Whell, someone has gotta do it
This fic will not be compleatly realistic, and I will tell it in a "kid book" way... That means that this is understandable for kindergarden kids...
The "(tm)" stands for "Trade mark"...
*clears throught*
The wind was wissleing in the trees that night... The Mudokon moon glowed a ghostich glow... Grunch, the Fleech, was sleeping on his branch, high up in his favorite tree. He was dreming his favorite dream to... "FOOD! run closer. Shoot toungue at food. Manege to nip it at the first shoot (wich is his favorite part...) and he eats it". Meanwhile, a Mudokon was woundering through the spooky forest... The Mudokon dident see the slurg that he was about to step on...A discusting sound of "steped on slurg" filled the glen... Grunch woke up, feeling very angry about being desturved from his dream. Grunch hoped neatly down the tree and landed before the Mudokon. The Mudokon was scared and ran away. Grunch tryed his best to follow, but soon got lost. Now he couldent find his way back to the tree. He starded to cry... the crying sound woke up a lady Fleech, and she came down to him. "What's whrong?" She asked in a very kind and suttle voice. "I cant find my way back to my tree" Grunch said in a very sad tone. "Why dont you stay with me for the night... And then in the morning you can go looking for you're tree." She said. "Whell, okey" Grunch said, now looking happyer. "Common, this way". The climed up her tree. And grabed a bit of cheese, right before they fell asleep. The next morning Grunch woke up, after a loong and gentle sleep. "Breakfest?" said the female Fleech. "Oh, yes please" Grunch replied. They had a wounderfull breakfest... A cup of coffie, a bit of toast, and some apple pie. They finiched the breakfest with a "Soulstorm Brew (tm)". Afterwords, they set off in search for Grunches tree. On the way, they talked about a little of this and a little of that. Untill, sudenly, they found Grunches tree! Grunch was overjoyed! But then he thought of his new freind. He dident want to leave here. He hadent before noticest what a buitifull Fleech she was. So he gatherd some currige and asked here if she wanted to marry him. She acceptid. A few days later they had a wedding. Inviting all the Fleeches in the woods from far and near. First was the fest ANd the the came the danceing. After the big party the preest Fleech took out the holy "Oddworld Bible (tm)" and declaired them husband and wife... And they lived happely ever after.