all, the Oddworld Mudboxing League(OML).
      After his retirement, Uncle Bill has trained dozens of young pupils, and his academy was responsible for creating several new champions, who were respected wherever they went, as soon as they would mention their master's name. uncle Bill will stay forever in the Panteon of Fame, as a true hero he was, for a whole nation.
Hah! That's great, Lampion! Top notch work on finding those! Where'd you find them? (isn't gonna ruin it for everyone else)
Again, that's great. Very good.