Laser Wars

[mitsur]

Hey guys, this is just a random RPG I found on another forum, and it was pretty crazy. Since everyone here has...er...let's say interesting imaginations, this should be good to see how everyone plays it out.

Basically, this is one of those 'Create A Nation' RPGs. You start out with an army of 100, any type of person/creature, at any location. For example, you could start with 100 Havoc fan-boys in Africa. Then you slowly work up your army, and attempt to destroy everyone else.

You can also recruit different types of troops, build stuff, find new technologies, and whatever crazy stuff you can come up with. There is no leash on what you can create, besides the rules below.

There's only a couple a basic rules to make sure this dosen't get retarded fast. Anyone who doesn't listen should be ignored by everyone who does follow the rules. But I'm asking you to follow them so it dosen't make the game go stupid quickly.

1. You can only start with 100 people, counting yourself. So please don't start out with a buh-billion trillion kagillion Fanatical Janitors or whatever troops you want.

2. Death-Rays and Impervi-Shields are a no-no. So don't reply to an attack by posting 'BUTT THEN I FIRE MAH DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMS DAY DEVICE AND KILL ALL UR GUYS LOLOLOLOL!!!11!!' Same thing with the shield, saying 'O BUTT U CAN'T ATTACK ME I HAVE MAH SHIELD THAT BLOCKS EVERYTHING LOLOLOL!!1!!11111!!!'

3. Don't suddenly get a buh-billion troops in one post. Try to only work up your forces naturally, not suddenly get an influx of soldiers that make you a small country.

4. You can't destroy someone's base in one post. You can get close to it, like a sneak attack of paratroopers fall into the base, but you have to stop there, so it dosen't knock someone out in one go. Probably best if you slowly make your way towards their base.

5. Last of all, post a status note at the bottom of your posts, stating the number and type of troops you have, the building status, and other stuff you think belongs there.

Have fun, and here's my beginning! Try to write it out like I am, because just reading status notes are boring. Go nuts.

Mitsur slowly emerges from the Amazon rainforest, holding in his hand a rusty machete, and wearing only a yellowing pair of white underpants.

Behind him, an assorted group of Amazonian Headhunters and Shamans trail behind him. When they reach the end of the forest, they wince and cover their eyes.

Making their way slowly up north, they eventually reach the freezing North Pole, and begin to build an Ice Base. But the horrible cold is having an effect on Mitsur's troops, and the Shamans quickly use ancient Amazon voodoo to begin a magical Enviro-Shield, which will protect them from the cold and wind.

The base begins to be built, and Mitsur begins to recruit.

STATUS:

TROOPS: 100

BASE PERCENTAGE: 25%

ENVIRO-SHIELD: 30%

[Venks]

Taking one last look at Oddworld Venks, followed by the Cartel Army, stepped through the Vykker-created portal to the planet called: Earth.
Venks looked around at the strange planet as his Slig brothers stepped into the new world. This world was so... native. Trees soared everywhere below the giant sun, strange animals and bugs were rampant.
This Yellowstone Park would be the starting point of the Cartel's conquest.
Just as Venks was about to get a better look at a Earth-creature he heard a very loud popping sound. A scout ran up to Venks and reported, "Sir, the portal has shut down. Only two platoons managed to make it through."
"So," Venks replied, "We will make do."
The two platoons using Mudokon-worker tools began to cut down trees to construct a temporary head-quarters.

Status

Troops: 100(Mostly Worker Sligs, some Soldiers, aka Big Bros)

Morale: Normal

Base Percentage: 21%

OOC?: Does this look ok Mistur? You said any person/creature so I chose Sligs.

[mitsur]

OOC: Yeah, that looks fine. This'll start getting nuts pretty soon once people choose really weird troops.

Mitsur's base is procedding nicely, as is the Enviro-Shield. The breeding pen for the Amazons is complete, and troops begin to be trained.

On a whim, Mitsur establishes a monkey cage, and the Amazonian Headhunters train them as pets, and making them horribly deadly Amazonian Death Monkeys. They are added into Mitsur's army.

