Bits & Pieces IX (I miss Hobo Edition) -

***Nate*** · #**1203** 12-02-2013, 08:12 PM

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I'm really starting to get sick of companies promoting drone services that they're not currently able to offer, definitely won't be able to offer in the next few years given the state of the regulation and technology, and probably will never be able to offer. A textbook selling company recently promoted a similar thing in Australia. It's all about getting on the news and getting some free PR - the drones are irrelevant.

Bullet Magnet · #**1204** 12-03-2013, 01:18 AM

OANST · #**1205** 12-03-2013, 08:12 AM

My girlfriend is a psycho.

MeechMunchie · #**1206** 12-03-2013, 09:37 AM

Tell your girlfriend she's using her phone in the wrong aspect ratio.

OANST · #**1207** 12-03-2013, 09:38 AM

Tell your girlfriend..... oh wait

MeechMunchie · #**1208** 12-03-2013, 09:39 AM

Wow, it's like being back at school.

OANST · #**1209** 12-03-2013, 09:40 AM

Isn't it great?!

MeechMunchie · #**1210** 12-03-2013, 09:46 AM

It's less magical when you left school six months ago.

OANST · #**1211** 12-03-2013, 09:59 AM

Just remember all the good times, man! Like the wedgies, and social humiliation.

Wings of Fire · #**1212** 12-03-2013, 10:03 AM

I remember all the good times with your mom.

OANST · #**1213** 12-03-2013, 10:07 AM

Too far, man. That shit hurts.

MeechMunchie · #**1214** 12-03-2013, 10:17 AM

That's what she said.

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Just remember all the good times, man! Like the wedgies, and social humiliation.

I didn't go to a shit school, Mat.

OANST · #**1215** 12-03-2013, 10:21 AM

So it was just date rape drugs, and social humiliation?

STM · #**1216** 12-03-2013, 12:13 PM

Now it sounds like choir practice for me.

Slog Bait · #**1217** 12-03-2013, 02:05 PM

Sounds like the entire city I grew up in for me.

Varrok · #**1218** 12-03-2013, 02:38 PM

Sounds like me.

Slog Bait · #**1219** 12-03-2013, 02:39 PM

You fiend

Bullet Magnet · #**1220** 12-03-2013, 03:09 PM

Steamer_KING · #**1221** 12-04-2013, 03:11 AM

Thanksgiving? More like thankskilling, amirite?

EDIT: Not related, but good nonetheless.

Bullet Magnet · #**1222** 12-05-2013, 11:30 AM

Varrok · #**1223** 12-05-2013, 12:24 PM

What if you operate the toy with *their* genitals?

Bullet Magnet · #**1224** 12-05-2013, 01:01 PM

Then you have ruined Christmas, among other things.

MA · #**1225** 12-06-2013, 09:37 AM

Varrok stop molesting the children

Christmas is ruined

STM · #**1226** 12-06-2013, 09:40 AM

Not for Varrok.

Varrok · #**1227** 12-06-2013, 09:45 AM

There's nothing better than watching kids play with their little toys on Christmas Eve. It makes me feel very warm inside.

Slog Bait · #**1228** 12-06-2013, 09:52 AM

O das nasty

Varrok · #**1229** 12-06-2013, 12:19 PM

***Nate*** · #**1230** 12-07-2013, 04:16 AM

This was in the menu of a local bar/cafe. Never has a drink description described me so well.

It was quite tasty, too.