Stupid answers for stupid questions -

Fortesque13 · #**901** 04-19-2007, 10:59 AM

A: They hire glukkons...oops!

Q:How could possibly glukkons drive cars???

snuzi · #**902** 04-19-2007, 01:37 PM

A: With robotics arms.

Q: Did anyone else notice how shiny Cho Seung-Hui's head is?

Fortesque13 · #**903** 04-19-2007, 03:07 PM

A: Shiny again...

Q: What's the point of this thread except of it being stupid?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**904** 04-19-2007, 09:02 PM

A: To waste time. And to amuse ourselves.

Q: Native or industrial?

E'l Scrabino · #**905** 04-19-2007, 09:58 PM

Butterflies do indeed have peach-shaped eyes.

lawl, LOL or lol?

Patrick Vykkers · #**906** 04-19-2007, 10:08 PM

A: None. Hoo ho ho will suffice
Q: Who needs underwear?

E'l Scrabino · #**907** 04-19-2007, 11:10 PM

I accept your challenge to eat pie.

If [ ] is a broken square, then what is an apple to an apricot?

OddjobAbe · #**908** 04-20-2007, 07:33 AM

A: A plum. The sort that Rayman rides on.

Q: Do you smell smoke?

snuzi · #**909** 04-20-2007, 10:23 AM

A: The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!

Q: Do you find Ted Bundy attractive?

OddjobAbe · #**910** 04-20-2007, 10:35 AM

A: *sups his 25th glass of ale* Yessss.....oh, the countless nights of- *falls off his chair*

Q: Is their a quantum leap project accelerator in my basement?

snuzi · #**911** 04-20-2007, 10:41 AM

A: Ye-I mean no! No, of course not! Heh, pay no mind to me changing my answer! I swear Oddjob didn't threaten me if I ever told anyone about the quantum leap projectorator 4000XD transmogrifier thingamabob in his base-never mind. That was all an illusion. Really. It was.

Q: Do you believe me?

OddjobAbe · #**912** 04-20-2007, 10:46 AM

A: No, but I pity you.

Q: Do you see dead people?

moxco · #**913** 04-20-2007, 10:49 AM

A. Yes, you are dead
Q. Oddjob is going to respond to this. is it true?

OddjobAbe · #**914** 04-20-2007, 10:54 AM

A: No. OddjobAbe is going to respond to this!

Q: Why do I bleed when my heart beats?

snuzi · #**915** 04-20-2007, 10:56 AM

A: Because your carotid artery is severed.

Q: Am I right?

OddjobAbe · #**916** 04-20-2007, 10:57 AM

A: Everybody is right.

Q: Who exactly is 'everybody'?

moxco · #**917** 04-20-2007, 11:49 AM

A. You, me, Snuzi and Bob.
Q. Am I wrong?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**918** 04-20-2007, 01:27 PM

A: I hope so...

Q: What am I; chopped liver?

Fortesque13 · #**919** 04-20-2007, 03:53 PM

A:Judging by your avatar - a paramite pie!

Q:Am I a psychic?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**920** 04-20-2007, 07:51 PM

A: ... *puts tinfoil on head and scoots away*

Q: Name of a popular music band on Oddworld?

Salamander · #**921** 04-20-2007, 09:17 PM

A: Music hasn't been invented yet.
Q: Is photosynthesis for you?

E'l Scrabino · #**922** 04-20-2007, 11:04 PM

I certainly agree that kittens are soft.

S.W.A.T stands for...?

moxco · #**923** 04-20-2007, 11:23 PM

A. Safty With Apple Tarts.
Q. Whats so dangerous about apple tarts?

skillyaslig · #**924** 04-21-2007, 12:53 AM

A: The posionious dart in 'em
Q:Why do bats have eyes if they are blind?

OddjobAbe · #**925** 04-21-2007, 02:52 AM

A: Because then they wouldn't be able to wear those dark glasses that blind people where. Did you never notice the white stick the bat carried?

Q: Why do I have e-mail?

Fortesque13 · #**926** 04-21-2007, 03:08 AM

A: To take spam from porn sites you visit!

Q: What does FBI stand for?

WaterMelody · #**927** 04-21-2007, 03:17 AM

A. nothing. a wizard did it

Q. would the chicken duck?

snuzi · #**928** 04-21-2007, 08:41 AM

A: Only if is had a reason to.

Q: Who do you despise?

moxco · #**929** 04-21-2007, 11:03 AM

A. Camas [Llama-camel hybrids]
Q. Where do you buy albino gorillas?

Fortesque13 · #**930** 04-21-2007, 12:09 PM

A:In a paintshop next to the ZOO
Q:Would you actually show Jack Thompson how much can games get you violent if he was the experimental subject?