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11-01-2001, 03:37 PM
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How to give more than 100% in life!
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants “more than 100%“.
Well, here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%. First of all, here's a little maths that might prove helpful in the future. How does one achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the following.

IF :

A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q = 17
R = 18
S = 19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%

Similarly,

K N O W L E D G E =
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

But interesting (and as you'd expect),

A T T I T U D E =
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%..... This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.

But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALISE), is

B U L L S H I T =
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%!
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11-01-2001, 04:07 PM
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Ha ha! Thats pretty funny. Thanks for the tip!

M U N C H Y

13+22+14+3+8+25 = 85%

damn!

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11-01-2001, 05:42 PM
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hmmmmmm lets see

X A V I E R
24+1+22+9+5+18 = only 79

stupid thing, lol


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11-01-2001, 07:46 PM
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Well, if you do things the FuzzyFuzzle way this is what you get....

F U Z Z Y F U Z Z L E

6+21+26+26+25+6+21+26+26+12+5= %200!!!

Wow...I didn't plan that that way! I guess I just get twice as much out of life as the rest of you!
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11-01-2001, 08:12 PM
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G L U K S C H M U C K
7+12+21+11 + 19+3+8+13+21+3+11 = 129%
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11-02-2001, 02:04 PM
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11-02-2001, 04:23 PM
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11-02-2001, 08:59 PM
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11-02-2001, 09:59 PM
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i'm 16, i'll be 17 in June...

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11-02-2001, 10:38 PM
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24 so I'm older then all three of you! hehe

Now lets see here...

D R A G A D O N

4+18+1+7+1+4+15+14 = 64%

....that can't be good...lets try...

T H U N D E R I N G M O O N (my EZB global account name)

20+8+21+14+5+18+9+14+7+13+15+15+14 = 173% much better *grin*
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M E L V I N
13 5 12 22 9 14= 75% EEK! That isn't so good... i'll try my real name.

D Y L A N
4 25 10 1 14= 54%... damn. Maybe I should do all of my forum name.. naw, I'll do another that applies.

M E L V I N V A N H E L S I N G
13 5 12 22 9 14 22 1 14 8 5 12 19 9 14 7=186% mwoowhahhahahahahhaa! that is good..
And now, the most important thing in life.
C H E E S E
3 8 5 5 19 5=45% *jaw drops*... egh... ... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CHEESE IS ALL! IT IS WORTH FAR OVER 1000% IN LIFE! DAMN THIS HORRID THING! When i finish this reply, I am going to hurl my computer across the room. Grrrr...
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11-03-2001, 12:03 AM
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15+4+4+23+15+18+12+4+13+1+19+20+5+18=171% oh ya i'm da bomb
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C O O L P A R A M I T E
3+15+15+12+16+1+18+1+13+9+20+5= 128%!

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11-03-2001, 12:54 PM
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DOH!
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11-03-2001, 06:39 PM
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better than me...

unless...

D A N N Y N A T H A N L E O N A R D
4+1+14+14+25+14+1+20+8+1+14+12+5+15+14+1+18+4=185

better...

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J O E T H E I N T E R N
10+15+5+20+8+5+9+14+20+5+18+14=143%

BOOYA!!!
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c r o c o d i l e h u n t e r
3+18+15+3+15+4+9+12+5+21+14+20+5+18=270% oh ya
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damn it it's only 162% my calculator is screwed
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ABE22 what are 2's worth 2?
1+2+5+2+2=12

Joanne The Great
10+15+1+14+14+5+20+8+5+7+18+5+1+20= 143% thats better!

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