STATUS:

Troops: 130

Amazons: 110

Amazonian Death Monkeys: 20

Base Percentage: 50%

Enviro-Shield: 60%

[Venks]

The stone and wooden base was coming together smoothly, several of the soldiers had a knack for crafting and engineering. Strangely enough the fort resembled that of Mudokon Natives.
Venks, with the assistance of his soldiers, began capturing the wildlife.
The most arduous animals, the Bison, proved to be excellent mounts for worker Sligs. Using torturing devices Venks broke many of the Bison to accepting Slig riders. The more stubborn Elk became the main food supply for the Slig forces, upon eating this new food many of Sligs found it to their liking.

Status

Troops: 100

Morale: High

Vehicles/Mounts: 30 Bison

Base Percentage: 53%

OOC: Is their a limit to how many posts can be done in a day? Otherwise I imagine once more people join it'll be crazier then a raver Mudokon on laughing gas and ecstasy. Amazonian Death Monkeys eh?

[mitsur]

OOC: Nope, it's unlimited. It can get crazy really easily.

As usual, the base has encountered no problems, as well as the Enviro-Shield. It's all coming together quite nicely. Soldiers are being trained, death monkeys are screeching, and work is going on as normal.

Some Amazonians have noticed the penguins gazing curiously at the base, and they begin to train them in the Voodoo magic. The penguins quickly adapt, and another troop class in brought into the army. No longer are they the cute, cuddly penguins with Morgan Freeman narrating them.

They are now Evil Voodoo Penguin Shamans.

Status:

Troops: 180

Amazonians: 140

Death Monkeys: 30

Voodoo Penguins: 10

Base: 75%

Enviro-Shield: 90%

[Venks]

Venks smiled at the progress of the base, it was nearing completion.
Worrying about Earth forces, Venks set out Bison riders to map out and spy on their surroundings.
Venks also received a report from Oddworld, by using Earth materials they could for a very short time re-open the trans-dimensional portal. Using mineral-rich dirt that was dug up during the creation of fortifications Venks managed to open the portal for a few minutes. Mudokon Laborers quickly crossed onto the planet before the portal closed. With these slaves the soldiers could focus more on defense then construction.

Status

Troops: 130(Sligs-100 Mudokon Laborers-30)

Morale: high

Vehicles/Mounts: 35 Bison

Base: 75%

[Fortesque13]

ooc:Shouldn't this be in the other forum? And did you ask a mod for a permission? I think you need it.

Fortesque13 has built his TurkX999 (that's my last name-Turk, but it is in no way connected to my family's nationality) planet generator in his lab and during a test something went wrong and created a gajillion square meters planet. Unfortunately, the planet is not inhabited, and even if it has that much space he'll have to bring animals from home to live.

Built:
-Research plant
-Everything for creating the resources
-Weapon refinery
-Intergalactic creature transport station
-Jezzvah (in Croatian=pot-not a drug) Shield generator
Researched:Hard steel hammers, Bunny brain transplants
Units created:100 Hammerized white bunnies


Units:100 Hammerized white bunnies
Base:10% (if i get it this is the base free space, right?)
Basic Pot Shield:10%

ooc:you should limit posts for buildings-like 2 buildings per post

[Fortesque13]

EDIT:delete this, it's an accidental dubble post due to my long inactivity and an unexpected logout.

[mitsur]

ooc: I already asked splat, he said it should go in here.

Mitsur's base and Enviro-Shield has been completed. He can now focus solely on building up his army and crush all the puny rulers beneath his pink fluffy fist. The weather is now slightly balmy.

Using ancient voodoo magic, the Amazonian Shaman resurrect the slaughtered animals they have used for food. Undead chickens, pigs, and even a horse have joined the ranks of Mitsur's army.

Meanwhile, an ominous frozen sacrafical temple is being constructed on base, as well as a evil Voodoo Vault.

Mitsur's shaman scientists have found a new mineral in the frozen icecap, which is stronger than titanium yet as flexible as rubber. They decide to use it to armor their troops, as well as construct a perimeter aroung the base.

