Ask a stupid question, get a supid answer -

GrigtheSlig · #**151** 08-09-2003, 04:39 PM

A. Crying?

Q.Why does the world spin?

T-nex · #**152** 08-09-2003, 07:49 PM

A: Cuz' it would be stupid if the UNIVERSE SPINNED

Q: If i had Harry Potter, Mickey Mouse, Ashley and Goofy in one hand, and had Me, You and ariel in the other, and said: "Goofy needs droffy and Ariel is just stupid"
Then why would Harry potter smoke Heroin and pot??

oddguy · #**153** 08-09-2003, 08:10 PM

A: cus' magic weed is ten times better that the normal stuff!

Q: How could you?!

GrigtheSlig · #**154** 08-09-2003, 09:49 PM

A. Because I don't like you!

Q.Who likes Mickey Mouse better than Bugs Bunny?

oddguy · #**155** 08-09-2003, 11:13 PM

A: Mickey Mouse!

Q: Who hates me?!

GrigtheSlig · #**156** 08-10-2003, 05:46 AM

A. Oh, well, I don't really want to talk about it.

Q. Why does the chicken die every time he gets hit with a semi-truck? I mean, come on, I get hit with semi's all the time, and i'm not dead!

oddguy · #**157** 08-10-2003, 08:42 PM

A: Cus' the chikens mamma told him to!

Q: Which came first.....the chiken or the superbowl?

GrigtheSlig · #**158** 08-10-2003, 08:57 PM

A. The superbowl!

What's your favorite haystack?

Leto · #**159** 08-11-2003, 06:02 AM

A: The one with the limbless shaved monkey in it!
Q: What is 2 + chicken pie?

oddguy · #**160** 08-11-2003, 08:01 AM

A: *sneezes* Chipietoo!!!!

Q: Who is the keeper of time?

T-nex · #**161** 08-11-2003, 09:51 AM

A: The timekeeper

Q: Am i normal??

LuLu_Fund · #**162** 08-11-2003, 06:32 PM

A: No, you're Norman.

Q: Who's the Daddy? Who'sha'Daddy?????

GrigtheSlig · #**163** 08-11-2003, 07:02 PM

A. My cousin

Q. What is it?

oddguy · #**164** 08-11-2003, 07:53 PM

A: Bob eating pickles in the shadows! *crunch*

Q: What is Bob's favorite snack?

GrigtheSlig · #**165** 08-11-2003, 11:31 PM

A. German chocolate cake with lemons frosting on top.

Q Who likes Tellitubies?

Sekto Springs · #**166** 08-12-2003, 12:17 AM

they rock!

Do I?

big bro boogie · #**167** 08-12-2003, 09:43 AM

no ya don't

who's born underneath a truck?

T-nex · #**168** 08-12-2003, 01:34 PM

A: Mew in the pokemon game on the ship, where you need to use cut

Q1: WHYYYYYYY???!!!!!???

Q2: Was it you i saw last night at the caffeteria?

big bro boogie · #**169** 08-12-2003, 03:44 PM

1.because
2.nope sorry must hve bin my twin

if youd get punched in the face by abe or munch wat woulkd you do?

oddguy · #**170** 08-12-2003, 07:18 PM

A: Never wash my face ever again!

Q: What would you do if Abe or Munch kicked ya in the crotch?

OANST · #**171** 08-12-2003, 10:18 PM

A. Rub myself until the juices flow.

Q.n Did my answer scare you as much as it did me?

LuLu_Fund · #**172** 08-14-2003, 02:43 AM

A: Not as much as your name does.

Q: How comes humans have this kinda
sense of humour?

big bro boogie · #**173** 08-14-2003, 09:05 AM

because otherwise theire dead

why does somebody gets, milk, eggs, flour, sugar and sirop?

oddguy · #**174** 08-14-2003, 07:25 PM

A: To destroy the world with obesity!

Q: If you mix up the letters in Santa, it can spell Satan......What does this mean?

big bro boogie · #**175** 08-15-2003, 03:49 PM

A:santa is bad

if a slig smells as a pig how does a stinking slig shoot?

Reptile · #**176** 08-15-2003, 07:34 PM

A: by farting out the brownies

Q: Whats yellow and smelly..?

OANST · #**177** 08-15-2003, 07:42 PM

A. that stuff in my underwear

Q.Can you guess my secret identity?

Reptile · #**178** 08-15-2003, 07:49 PM

A: a sandwiched waffle iron....

Q: whats your fav door knob..?

LuLu_Fund · #**179** 08-15-2003, 07:56 PM

Gargoyle.... whoops, that's a knocker.

Q: If Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dum were part of a triplet, what's the name of their third brother?

Reptile · #**180** 08-15-2003, 08:00 PM

A: Probably what I see in the mirror

Q: What magazine am I reading...?