Finally giving in to public pressure and posting pictures of myself here.
So here are some pictures of me from last year, when I was working at a holiday centre in Sheffield.
Me with two friends on a day of hard, physical labour (hence the muddy face and ugly hoody).
And, me representing the Royal Mail postal service for a game involving that big red post-box over there.
So there you go; after all these years, you all now know what I look like and can pick me out in an identity parade.