Talkshow: Ralfie
*Cameras are rolling, lights, camera, action!*
Audience: *applause*
Ralfie: Hi! Welcome back to the new and improved Ralfie!
Audience: *applause then stops*
Ralfie: Okay, today's topic is "I was a geek and now I came to confront my bully today and now I'm sheak!" Let's meat Leon. Leon is a native mudokon who has confessed that he use to pick on Shasha. Tell us about Shasha Leon.
Leon: Well, he was just an ugly mudokon! I mean, he would like watch TV and fart all day on the couch and eat potatoe chips when we were in high school, he would like fart in the hot tup, lemme tell ya, one time my sister and her friend wanted to go into the hot tub and he was in there. My sister said to get his lazy *beep* out of the hot tub. Shasha was like, well come on in ladies. My sister said, the hot tub is not on! What's making those bubbles and Shasha said well excuse me! Not my fault that I had beans for dinner last night!
Audience: *laughs*
Ralfie: That's why you made fun of him?
Leon: Well, his hair was not combed and it smelled like mudokon *beeeeeP*
Audience: *laughs*
Leon: He was annoying, he had big glasses, he thought he was popular and had many friends. I would use to spit in his face, but bugs in his paramite pies and break his glasses yeah!
Audience: *aaawww* (a mudokon raises his hand)
*Ralfie runs to the mudokon and hands him the mic*
Native Mudokon: Well, what I have to say is, your fat and ugly too! I mean look at you! Do you want butter on those back rolls you got? Got milk!
Audience: *cringes in curiousity then laughed at the joke*
Leon: Look at you you *bbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* Come up here and *beeeeeeeepppp!*
Audience: *laughs*
Ralfie: Okay, when we return, you will see Shasha stay tuned!
Music: Do Do dooooooooooo do do do do!
Last edited by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR; 02-26-2002 at 04:44 PM..
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Gimme some good fighting! I'm bored...
