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[Mac Sirloin]

What are some weapons you'd like to see in video games? Creative things, like that one gun from painkiller with the SHURIKENS AND LIGHTNING.

[Disgruntled Intern]

I would like some sort of device that turns your enemies/opponents inside-out.

[Strike Witch]

Man. EVERYONE watches Yahtzee now.

[Leto]

I'd like a gun that magically turns your opponents into Salma Hayek as Frida Carlo, so I may then shoot her, and her ridiculous monobrow.

[Anonyman!]

A gun that launches a pole. When the pole penetrates the enemy's body, it releases steam and acid so that the target fries from the inside out.

[Strike Witch]

I always wanted a flood gun in Halo 3, just so I get to watch that kickarse mutating action when I shoot it at marines and stuff.

[Moosh da Outlaw]

A gun like a vaccum that either pulls peoples insides out or fills them with air until they explode. Messy but fun. ^^

Like that one gun from Turok: Evolution (a crappy game I don't think anybody remembers) that shoots a bunch of little saws at the target and cuts off various body parts until they're just a wriggling torso on the floor.

[Bullet Magnet]

You all just want more gore than games provide already.

I'd like a mechanical boomerang crossbow/cannon type device that can shoot one or more triple-pointed boomerangs and catch them again on the return. Infinite ammo, outbound and return damage and some slicing action to boot. It would last through the whole game, and could be modified with different boomerangs and modules that might envelop them in fire or plasma etc.

[Mac Sirloin]

Man. EVERYONE watches Yahtzee now.

I've been watching Yahtzee since his Psychonauts video, bite me.

And something like the Gravity gun except it only pulls and in REALLY focused areas.
Translation: CASTRATAN' GAEMS

[Nate]

I'd like to see the weapons from the Worms games (the first few, when they were good) in a FPS.

MAD COW!
SALVATION ARMY!
SUPER SHEEP!

I really must dig that game out and play it again.

[Mac Sirloin]

You COULD find a perfectly fine working version of Worms Armageddon on lowly Limewire, Nate.

[Nate]

I could also pull the CD out from my cupboard but right now I'm too busy replaying AO and procrastinating about getting a job.

[Oddey]

... I'd like a gun that fires a huge nail that penetrates your opponent and then loops back and catches fire before ramming your opponenet. Then the nail stop abruptly infront of him where it lands on his toes and explodes. That's a gun.

Otherwise I'd like to see a rocket launcher that fires rocks that explode into nails to sail through your opponents face where it ejects a good dose of poisin and some of that stuff dentists use to drill holes in your teeth without having you feel it. Thereafter the nails explodes which blows off your target's face. Now you got their face blown off and mangled, and even if they survived there loaded with poisin and the numby thing.

[Mac Sirloin]

I could also pull the CD out from my cupboard but right now I'm too busy replaying AO and procrastinating about getting a job.

MY OWN CLONE

[Mojo]

A gun that fires a pear shaped bullet, which finds its way into the anus automagically, and then expands.

And I'd fire it at Hobo.

[Wil]

A good weapon, in my books, is one that incapacitates without killing. Knocking someone unconscious is all well and fun, but I’m sure there must be more satisfying ways. Now what need is some flamethrower variant that melts the flesh of whoever you point it at, adhering it to any surface it touches and completely immobilizing the enemy.

Someone running at you? Fire at their legs and watch as their lower half melts into an amorphous mountain, stopping them into their tracks. Or set power to maximum and aim at their arms, spraying their liquid limbs at the walls, then watch them solidify into position.

Stick people to their seats! Turn opponents into Siamese twins! Weld guns to the hands of your enemies, and trash cans to the hands of dustbin men. I can’t think of a more humane tool!

[mudling]

A shotgun that works as a normal shot gun, but then realeses toxins to heal anyone who it shots.
I would run around and start shooting everyone, and it would be helping people!

[Bullet Magnet]

Everything else I think of turns out to be the morph gun from Ratchet and Clank.

[Mac Sirloin]

A good weapon, in my books, is one that incapacitates without killing. Knocking someone unconscious is all well and fun, but I’m sure there must be more satisfying ways. Now what need is some flamethrower variant that melts the flesh of whoever you point it at, adhering it to any surface it touches and completely immobilizing the enemy.

Someone running at you? Fire at their legs and watch as their lower half melts into an amorphous mountain, stopping them into their tracks. Or set power to maximum and aim at their arms, spraying their liquid limbs at the walls, then watch them solidify into position.

Stick people to their seats! Turn opponents into Siamese twins! Weld guns to the hands of your enemies, and trash cans to the hands of dustbin men. I can’t think of a more humane tool!

I came up with something similar for my little comic book project, the KasT-1000 (DURR ORIGINALITY HURR SHUTUP). Basically, it renders whoever it's fired upon dead, but they come back to life eventually. It's also all green and shit.