“Also, we don't need no Jacob to gay this place up. We have officially won the award for the forum with a highest proportion of gay members whilst not being themed about poojabbing, cowboys or Kylie.” - Nate
Welcome back ol' buddy, ol' pal! Here... Sit by the fire and warm up those frozen fingers of yours!
Alcar will be right down with some milk and cookies, and while you wait fez will sing you a lullabye to sooth your aching nerves.
Hush now... Don't worry. Hobo's outside dealing with the newbies in his gingerbread house and PA has long since gone. For he became Santa Claus and has flown away...