I AM NOT ALEX!

[IAmHeavy]

I have a Burnout Paradise demo, and when i was playing on XBox Live, well...there was 4 members including me. one of them kept calling me Alex, which my name is actually AbeX300, NOT ALEX. i even kept screaming at him that my name is Abe (not real name xD)
how would you feel if you get called something that you can get mistakened everytime. like when your username was MrSimpson102, and they keep calling you Homer, but you didnt mean Homer Simpson.

[Strike Witch]

Go catch on fire.

[Salamander]

Maybe he thought the 'b' was a 'l'. That would make sense.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Okay, so you are not Alex.

It doesn't really matter, though. Because you ARE fucking stupid.

Don't clutter up the forums with your stupidity, Alex.

[Leto]

First stage is denial, Alex.

[Hobo]

Just chill out Alex. The world is full of idiots.

[Mac Sirloin]

DURR HURR HURR SHOULD BE A BLOG DURR

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

DI is mean. Dunno why everyone feels a need to be sarcastic.

@Thread question: ....Welll I dunno, I don't feel much.

[abe is now!]

how would you feel if you get called something that you can get mistakened everytime. like when your username was MrSimpson102, and they keep calling you Homer, but you didnt mean Homer Simpson.

They call me AIN and it remembers me the Italian name for anus.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

..XD Ouch.

[Strike Witch]

I am not Alex.

I am GALVATRON!

HAIL GALVATRON!

HAIL GALVATRON!

HAIL GALVATRON!

[Disgruntled Intern]

DI is mean. Dunno why everyone feels a need to be sarcastic.

Well you're the real life version of the mini-boss from the first stage of earthworm jim.

You know, the creature that's composed of garbage.

I guess what I'm trying to say is this:

You're disgusting, and I hate you. If sarcasm upsets you on the fucking internet, good luck in the real world.

Stupid trash monster.

[Strike Witch]

EarthWORM JIM!

[Mac Sirloin]

EarthWORM JIM!

'OORAH!

10char

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Well you're the real life version of the mini-boss from the first stage of earthworm jim.

You know, the creature that's composed of garbage.

I guess what I'm trying to say is this:

You're disgusting, and I hate you. If sarcasm upsets you on the fucking internet, good luck in the real world.

Stupid trash monster.

<3 Oh I wub you too, I just find sarcasm unnessesary and avoidable sometimes, you're the one getting all mad about things.

Aaanyway, this is all going off-topic.

[Alcar]

Two weeks later and still no one notices my cunning plan to swap his name.

Alcar...