Stupid answers for stupid questions -

snuzi · #**151** 02-11-2007, 07:53 PM

A: Simply because I have the ability to do so.

Q: How'd your parents die?

Bullet Magnet · #**152** 02-12-2007, 08:24 AM

A: Wha- what!?!?

Q: What's the time, Mr Wolf?

Mojo · #**153** 02-12-2007, 09:33 AM

A: Quarter past cookies!

Q: What?

moxco · #**154** 02-12-2007, 10:42 AM

A. What What
Q. Why did you steal my T.V.?

looney-bin · #**155** 02-12-2007, 11:11 AM

A. It was a flat screen, that's why!
Q. If the annoyed mud in OANST's avatar and R2D2 were to fight, who would win and for what reason?

snuzi · #**156** 02-12-2007, 01:28 PM

A: The mud. Why? Have you seen his face? He is pissed, dude.

Q: Would you eat cheetah heels if someone payed you to do so?

Paramite of War · #**157** 02-12-2007, 02:36 PM

A: Only on the Weekend

Q:How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck?

Arxryl · #**158** 02-12-2007, 03:18 PM

Depends on if the wood chuck could chuck wood.

If only we can prevent forest fires, why is Smokey the Bear in the commercial? Is he part of some fire starting organization?

snuzi · #**159** 02-12-2007, 03:28 PM

A: Shhh! It's supposed to be a secret!

Q: Why am I so damn addicted to Necco Wafers?

Arxryl · #**160** 02-12-2007, 05:19 PM

Because secretly they have nicotine in them, and some peices of rat-poison, so naturally you'd love them.

If the world wasn't so money grubbing, would lives be saved?

E'l Scrabino · #**161** 02-14-2007, 09:53 PM

Only if the tecnology today can bring an apple to life.

When kwl stuff happens, why is burger king selling big mac's?

snuzi · #**162** 02-14-2007, 09:58 PM

A; Silly Rabbit, only good ol' McDonald's sells Big Macs!

Q: Is violence fun?

Patrick Vykkers · #**163** 02-14-2007, 09:59 PM

A: No, but WAAAGH is.
Q: Who would win, Revan or Obi Wan?

E'l Scrabino · #**164** 02-14-2007, 10:05 PM

Spaghetti sauce.

Why does Snuzi not answer questions stupidly?

moxco · #**165** 02-14-2007, 10:05 PM

A. Because he doesnt
Q. If my car can break the law of physics why does batman have nipple marks in his suite.
woot 250 post = 3 OWI icons.

snuzi · #**166** 02-14-2007, 10:05 PM

EDIT: Damn it, MoxCo.

A: Because you post before other people get to.

Q: Ron and Fez or O & A?

Patrick Vykkers · #**167** 02-14-2007, 10:11 PM

A: Who the hell are they?
Q: Does heresy grow from idleness, or the other way round?

snuzi · #**168** 02-14-2007, 10:15 PM

OT: Talk shows

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A: It can be both, depending on the anti-religious situation.

Q: Why does Peach always allow Bowser to kidnap her?

Paramite of War · #**169** 02-15-2007, 02:58 PM

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OT: Talk shows

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A: It can be both, depending on the anti-religious situation.

Q: Why does Peach always allow Bowser to kidnap her?

Otherwise Mario would never pay attention to her

1 lump of sugar or 2?

Arxryl · #**170** 02-15-2007, 03:05 PM

Ew! Your this site is supposed to be kid friendly! Well.... sort of...

If you went to the dark side, would your girlfriend still love you?

Patrick Vykkers · #**171** 02-15-2007, 04:18 PM

A:No, because I don't have one, and if I did, she would be this woman (starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yaddle).
Q:How many teenagers does it take to screw a lightbulb?

snuzi · #**172** 02-15-2007, 04:21 PM

A: Fifteen and three quarters.

Q: Smores!?

Arxryl · #**173** 02-15-2007, 08:25 PM

How can I have some more of something if I haven't had any of it in the first place?

If I was asleep, and then woken up by a loud, annoying, laughing noise, who would be the first to die?

snuzi · #**174** 02-15-2007, 08:29 PM

A: Whomeever wasn't prepared to defend themselves.

Q: Why do squids love me ever so much?

Patrick Vykkers · #**175** 02-15-2007, 09:02 PM

A: Because Cthulhu is your father.
Q: Who would win in a battle between 100000 Enterprises and a Star Destroyer?

snuzi · #**176** 02-16-2007, 07:19 AM

A: If it was a Super Star Destroyer, then it would win, hands down. However, if it were a normal Star Destroyer, then I suppose the Enterprieses could have a chance.

Q: Why are we still asking these pointless questions of one another?

moxco · #**177** 02-16-2007, 11:57 AM

A. Cus Its the "Stupid answers for stupid Qustions" thread.
Q. whats pie to the number of 44?

snuzi · #**178** 02-16-2007, 01:30 PM

A: First of, it's pi. Second of all, I don't have a witty comeback.

Q: Wouldja? Really?

moxco · #**179** 02-16-2007, 01:32 PM

A. no
Q. would you though?

Arxryl · #**180** 02-16-2007, 02:36 PM

Depends...

If money grew on trees, and everyone was mad, would people start making sense?