Ways To Get Back At Dickheads?

Subway · #1 08-15-2011, 12:16 AM

So this dude has recently threatened me and my friend and been verbally abusing the both of us. I was wondering if anyone knew anyways to get back at him, without using violence, as I'm a terrible fighter, hahaha.

Mudokon_Master · #2 08-15-2011, 12:19 AM

Let me kill him

Seriously, who? Wtf? Tell me on Facebook.

Strike Witch · #3 08-15-2011, 12:22 AM

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So this dude has recently threatened me and my friend and been verbally abusing the both of us. I was wondering if anyone knew anyways to get back at him, without using violence, as I'm a terrible fighter, hahaha.

How old are you, and how old is this guy? Why was he threatening you?

Mudokon_Master · #4 08-15-2011, 12:32 AM

Megan's 14 and he's 13, surprisingly a year younger.
Seriously, I don't know too much about it but apparently he's being saying all this shit about her since they broke up after dating for about 5-6 months.

Strike Witch · #5 08-15-2011, 12:38 AM

You're just kids then. Tell a teacher, they always side with girls.

Mudokon_Master · #6 08-15-2011, 12:55 AM

LOL
Sorry I found that funny.

Crashpunk · #7 08-15-2011, 02:17 AM

Shout at them back make your self louder then them and tell them that your not threatened by them.

Or just ingnore it.

JennyGenesis · #8 08-15-2011, 04:23 AM

Best story for me had to be the day I met my boyfriend, we were still just friends at this point and we were simply in town sat on a bench chatting when these drunken chavs came up to us spouting homophobic comments and one even burped in our face, they then went off harassing some poor mother and her child, police van comes along looking at them, I walk over and tell them what happened and the police sorted them

Chavs are assholes and I don't even care if I have offended anybody on this forum.

Laser · #9 08-15-2011, 04:34 AM

Once I could be considered a chav, although not the Council House And Violent bit but the tracksuits and hoodies, standing around in tight groups looking menacing, being slightly thuggish to Emos etc (although being a smal town in Devon it was hardly anything major). But I grew out of it when me and my friends got a sense of style and stopped wearing tracksuits and hoodies.

What I did learn, however, is how to deal with arseholes and that is by ignoring them 'till they land a finger on you and then informing the relivant authorities (be it a tougher friend, the police, teacher, family member). Always worked for me

DarkHoodness · #10 08-15-2011, 09:51 AM

^ What this guy said. Worked like a charm when I was a kid - I didn't give them gratification for their actions, so they left me alone.

Oh and don't go down to their level, it won't solve anything.

Nepsotic · #11 08-15-2011, 10:01 AM

well to be honest i just ignore people when theyre being cocks, but when someone lays a finger on me i retaliate. always worked for me.

Bullet Magnet · #12 08-15-2011, 10:10 AM

Infest him with parasites. I recommend Dracunculus medinensis.

STM · #13 08-15-2011, 10:54 AM

Honestly if they are verbally abusing you, you wanna laugh right in their fucking face. I did that to someone when I was younger and they cried.

Sekto Springs · #14 08-15-2011, 11:54 AM

Voodoo.

Havoc · #15 08-15-2011, 12:14 PM

Just beat them up with a baseball bat. 100% successful.

Ridg3 · #16 08-15-2011, 12:20 PM

Destroy him through the power of love, song and interpretive dance.

STM · #17 08-15-2011, 12:29 PM

MA · #18 08-15-2011, 01:23 PM

pretty much what Ghost said. tell a teacher. if they don't bother resolving it, go to another one. whilst you're in school people should be there to help you. that doesn't last forever, so use it.

on the other hand, don't delude yourself into thinking you're completely defenseless, no one is made of porcelain. if it comes to it, fight back and kick his arse. you're in the right. as long as you're merely defending yourself and the school staff aren't complete wankers, you shouldn't get into trouble for it.

or just say he has a small penis.

Bullet Magnet · #19 08-15-2011, 02:11 PM

Put a candiru in it.

Sekto Springs · #20 08-15-2011, 03:35 PM

Candiru's are not funny... not funny...

T-nex · #21 08-16-2011, 01:31 AM

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pretty much what Ghost said. tell a teacher. if they don't bother resolving it, go to another one. whilst you're in school people should be there to help you. that doesn't last forever, so use it.

on the other hand, don't delude yourself into thinking you're completely defenseless, no one is made of porcelain. if it comes to it, fight back and kick his arse. you're in the right. as long as you're merely defending yourself and the school staff aren't complete wankers, you shouldn't get into trouble for it.

or just say he has a small penis.

Kick his nuts :3

If it's a girl.. punch her tits!

Daxter King · #22 08-16-2011, 02:16 AM

Rape him, show that you are the alpha male.

enchilado · #23 08-16-2011, 04:34 AM

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Alpha female, perhaps, but he would probably enjoy it.

Mac Sirloin · #24 08-16-2011, 12:07 PM

Grow up, be more successful, mature and well-liked than he is.

Best revenge.

Dixanadu · #25 08-16-2011, 01:53 PM

Rip their fucking head off.

JennyGenesis · #26 08-16-2011, 01:54 PM

I was walking home tonight, almost got to my house and I see this girl just stood on the corner, I don't know her name but I remember her from school and she was always in trouble and hangs out with a really bad crowd outside school, anyway, I'm just walking minding my own buisness and as I walk past her she says this

"Wanna suck my knob? Oh wait I forgot you don't like girls do you?"

Now I understand that she was trying to insult my sexuality but I don't get what she meant by that? If she did have a dick wouldnt that mean that I would be interested in her? Maybe it's just the way I'm thinking about it but clearly she is so thick that she couldnt come up with an insult that makes sense...

Laser · #27 08-16-2011, 01:56 PM

Wow. You are being bullied by a she-male? That is really weird

MA · #28 08-16-2011, 05:31 PM

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I was walking home tonight, almost got to my house and I see this girl just stood on the corner, I don't know her name but I remember her from school and she was always in trouble and hangs out with a really bad crowd outside school, anyway, I'm just walking minding my own buisness and as I walk past her she says this

"Wanna suck my knob? Oh wait I forgot you don't like girls do you?"

Now I understand that she was trying to insult my sexuality but I don't get what she meant by that? If she did have a dick wouldnt that mean that I would be interested in her? Maybe it's just the way I'm thinking about it but clearly she is so thick that she couldnt come up with an insult that makes sense...

when it comes to it, stupid fucks will resort to wanking out shitty retorts with limited vocabulary. they make no sense most of the time and don't offend all of the time. if anything, what they say will just come across as a neutral statement or a fucking paradox. i mean, i get more shit off my mates than the people i actually dislike.

Strike Witch · #29 08-17-2011, 01:38 AM

Reply that it has nothing to do with gender, she's just ugly.

T-nex · #30 08-17-2011, 02:05 AM

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when it comes to it, stupid fucks will resort to wanking out shitty retorts with limited vocabulary. they make no sense most of the time and don't offend all of the time. if anything, what they say will just come across as a neutral statement or a fucking paradox. i mean, i get more shit off my mates than the people i actually dislike.

Lol such as the word "bookworm" .... Its meant to insult.. sometimes... But it's such a weak insult. Personally I'd take it as a compliment.

I mean I know the sentiment behind it is essentially: I don't like you and I want to make you feel bad.
But jeez... even that would be more effective than "Bookworm".