All troops gain the prefix Armored before their name.

STATUS: Troops: 250

Armored Amazonians: 160

Armored Death Monkeys: 40

Armored Voodoo Penguins: 25

Armored Undead Farm Animals: 25

Armored Wall: 20%

[Venks]

Bison riding scouts have mapped out the surrounding areas and given their readings to Venks. Based off of the map Venks has planned the building of a great wall with look out towers that using the area's geography to its advantage.
Also Mudokon laborers have discovered rocks underground that work nicely with the trans-dimensional portal. The laborers work on the base walls as well as creating tunnels for a new mine.

Status

Troops: 130(Sligs-100 Mudokon Laborers- 30)

Morale: Normal

Mounts/Vehicles: 40 Bison

Base: Complete

Fortification Walls/Lookout Towers/Ruby Mine: 3%

[Fortesque13]

ooc:What about the 2 building limit?It would go more realistically with it.

Notes:
-sent my intergalactic transport ships to pick up units
-sent my brother Bruno to find any kind of research material
-used some of the vegetation my friend Guy brought in to build more units
Built:
-Vegetation refinery
-Boo-raz (bro - Croatian slang) torturing device to torture Bruno and increase the effectivity of research
-Armor refinery
-Electronic devicery
-Jezzvah intergalactic upgrades
Units:
-10 Robo-Woody s(wood/android)

STATUS:
100 Hammerized white bunnies
10 Robo-Woody s
Base: 16%
Basic cup shield:15%

[Hulaabeo]

Oooohhhh I'll try!

Our warship was headed to earth in hyper speed about 0.1 seconds we've have entered the solor system. i landed on mars and send my Tyrranid workers to start working on the bace. The technicians were building satillites to lauch into space and track down any paranormal lifeform. (including sligs, and Humans) Our main satillite (which was on the ship) analized the entire planet and found many humans plus a base of sligs in so called "Yellowstone Park" Hulaabeo's thirst for destrution and death was gonna be filled

STATUS

Troops 100 (30 Tyrranid workers 30 Tyrranid technicians 30 Tyrranid soilders 10 Tyrranid Titans 2 storys high!)
Base: 40%
wall/launchpad/Sattilites:50%
Main sattlite: Complete
NOTES
Location: Mars
Destenation: Earth
We've sighted no lifeforms on Mars yet exept for some small brown slugs for snacks. (they eat anything thats living plus immune to poison)

[OddjobAbe]

May I take part? Activities like this are indeed well for stimulating your imagination.

I headed to Egypt with ninety - nine of my recruits, only a few of them differing in profession. I did not need many combat soldiers for this operation. I was building something. Something big. I had permission from the Government. But the operation does not yet take place. I am headed to Egypt for one reason - to collect our money. We had a contact in Cairo whom, I might say, was very rich. He offered to fund our project, though we would soon have to pay him back. He was a strict business man - he likes his money back within 72 hours - but he'd make an exception for us. He offered us a month to get his money back, plus compensation if our project did not succeed, or if we were injured on our travels. A very good deal (to say it's him).

We finally arrived at Egypt, having been a couple of hours away from it on the plane.
We were on the Nile. If we wanted to get to Cairo, we would have to make our own way there. Or would we? We asked a nearby civilian for directions, said Cairo was only a few miles up the Nile. Oh! Better than I had expected. Very good. We would be there in no time.

After a matter of hours, we arrived at Cairo. Excellent. My contact was in the town we arrived in. He kept his promise and lent us the money. He would come with us on the project to the North Pole - he liked to see that his money was being well - spent. And, oh, it was!

We arrived in the North Pole in a matter of days. Our project would begin.
We had the plans for our architecture, and so had our manual labour workers begin build the skeleton. This would be no ordinary base though - it was underground. Only a small plasma-panel would conceal the elevator that ran to the main lobby, so the base would be very well hidden. Robotic probes with the latest artificial intelligence guarded the plasma-panel and shot foes on sight. We would even have underwater probes in case of submarines and enemy attack under the water.

