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  #91  
12-04-2009, 07:07 PM
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Is she interested in animals at all?
You are sick.
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You changed it. I saw you.
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12-04-2009, 07:09 PM
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Pilot and MA posted, okay!?
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12-04-2009, 07:12 PM
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Yeah, both thems posted already.

We've already had a pedophilia minipoop, now how about a zoophilia one?
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So you use me as a copout? You're a filthy hypocrite. First you tell everyone to stop with the dirtiness and then you misconstrue what I say just for the sake of tacking on some cheap, sick insult. You make me sick, sirah.

I meant animal books, by the way. I always liked the ones with all the bizarre insects.
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12-04-2009, 07:16 PM
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Can she read?
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12-04-2009, 07:17 PM
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pretty sure she can, at 6 years of age.
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You bastard, calling his daughter illiterate.

Even so, the pictures were the most fun. Plus, it would warrant some good bonding time of parent-to-child reading, even though I'm sure you do a lot of that already.
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12-04-2009, 07:19 PM
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So you use me as a copout? You're a filthy hypocrite. First you tell everyone to stop with the dirtiness and then you misconstrue what I say just for the sake of tacking on some cheap, sick insult. You make me sick, sirah.
Feels good doesn't it? Welcome to the club.
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12-04-2009, 07:19 PM
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What type of book would she be interested in? 10 pages? 50 pages? 200 pages?

Big pictures? Small pictures? No pictures?

Animal characters? Human characters? Alien characters?
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Why not all of those?
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what is this? Parkinson? 21 Questions?

jesus, just get the kid a book if you're gonna.
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12-04-2009, 07:30 PM
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jesus, just get the kid a book if you're gonna.
Alright.... coloring or popout?
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12-04-2009, 07:39 PM
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popup of course! what is this?
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We're trying to track down her true identity.
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12-04-2009, 07:58 PM
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We'd be able to do it faster with some youtube videos.
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I found one about a talking aeroplane that goes on holiday to the South of France. Will that do?
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12-04-2009, 08:16 PM
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You should change your name to enchilada. It's cheesier.

I've had vodka.
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12-04-2009, 08:20 PM
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Enchilada sounds like a girl's name, though.

And um... what does vodka have to do with anything (except orange juice)?
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12-04-2009, 08:29 PM
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That's what I've mixed it with; it tends to take the alcoholic taste away which is why I've had a lot.

Here, buy her an enchilada for Christmas.

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12-04-2009, 08:33 PM
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Buy her some Roald Dahl. She'll thank you when she's older.
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Yeah I'm agreeing with what nate said.
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Me too.


I wonder if mum would mind if I drank the last of the vodka...
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Where would you get an idea to do something like that? Just find a medicine cabinet and PUKE that way you can hide it.
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I had a phase at nine years old where I would mix shampoos and other assorted stuff in the sink after my mum had gone to sleep.

I never drank it though :B
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Aw damn you should have partied with your bad self with all that.

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Vodka's damned good stuff, but mum's (wait for it) is used as a cleaning liquid. What a waste.
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It cleans away all the naughtiness of the things you do while intoxicated by it.

What does she clean with it? Seems expensive.
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I think it's cheap stuff we got duty-free. Still tastes good though.
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Hey, where's all the youtube?

YOU CUT, RIP AND TEAR
BUT YOUR BROWNIES NEVER TURN OUT SQUARE!

Get her one of those perfect brownie pans I just saw on TV.

found it:

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