Which Outlaw would you bag?

[Wings of Fire]

Following on from this epic thread I had a lovely chat with an unnamed forumite and he proposed me this very philosophical question: 'Which Outlaw would you least mind in bed?', now as this certain question was, of course, deep, meaningful and not perverse in the slightest I immediately quested to TOGG and found this handy reference material.

So come one come all and enter the pit of licentious depravity from which you will never return. My choice = D.Caste Raider because I firmly believe he's the least ugly out of the bunch of them.

And on the very likely probability that this thread gets dumped in Necrum for spam of the lewdest calibre, I ask you mod/admin: Was it just because you handn't the courage to admit to liking Flint McGee?

[Fuzzle Guy]

Oh dear God. You actually started a thread about it

Packrat Palooka. Give him a taste of something other than Chicken Porn

[Bullet Magnet]

Er... Jo' Momma is the one most likely to have the right parts.

[Oddey]

... Larry Lugnutz if I was a female... Only if I was a female. Which I'm not.

[Matriar]

I'm female and find them all too ugly.

[Wil]

I was also most tempted by Lefty Lugnutz. Hey Oddey: threesome!

[Leto]

I quite like this influx of sexual Oddworld threads.

Meagly McGraw. He's got a big house, and I know I'll be bagging into fortune, and not to mention, there's a wonderful fireplace of which said bagging can proceed beside.

[mudling]

Lefty Lugnutz, due to his size, I'd say he be the lest capable to kill me.
But then again, at least Jo Mamma is female...ish.
But maybe Looten Duken.
Hell, why can't we just say Stranger?
Ok, Ok, I'll stick with Snapps Manic (he's the suicide bomber isn't he?), because atleast he won't be alive much longer to tell everyone the details.
And if he blows up before we go to bed, then thank God for having mercy on my soul.

[Sanssouci]

Gunter Vonfarenheiten

[Wings of Fire]

Gunter Vonfarenheiten

That's more like it!

Anyone else here think Elboze Freely would make a good dominatrix?

[Wil]

Mudling would sleep with Lefty because he is the least likely to kill him, or Snapps, because he’s the most likely to kill him.

[Mac Sirloin]

Oh, Elboze Freely, definitely.

[squeak117]

Scuz, baby.

[Hulaabeo]

Larry Mc Boom Boom (Name right?) He keeps hitting me with his ass in the game like WTF?
I like Elbows Freely...

[Wil]

Fatty McBoomBoom!

[Oddsville]

Jo Mammas one hot beach!! No pun intended. That or the Looten Duke, he's gotta have some amount of money I can cry myself to sleep with..

[ParasiteSklent]

D. Caste Raider, simple as that. No questions asked, we'll have a go right now. (Why yes, I AM aware of how disturbed I am in the head. I've grown comfortable with it.)

Or, I could mix it up a little and say Blisterz Booty...but that's crazy talk.

[Dancing Steef]

I don't like anyone of them - they're all ugly.

... but if I had to then I'd choose between the Looten Duke or Fatty Mcboomboom. *pukes*

[ParasiteSklent]

I don't like anyone of them - they're all ugly.

Aww. I think they're gorgeous.

[Dancing Steef]

Aww. I think they're gorgeous.

R u serious?... Well there are many ways to look at it


... I'm so glad people are diffrent from each other (Amen to that!)

[ParasiteSklent]

Well... Maybe they aren't ALL gorgeous. I draw the line at X'plosives McGee, Blisterz Booty and his brother, Jo' Mamma, and that O'Shafster fellow.

Other than that...I am dead serious.