Status
Troops: 100
Extra Recruits: 1
Base Percentage: 17%
Enviro-shield: 0%


OOC: Apologies if I am in the wrong.

[moxco]

I'll start

Troops: 80 bat monkies [monkeys that can fly 'cus they have bat wings on their back]. These guys are armed with futuristic plasma asault rifle thingies [I'll call them FPARTs [pronouncesed [I]fart[I]]].

[Fortesque13]

OOC:
Whoawhoawhoawhoa! When did this thread get alive again? Finally it's back so I can continue.

Activities like this are indeed well for stimulating your imagination.

Yeah, it's like Spore, only with much more freedom.

IC:
Well, the little bastard came back and brought bones to be using for developing new technology. Intergalactic ships are coming back. Bruno also brough a weirdly shaped blue plant and some weird shrubs.
Notes:
-intergalactic ships coming back with more units
-Bruno came back with lotsa bonez
Built:
-Reinforced the wood on Woodies (*bling*armor +10)
-found some weirdo bushes to use as units and refined them.
-started researching the blue plant
-Bone refinery
Units created:
-5 George-W shrub warriors
-10 Robo-Woodies
STATUS:
-100 hammerized white bunnies
-10 Robo-Woodies
-10 Reinforced Robo Woodies
-5 George-W shrub warriors

[Havoc]

OOC: Now this is something I can get into! Nice going Mitsur! But I am going to give it my usual tigery touch with a mixture of Stargate to begin with . Also I'm gonna play with my usual in game character if that's okay.

A shiver went through Charger's body when he was the first to step out the other side of the gate. He brushed some of the ice chrystals off his nose before he established that the immediate surroundings were completely deserted even though there was definate indication of some sort of civilization here. The room the stargate was in was build by someone and along the walls was equipment that was similar to their own level of technology. When he was sure the coast was clear he grabbed his radio and confirmed it was save to come through. He stood back, looking at the blue watery surface of the stargate that represented the event horizon of a stable wormhole between planets.
Soon more of Charger's kind, humanoid cat like people, started to emerge from the gate. Charger had gotten asigned a team of 250 men to explore this planet and establish a base here. But in the middle of the trip, the electronics around the gate suddenly started to spark, shake and tremble. Eventualy the gate shut down and only a small group of 99 men had made it through the gate unharmed. What had become of the others that had already stepped through the gate on the other side, Charger didn't want to think about. Another problem was they they couldn't get back, there was no control panel for the gate to be seen anywhere...

As days progressed the group of explorers had a chance to explore the huge structure they were in. From what the experts on the team could make out this used to be a military facility of sorts, though it was completely abandoned at this moment. Overrun by something and deserted after a huge fight. Broken equipment was all over the place, doors were blown apart and the huge blast door at the surface of the base looked like it wouldn't even withstand a firecracker anymore. There was much to be done and since this underground structure was abandoned anyway, it seemed logical to set up camp right here.

Status:
Military Troops: 60
Scientists, engineers, ect: 39
Base Percentage: 19%
Stargate Integrity: 0%
Blast Door Integrity: 0%
Silo Door Integrity: 10%
Emergency Hatch Integrity: 50%

OOC: Lemme know if I'm overdoing it, first time I'm in this kind of RP. I'll adapt where needed

[OddjobAbe]

We continued to build our base. we had finished the skeleton, but had to alter the plans a little - we would have to make careful use of the shafts we used to get underground with (we had contacts in the states who four weeks ago we had some professionals build a simple but stable hole under our few acres that we had bought). Nothing can go to waste. we would build an extra cargo bay, an extra weapons department, an extra medical room and (most important of all) an extra lavatory block.

We were now moving on to building the interior - the 'skeleton' is simply a series of beams and girders keeping the 'mine' stable.

After about nine hours, we had our walls installed. They were black (but glowed red - many lights, blue, green, yellow, red, reflected from wall to wall, some walls had very tiny yellow lights, some four inch by four inch sized square - shaped lights.

