Bladewing and co., Dark Hood, and Spider leave the RPG util Dragadon comes back. . .

DarkHoodness · #1 07-10-2001, 07:26 PM

(OOC: Drag, they left us behind, so we can now do nothing. I am leaving the RPG until you come back, and then we can sort something out)

*Meanwhile in the remains of Pyke, a lone space ship stands amoungst the ashes on a clear night. Onboard, Bladewing, Max, Zip, Strepo, X-2001, Spider and Dark Hood are all in the spare room looking very annoyed*

DH: "Why did they just go ahead without us?"

Bladewing: "I don't know, but I haven't been here very long, I was just getting used to RPG life, and now look what happens. This isn't on at all!!"

DH: "Yeah! The RPG now sucks, doesn't it! I was one of the first players as well! I've had enough!"

*He jumps out of bed, takes all his bandages off, and takes off all the tomato ketchup that was supposed to make him look like he was injured. He repairs his clothes and puts them back on, then begins to stuff everything back in his magic pocket.*

Bladewing: "So have I! Anybody else think we should leave?"

*Everybody rasies thier hands*

Bladewing: "Okay, lets go!"

*Everybody makes thier way to the bridge. Bladewing, Max and Zip take thier normal places. Zip starts programing the ship to stop acting like it was broken.*

Zip: "Normal mode set."

Max: "Good!"

DH: "Lets go find Dragadon and Cili now."

Bladewing: "Yeah, lets."

*Back outside, the ship takes off. Meanwhile, Darksider and Rettick are outside the reamins of Pyke, and here a loud whoosing sound, and look up to the night sky, starteled as a huge space ship whooshes over them. As they keep watching, it starts writing something in the sky using it's thruster, a bit like acrobatic areoplanes do in air shows. The Spaceship writes:
"Screw you dickweeds! We're outta here! - Dark Hood and co.

(Y)"
before hyperthrusting off into the distance in search of Dragadon and Cili. . .*
- DH

Danny · #2 07-10-2001, 09:02 PM

now now, no need to go childishly insulting people...

on the other hand, it justifies me doing the same. piss off DH, you're an unimaginative immature twat who's best talent is plagiarising other computer games/tv programs/films/take your pick!

ahh... that felt goood...

DarkHoodness · #3 07-10-2001, 09:49 PM

In that case, you are a fornicating baboon with a brain so small that if a hungry canabal came a cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough there to cover a small water buscuit. Have a nice day (you bastard).
- DH

[ July 10, 2001: Message edited by: Dark Hood ]

Osiris The Fleech · #4 07-10-2001, 10:22 PM

Calm down, calm down. We don't need to fight.

Dakkan Blackblade · #5 07-11-2001, 05:58 AM

What the hell happened to mellow county boy Dark Hood?! I the town bitch around here buddy!

Darksider · #6 07-11-2001, 05:40 PM

and you're proud of it? jeez, you do love this RPG!

Dakkan Blackblade · #7 07-12-2001, 10:26 PM

I mean I'm the only mother fucker who is allowed to piss people off! That's my job DH! Ask Grid, he gave that job exclusily to yours truly!

DarkHoodness · #8 07-15-2001, 04:33 AM

*Back on Bladewing's ship, Dark Hood is on the bridge with Bladewing, Max and Zip, watching the serface of Oddworld fly by from the main viewscreen. Suddenly, he has a thought.*

DH: "Hold on, I have an idea. Stop the ship for a minute."

Zip: "Okay."

*The ship comes to a halt.*

DH: "Lets not bother Cili and Dragadon. For all I know, we could be ruining Dragadon's plot, and we don't wanna do that. I have a better plan."

Bladewing: "Which is?"

DH: "Well, I am peeved that they destroyed the village when me and Drag had other plans, but it's only a game right? Lets change our plans instead."

Bladewing: "Okay."

DH: "Now, my plan is this: Since they don't like you being used as my main character, even if I downgrade you, because they're a bunch of tossers, I will instead use a weapon I am gonna use as one of my skills in the video game I plan to make someday. Red hot energy beams. These are exactly like white hot energy beams, execpt much, much less powerful."

Bladewing: "Hey, good idea. Do you suppose it would work?"

DH: "Well, the blood kyres and the shrakians both need sorting out. Me and Spider will probably be doing that, or at least be going after the shrakians. I think we'll leave the blood kyres to Rettick and Darksider, unless after we keep back the shrakians, they ask us to help them."

Bladewing: "Okay, then. Lets get back to Pyke. Better idea then what I had in mind, I suppose. Getting Dragadon and then coming back to blast everything with the ships weapons probably isn't gonna be allowed anyway."

DH: "You had that in mind?! Sheesh! Now come on, Blade! You don't wanna get me into any more trouble, do you?"

Bladewing: "No, but now you've had that idea, we can use that instead. Lets go."

*The ship makes an about turn and starts heading back*

(OOC: Dark Hood's new skill: Red Hot energy beams. Properties: Flame. Long range, takes off 10HP per hit. Drians Dark Hood's HP by 1 every time he uses it.

Either I use a downgraded Bladewing, or I use this. Since I'm not allowed to play a downgraded Bladewing, I will use this new skill.)

Zoolag · #9 07-15-2001, 11:19 AM

Cyrus looks out of his dorm window to see a unknown spacecraft fly over the labs. He follows it with his eyes until it disapears out of sight. Climbing back into bed he snorts, grabbing his gun and pulling it closely to his chest for security he gently falls asleep.

Danny · #10 07-15-2001, 07:45 PM

hehe, this is funny! i start acting like a total arsehole and DH gets the blame! i mean, DH started it, but there was no call for me to start using nasty words like i did. i'm sorry for allowing myself to be drawn into a fight.

Darksider · #11 07-16-2001, 12:49 PM

in answer to Dakkan's question about DH, what happened is he didn't get his way so then he got pissed off and left. Which is good, i think, even if i had no problems with either him or Dragadon(still dont have problems with Drag., that i know of), but now that he is being a total arsehole, i am just a little pissed off.

Sl'askia · #12 07-18-2001, 12:53 AM

*groans at all the posts she has to read* I was hoping things wouldn't blow up like this....*sigh* well i have plans of my own (involving Spider...alone at least for now)...sorry DH. BTW expect to hear a lot about this goddess that visited Spider in his Dreams and a reappearences of Drag for a couple of posts...thats all I'm saying...

Moon: You mean I'm actually going to have a major part in this?

um...not really only as far as getting Spider to discover his powers...and maybe a couple of other things...

Moon: darn...

well i can't use you as a major character...you a goddesss for crying out loud. I'm was pushing it with Dragadon...

Moon: understood...

edit: oh and Darksider...no we don't have any probs, save for possible future character conferations(Sligit and Spider), heh, that would be interesting...

Spider: na uh!

quit you!

Spider: *whimper*

[ July 17, 2001: Message edited by: Dragadon ]