WEEKLY Dear Alf!!

[pupbenny]

Yep, you heard it right.

http://www.oddworld.com/2013/08/dear-alf-44/

Seems they're making up for the months of no Dear Alf, a time I think we cna all agree to call the Dark Age.

[Varrok]

Yeah, so exciting

[Crashpunk]

C'mon Varrock, don't be like that. At least try and sound happy.

[Varrok]

I am happy. This is great news.

[Nate]

I thought the thing about putting out multiple a month was a joke.

[Jordan]

I miss the days when I genuinely believed it was a guy in an armchair answering questions beneath a lamp.

[Connell]

Is it highly confidential, or does anyone know the identity of the person who answers the questions?

[Varrok]

Yes. It's Alf, silly.

[Bullet Magnet]

I have very strong suspicions.

[Connell]

I heard he was using blind slaves to do the work for him.

[Varrok]

It's quite difficult to answer questions through web when you're blind

[Vyrien]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refresh...raille_display

I think that's all the evidence we need.

[Varrok]

....YOU MONSTERS!

[OANST]

What are the odds that Wil is the new Alf?

[MA]

11/5 maybe. not bad odds if you're willing to risk it for a biscuit.

i wager he's the Easter bunny too. 20/3

[Slog Bait]

He's a really shitty Easter Bunny, in that case. There wasn't a single hidden egg here this year.

[MA]

let's egg his house. the sweet irony.

[Varrok]

The eggs would not be hidden that way.

[MA]

they'd be in plain sight. oozing down the windows.

[Crashpunk]

What are the odds that Wil is the new Alf?

Yeah I've been convinced he's been Alf since Just Add Water came along.

[Bullet Magnet]

He's probably Wired as well. And did you know that he used to go by the name of Max? And in public he is known as William? And I'm pretty sure I once heard someone call him "Tosser".

[Wil]

Tossur*

[MeechMunchie]

I've seen Wil's list of Twitter accounts but I'm saying nothing.

[STM]

MM is Wil. I never saw them at the same place at the saaaame time.

Oh wait, yeah I have.

[Bullet Magnet]

Only someone who was really two people at once would go to the trouble of making it appear that they were seen together at the same time and place. It's just more proof, really.

[Crashpunk]

What did you do with Max the Mug!

WHAT DID YOU DO!!!

[Jbot123]

Hey guys. It's every week now. Cool, huh?

[Nepsotic]

Dear Alf's back, oh joy.

Yep, you heard it right.

http://www.oddworld.com/2013/08/dear-alf-44/

Seems they're making up for the months of no Dear Alf, a time I think we cna all agree to call the Dark Age.

Oh yes. Those unbearable months with no dear alf. Please don't remind me.

[Vyrien]

I applaud your gritty, top-tier sarcasm.

[Bullet Magnet]

If that was the Dark Age, what do we call the last six years? The Stygian Void?