We were moving on to building the factory. This would present a problem. We needed to install a sheet of glass that would cover a whole 90 yard by 100 yard wall without letting any water in. We had to rack our brains to think how we could do that.

Eventually, we managed, but had to install the machinery in the factory...

Status
Troops: 81
Workers: 19
Extra Recruits: 1
Base Percentage: 38%
Enviro-shield: 1%

[Laser]

OOC: I'll have a go Mitsur (if this isn't threadomancy)

IC:
Shiquzith awoke his 10 century sleep to find the mortals had tresparsed on his country of Smaethzith or Easter island the mortals called it. So as soon as he crawled out of his tomb inside the nose of one of his sleeping elite's stone head he slayed all the inhabitants for his undead army of flesh and comaranded them to build him a headquaters for him to lounge in

Status
Zombies:99
Necromantic Vampires:1
Base:10%
The flying flesh cannon:0%

[Hulaabeo]

Once the scouts returned the commander gave orders to dig mines. We may be in luck to find resources in the crust of the planet. We started to dig in the mountains looking for minrals or maybe caverns. 10 hours later we've broken into cavern filled with golden emeralds. so the workers loaded them in the holes in there bodys. Then once the workers returned from the cavern they threw the shiny stones in the cargo bay in in the ship.The troopers found the cavern (with the help of one of the workers). They found a small civillization of Martians. The Martians stared blanky at the 20 Tyrannid troopers. We made a treaty if they offer us some of there warriors the Martians will have peace from the humans and will be aloud on the surface of Mars. So my troopers returned with a new class of warriors
Statues:
40 tyrranid troopers
30 Tyrranid workers
30 Tyrranid titans
50 Martian Warriors
base pesentage100%
lauchpad/ships/walls 95%
Notes
location:Mars
destanation:Earth
We've recieved 50 Martain Warriors

[Laser]

With a crack of his many folded dried skin whip did Shiquzith force his many zombie minions to build as fast as there flesh can go.Then with glee did he notice a small boat sailing into the island and summoning just a drop of his immense power he forced the boat the shore and transformed the occupants to his twisted feinds known as ghouls.Then with his complete delight he watched a great white shark swim up to the shallows to see the "dead" human in the water. So Shiquzith turned the powerful beast into a monster of the rotting flesh and sent it out to gaurd the waters.

Base:25%
Necromantic Vampires:1
Ghouls:7
Zombies:99
Flesh beast:1

[Hulaabeo]

My men have finished the base and sent half our armys to establish a foothold on Earth. The golden emeralds would be a fine fuel for the ships. Once the armys were on the ship the count down began. We reached the earths atmospere in couple seconds using hyperdrive and landed in Yellow Stone Park. We started the operation immediatly. We sent the scouts to check the area if any sighs of the enemy (you guys) or any humans.
The scouts returned with information that there are is a enemy stronghold in the area.
Statues
40 Tyrranid troopers
30 Tyrranid workers
30 Tyrranid titans
50 Martain Warriors
Notes
We've managed to reach Earth and discover an enemy stronghold

[Goresplatter]

This sounds awesome
I choose a Xenomorph army. Aliens anyone?

A ship breaks down on the planet. It is filled with Alien eggs, and one creature, obviously of significant importance. Immediately, a black substance begins to spread and reinforce the heavily damaged ship's weaknesses. The huge creature begins to make itself at home in the main chamber of the ship. Some of the eggs open, and the creatures inside immediately begin to search the area for Fauna.

STATUS: ARRIVING / BUILDING

QUEEN: 1
EGGS: 68
FACEHUGGERS: 31

BASE PERCENTAGE: 19% (REPAIRING)

[Hulaabeo]

I have an Alien army.

Once we built our red fungus and wood base the commander sent 10 Tyrranid titans, 20 troopers, and 20 Martain Warriors to attack the "Slig" stronghold. We past the forest and saw a small clearing and fort in the center of it. Then the titans ripped the trees apart and charged towards the base and knocked down the wall. The troopers ate 10 sligs, while the titan blasted 20 sligs with its acid cannon. 3 more titans ripped down the walls with there scythe like claws.