oh beautiful electronic message board, what has changed?

oko · #1 01-03-2009, 01:43 PM

So it's been like 5 years since I left this place. My post history is filled with embarrassment and shame, and my profile was revived with hate.

But it leads me to some questions about the current state of affairs. How has this forum changed in that time? Are there still young teens infesting this place with horrible grammar and unfunny, RanDOM and ZaNY tom-fuckery, who just can't seem to take a hint? Are there still flamboyant provocateurs who prove and flame and achieve mod status as a result?

Is Jacob still being gay in the most literal sense? Has Lindsay and Tori grown up to become hot jailbait? Are my homies Majic, Al, Disgruntled, SeaRex and Mac still around?

What is there to see nowadays? Who are the people that stick out? The hated, the loved, the just plain odd?

Let's rejoice over 5 long years of forum history...

Leto · #2 01-03-2009, 01:47 PM

You pretty much know exactly what's going on, sans this whole paragraph:

:

Is Jacob still being gay in the most literal sense? Has Lindsay and Tori grown up to become hot jailbait? Are my homies Majic, Al, Disgruntled, SeaRex and Mac still around?

Disgruntled is the only one who kind of lurks on here. Majic comes on once a year. Jacob is still super gay but no longer frequents this forum.

The new installment of fun is abe is now!. He ejaculates onto his own face.

Strike Witch · #3 01-03-2009, 01:53 PM

Let's see:

Leto, Kastere, Wings, and co. are the cool crowd, Bullet Magnet is Atheist God, Nate and Alcar and Max are the queens in charge, Hobo is hobo, I'm a lesbian, Abe is Now! is strange, and the rest of them are forgettable.

Oh, and there's Magic9mushroom, who tried to create a four-dimensional game and also had an erotic dream about a starfish raping him.

Oh, and the horse-fucking guy.

***Xavier*** · #4 01-03-2009, 02:09 PM

Yes, you can see it, things change...

Hobo · #5 01-03-2009, 02:12 PM

:

The new installment of fun is abe is now!. He ejaculates onto his own face.

This. And thanks for reminding me I miss Jacob.

oko · #6 01-03-2009, 02:21 PM

:

Yes, you can see it, things change...

Damn, I didn't expect to see you. You still a regular? If you are you must really be one of the oldest active members.

I'll check up on some of these guys.

Also, who is the horse-fucking dude? He sounds like balls of fun

edit: Oh, and any topics or events I should know about?

used:) · #7 01-03-2009, 03:48 PM

You've missed it all and have picked a horrible time to return.

Leto · #8 01-03-2009, 03:51 PM

indeed it isn't the best of times to come back

shaman · #9 01-03-2009, 03:52 PM

yes there are lots of teens harasing the place with their Tom-fuckery.

hi im shaman.

nice to meet you.

Kimon · #10 01-03-2009, 04:16 PM

THINGS HAVE CHANGED

Jordan · #11 01-03-2009, 04:23 PM

Heh, it's nice to see some old members returning, even if I don't know you.

***Nate*** · #12 01-03-2009, 04:55 PM

:

edit: Oh, and any topics or events I should know about?

Check out The Classics thread.

Also, we don't need no Jacob to gay this place up. We have officially won the award for the forum with a highest proportion of gay members whilst not being themed about poojabbing, cowboys or Kylie.

mitsur · #13 01-03-2009, 06:05 PM

I like your sentimental remembrance of this place, when you don't even have 300 posts. It's like someone who spent a night in the Queen's palace remembering fondly how this servant was a weirdo, and how that maid was always nice, and how the Queen was really a bitch.

My point is, unfounded sentiments.

***Nate*** · #14 01-03-2009, 06:27 PM

There is not necessarily a correlation between post count and time as a visiting member. Some people prefer to read and not post.

Bullet Magnet · #15 01-03-2009, 06:55 PM

Atheist God is a bit of a step up from King of Quantum in terms of sheer ranking, but an Olympic luge ride down from the realms of the sensical. This would make a very vain and not-entirely accurate metaphor describing the state of the forums today.

Welcome back.

mitsur · #16 01-03-2009, 10:58 PM

:

There is not necessarily a correlation between post count and time as a visiting member. Some people prefer to read and not post.

I stand corrected. Even with the five years gone, if he stuck around that is about a year or so of lurking. My apologies. It's not my place to go off on that anyway, being who I am.

oko · #17 01-04-2009, 03:11 AM

:

It's not my place to go off on that anyway, being who I am.

A /b/-tard tarnishing the good name of anonymous by trying to act all high and mighty? ò_ó

mitsur · #18 01-04-2009, 10:54 AM

What?

Laser · #19 01-04-2009, 12:17 PM

:

Let's see:

Leto, Kastere, Wings, and co. are the cool crowd, Bullet Magnet is Atheist God, Nate and Alcar and Max are the queens in charge, Hobo is hobo, I'm a lesbian, Abe is Now! is strange, and the rest of them are forgettable.

Oh, and there's Magic9mushroom, who tried to create a four-dimensional game and also had an erotic dream about a starfish raping him.

Oh, and the horse-fucking guy.

There is not enough rep in this entire forum for me to give you for this post

Hello there! I am Laser and I am one of the forgettable people

Anonyman! · #20 01-04-2009, 07:58 PM

:

The new installment of fun is abe is now!. He ejaculates onto his own face.

:

Let's see:

Leto, Kastere, Wings, and co. are the cool crowd, Bullet Magnet is Atheist God, Nate and Alcar and Max are the queens in charge, Hobo is hobo, I'm a lesbian, Abe is Now! is strange, and the rest of them are forgettable.

Oh, and there's Magic9mushroom, who tried to create a four-dimensional game and also had an erotic dream about a starfish raping him.

Oh, and the horse-fucking guy.

Fuck you Ghost. Fuck you.

Oh and kinda new guy, enjoy the lowest point of the OWF yet.

mitsur · #21 01-04-2009, 08:04 PM

Hey, he didn't mention me and I don't mind. Being forgettable means he won't see where the knife in the ribs came from.

Strike Witch · #22 01-04-2009, 08:43 PM

She. She won't see where the knife in the ribs came from.

Anonyman! · #23 01-04-2009, 09:27 PM

I felt like correcting him, but my revenge was staying quiet.

You hurt me, Ghost.

Strike Witch · #24 01-05-2009, 03:52 AM

Haha! Your happiness is shattered!

OANST · #25 01-05-2009, 11:38 AM

:

Let's see:

Leto, Kastere, Wings, and co. are the cool crowd, Bullet Magnet is Atheist God, Nate and Alcar and Max are the queens in charge, Hobo is hobo, I'm a lesbian, Abe is Now! is strange, and the rest of them are forgettable.

So the moment I stop being a dick to everyone I become forgettable?

I knew it. Prepare for the flame war to end all flame wars.

Strike Witch · #26 01-05-2009, 01:47 PM

Huzzah. My evil plan is working!

Anonyman! · #27 01-05-2009, 02:02 PM

Now, I can understand my omission, but OANST? He's a staple. He's a pillar. He's a wart that drives people away but we love him all the same.

OANST · #28 01-05-2009, 02:11 PM

Pissing in your face since '03.

Kimon · #29 01-05-2009, 02:42 PM

I just convinced myself that I'm in the "and co." or that I maybe fucked a horse.

mitsur · #30 01-05-2009, 03:38 PM

:

She. She won't see where the knife in the ribs came from.

Fuck. Sorry.