*fanishes*

***Alcar*** · #1 07-01-2004, 09:12 PM

Yeah, I'm fanishing to the Australian country side for a little over a week. It's my annual Cadet camp, so I'll be getting dirty and having loads of fun! So yeah. I thought I'd let you know, seeing as this is a week and all. Hopefully nothing major happens, in regards to Oddworld and the forums.

Have fun!

Alcar...

Dave · #2 07-02-2004, 02:31 AM

Oh, don't worry, Sir, I'll make sure something absolutely dreadful happens while you're away.

Seriously, though, have fun! I'll miss ya!

Fuzzles! · #3 07-02-2004, 05:02 AM

Oooh have a GREAT time Alcar!!!

SeaRex · #4 07-02-2004, 06:50 AM

I knew it was only a matter of time before they shipped you off to the camps, Alcar.

Rex Tirano · #5 07-02-2004, 07:21 AM

I hope you have a great time. Have fun ^_^

And don't worry I'll look after Maxy whilst you're away

Joshy · #6 07-02-2004, 10:32 PM

Make sure you get some hand jobs from those country chicks like luke.

Fez · #7 07-02-2004, 10:34 PM

Have fun mate.

Hobo · #8 07-02-2004, 10:35 PM

Bye Peter.

Lucipher · #9 07-02-2004, 11:35 PM

Yes! With Alcar gone I can now reign chaos over these forums without my diabolical schemes being thwarted by the one the gods call peter, the cursed savior of light. I will...(Cough)...........YEAH!

Mac the Janitor · #10 07-03-2004, 04:51 PM

How do you "fanish"? Is it one of your damn hippie dances?

I kid, I kid. Have fun my boy.

oddguy · #11 07-03-2004, 05:35 PM

Have a fun time and bring back some pictures.

-oddguy

Sekto Springs · #12 07-03-2004, 05:37 PM

They have showers right? RIGHT!?

the brew master · #13 07-03-2004, 10:35 PM

no............no they don't

nads · #14 07-04-2004, 05:39 AM

He's gone.

PARTAY!

Fez · #15 07-04-2004, 06:03 AM

lets have a party now that he's gone, what do ya think lads?

Al the Vykker · #16 07-04-2004, 07:32 AM

Farewell for now.

Oddish · #17 07-04-2004, 07:36 AM

Bye Alcar.

Yay partey!

Fez · #18 07-04-2004, 08:18 AM

Am I the only person who can spell party?

Facsimile · #19 07-05-2004, 05:21 PM

"Partay" I believe was spelt intentionally I believe because that's how you can pronounce the word. "Partey" was just Oddish's intellect.

Sekto Springs · #20 07-05-2004, 05:25 PM

Yes let's party before he returns and sets fire to our dreams and aspirations.

oddguy · #21 07-05-2004, 08:29 PM

Ooooh, Party!

I'll supply the cheese and strippers!

Sekto Springs · #22 07-05-2004, 08:31 PM

I'll provide the door sign that says "no Alcars allowed".

Lucipher · #23 07-08-2004, 09:57 AM

I think that when Alcar returns we should all duct tape him to a rock on the beach when the tide comes in.

Facsimile · #24 07-09-2004, 12:38 AM

Oooh, kinky.

Hobo · #25 07-09-2004, 05:10 AM

:

Ooooh, Party!

I'll supply the cheese and strippers!

Together I will form the most delicious thing known to man. A Nacho Woman.

With all the charms and sex appeal of Keira Knightly and the cheesyness of ... cheese.

***Alcar*** · #26 07-10-2004, 03:59 AM

Alcar has returned. Yes, Mac, I realised upon looking at the thread title not only two minutes ago that I spelt vanish wrong, numerous times. Max says it's the Bsmodjrf, that is making me illiterate. I believe it's Josh. Anyway, yes, we were meant to have showers, but, being in the elitest battalion of the entire camp, the males toughed it out without one shower. Naturally, I smell, and my feet could choke a chicken.

Other than that, I was the only one to score 100 out of 100 in the live fire range shoot. By that, I mean firing a weapon (not simulated) onto a target some far distance away. Considering I hate shooting games, I think I put every dunce there to shame

Alcar...

Codek · #27 07-10-2004, 04:15 AM

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Other than that, I was the only one to score 100 out of 100 in the live fire range shoot. By that, I mean firing a weapon (not simulated) onto a target some far distance away. Considering I hate shooting games, I think I put every dunce there to shame

Alcar...

What gun were you firing? How far was your target? Were you standing, lying down, or did you have a support for your gun? 100 out of 100 what? Bullseyes? Cola cans? Watermelons?

For all we know, you could've been lying down, with a scoped rifle on a bipod, shooting targets 50m away, with a gun that has a maximum accurate range of 1000m.

Fez · #28 07-10-2004, 06:04 AM

He probably shot 100 targets, and hit them. I'm guessing as he's Aussi, he used the AUG, or a good ole .303, but chambered for .22.

Codek · #29 07-10-2004, 06:08 AM

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He probably shot 100 targets, and hit them. I'm guessing as he's Aussi, he used the AUG, or a good ole .303, but chambered for .22.

I did actually start to type up something about a .22 air rifle shot in a standing posture, but thought it too much of a generalisation.

I was considering buying a .22 air rifle the other day. I found a really nice one, a scope-rifle combo, good quality, light weight. I don't know if I would be allowed to shoot my intended seagull targets however. I'm pretty sure they're vermin, but it's tempting fate without making sure.

Hobo · #30 07-10-2004, 10:05 AM

Ugh Gun Nuts. Too damn scary for my likings.

Anyway. Peter. Now you have returned, I expect you to provide all the services that you did before