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05-20-2014, 08:52 AM
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Oh by the way did someone here ever lie about having any kind of proffesional experience? If yes, how did it turn out?
Yes. If I had to fill out an application, no one ever got back to me. If I seeked out a client and did one on one temporary contractual work, it worked out fantastically and they usually gave me the reigns on everything hah

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05-20-2014, 06:20 PM
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Is that's the proof that people should apply for anything, even things they are not qualified for?
Nah, because it probably would have come out in the interview. More than anything it's a sign that recruitment agents are terrible at parsing resumes.

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Oh by the way did someone here ever lie about having any kind of proffesional experience? If yes, how did it turn out?
Never lied out-right, but I might have exaggerated how much I learned from any given job.
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05-21-2014, 04:59 PM
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i've outright lied. and exaggerated. and over-exaggerated. multiple times.

i should be shitting myself at a secret smallpox research base totally out of my depth surrounded by armed guards by now, but they were looking for someone with more relative experience.
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05-21-2014, 06:38 PM
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07-15-2014, 08:57 AM
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Woo, you get a great minimum wage there!
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Something tells me the job Nate is going for pays just a little more than minimum wage.

Just a hunch.
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07-15-2014, 12:23 PM
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I was confused for like, half a second. In fact, everytime I visit this thread I get confused.
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07-15-2014, 05:50 PM
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I was confused for like, half a second. In fact, everytime I visit this thread I get confused.
Seattle has a minimum wage more than double the national minimum.

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Something tells me the job Nate is going for pays just a little more than minimum wage.

Just a hunch.
Extremely this. But it's nice to know my neighbours will be doing okay.
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07-15-2014, 09:58 PM
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Words to live by!

I'm pretty much stuck in terms of work! No one's hiring where I live and I don't have the money to move! I'm so tired of applying and applying and not even getting a "Hey thanks for the application but...", it's like employers don't have the heart to say "Sorry but you're not good enough". *sigh* fucking asshole economy...
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07-16-2014, 02:14 AM
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Seattle has a minimum wage more than double the national minimum.
I meant because my username is Job and no one is talking to me but keep saying "job"

Oregon has a pretty alright min wage as well.
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07-16-2014, 06:04 AM
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Job.

But not you though.
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