Official Petition for New Emoticon

[Havoc]

Just had to give this a shot since I think this emoticon rocks and can be used in such a variety of places and situation it should not be missing from any forum.



Yay or nay?

[AlexFili]

I'd prefer to see a fuzzle or grey faced emote.

[Hobo]

What the fuck is that? A watchmen smilie?

[Nate]

WTF is it meant to be?

And, yes, I looked at the filename and saw that it was meant to be emo. I don't get why. And, frankly, emo culture and emo-bashing is soooo 2007. Stop living in the past, Havoc.

[Havoc]

It's called emo but it's mostly used as a emoticon that looks to be crying of laughter.

[Nate]

It looks like it's crying blood.

Also, either it's got patches on the corner, or some crappy jpeg artifacts. Either way, not pretty.

[Wil]

I came in expecting a proposal to replace the grey emoticon set we have, and trying to keep open minded about that idea. I don’t like this emoticon. Artifacts aside (they can be cleaned up), this just doesn’t stand out as what it’s meant to, whether that’s emo or tears of laughter. Emoticons should be virtually as easy to read as text, not require some scrutiny.

But I’m not against implementing a ‘crying with laughter’ emoticon if someone wants to find or make a clearer one.

[Havoc]

I guess it looks better in it's native place . Petition retracted, carry on people.

[Bullet Magnet]

I can make emoticons. Send me specifications.

[Pilot]

Don't you ever get tired of being called BM?

[moxco]

Best emoticon ever:



It cannot be beaten.

[AlexFili]

I like the grey emotes, they look nicer and fit oddworld better. I'd rather see grey emotes than the yellow ones we see everywhere these days.

[E'l Scrabino]

Agreed.

[alf's brother's mate]

Sudo grey emoticons.

ABM

[Wings of Fire]

You mean pseudo, right?

[OANST]

He said sudo and that's what he meant, damn you.

Somebody has never used a unix operating system.

[alf's brother's mate]

No you spoon I meant suuudooo

[Pilot]

Shirley you meant 'sumo' right?

[AlexFili]

sudoku?

[Pilot]

Somebody has never used a unix operating system.

How about we both administer some Unix?

[Wil]

sudo aptitude install owfspambot

[Mac Sirloin]

I petition that the new smiley be a can of soda. The shortcut for it will be "Number".

It's such a dick move.

[Pilot]

Why, what are you intending to do? Stick your dick into the soda can? That would surely do a number on ya, though I wouldn't want to move it very much while it was in there.

[OANST]

Why, what are you intending to do? Stick your dick into the soda can? That would surely do a number on ya, though I wouldn't want to move it very much while it was in there.

Especially if you did it while peering over a bathroom stall. Right, guys?

[Pilot]

LOL I read that as 'peeing over a bathroom stall'

You so cwazy! The can would inhibit that silly.

[OANST]

I should have foreseen that problem.

[Pilot]

Well... the real problem is the pee pressure would build up to the point to make the soda can go bursting forth off his penis in a fashion a la shaking up a soda can and throwing it.

Can you see it spurting and shooting around in self-propelled circles through the air, getting everything wet?

[Wings of Fire]

You need some way of building up air pressure. The new wave of dick powered can launchers is just beyond the horizon.

EDIT: I can't believe me and Pilot just came to the same conclusion at the same time D:.

[Pilot]

Just pee really hard into it.

[Wings of Fire]

But if your dick didn't have a tight enough fit it'd just overflow.