Actual Ads (A Middlesboogie style topic!)

[SeaRex]

He he he... couldn't resist. Here we go!

• Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it!
• Vacation Special: have your home exterminated
• For sale - Eight puppies from a german shepherd and an alaskan HUSSY
• Now is your chance to have your ears peirced and get a second pair free.
• Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operaters in a factory.
• Stock up and save. Limit one.
• Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!
• Auto repair service. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
• Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue cross and salary.
• Lost: small apricot poodle. Neutered. Like one of the family.
• Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
• We do not tear your clothing with machinery, we do it carefully by hand.
• Used cars. Why go anywhere else and be cheated? Come here first.
• Illiterate? Write today for free help!
• Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

[MudokonOddball]

tee hee

that's some funny stuff

[Majic]

our teacher read us some church jokes in class. i dont mean to insult pinky at all here, just wierd..... these were adds....

Sermon on hadies( however you spell it, in short hell) at 8, come early to here the choir warm up early.

Recreation pinic at 6 on saturday, hot dogs and guns (meant to be buns) provided.

Come for chior tryouts, and be prepared to sin (meant to be sing)

Special sermon being given by lucy (i forgot the first name) belch on the 21st, come here lucy belch all the way from africa!

hm, those are the ones i remember, ill see if i can remember some more..........

[Joe the Intern]

Hahaha! Those were great. I especially liked the one about being illiterate.