A few of my older ones.
Robotnik's enthusiastic guided tour of his opulent fortress makes TV personality Throbbin Screech queasy and uneasy.
Sonick and Taylz experience the downside of processed food as it ravages their digestive systems.
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL
Robotnik fondles and molests time and space like a cheap prostitute molesting time and space.
*flicks his tongue out and catches Sonicflies*
Why aren't you running YOU SHOULD BE RUNNING
Edit- OH IMAGESHACK YOU SNARLING BITCH
And so ended my volunteership at the Mary Brogan Museum
(jk- they lol'd)
As narrated by the voice actor who portrayed the horrific abomination in question. GET IT? HUH? GET IT? IT'S FUNNY RITE?
Robotnik... has come to claim his children, apparently. This also requires one to have a prehensile, venomous scrotum. I mean, why wouldn't it, right?
How Robotnik creates good ideas- go through millions of bad, dumb or unplanned ideas and odds are, one of them might be good.
This was not one of those times.
A parody of a scene from the remake of the Fly. Robotnik's no Jeff Goldblum, but then again, Jeff Goldblum's no Robotnik, either. At least I hope not. I'm typing with my brain on autopilot!
Robotnik orgasms with rage as he uncovers an incredibly cheap knockoff of his own pathetic life.
When his rage subsides, he concludes that anyone with enough time and dedication on their hands to depict him in such asinine and humiliating ways is simply a pitiful being with no life and no respectable future.
Hey, wait...
The Uncanny Mindfornication of Doctor Ivo Robotnik
