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Oryon: yey, a taboo question...that's probably the most taboo question asked to me in a serious context...

do you mean like being bored of wanking and wanting to try something else?
probably not

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08-04-2001, 12:18 AM
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i really do have absolutely no idea about this one. really. it sounds repulsive, yet strangely attractive at the same time. i think, probably, i wouldn't ever **** a different sort of animal. especially since the other animal could never really give consent, it would always be rape.
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As an administrator, I'm not quite sure how I should react to the discussions going on within this thread.

Personally, I don't mind the lighter questions concerning sexuality, but some of the things in here are a bit too explicit. I think it's possible to talk about these subjects without reducing the conversation to tasteless smut. May I suggest being a little more subtle?

As for animals, I think it would slide into the category of animal cruelty, not to mention I find it to be repulsive. However, a human/animal hybrid creature seems strangely erotic to me.

Since we are also talking about males being sensitive and feminine, I used to have long hair and was mistaken for a girl on more than one occasion. I consider myself to be sensitive too, or at least in real life.
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U see thats how most peeps think. They say animal cruelty but really imagine it. Ur a male/female dog who is extremely horny and is in need to be relieved. But cant cos u cant masturbate. So ur left there...in sexual frustration...i personally tried going wiv out a wank 4 a week...i failed after 2 and a half dayz. As 4 the human/animal hybrid concept. It is 100% impossible for a animal to get pregnant on human sperm or a human to get pregnant on animal sperm. Otherwise we would have a dialema resembling the film "The Fly" when the woman gave birth to a maggot and the Dr's were like "OMG...what the hell!"

So, next question...and i'll try and be Mr sublety. Hmmmm...this is for both str8 malez, gay malez, Bi malez, str8 Femalez, gay femalez and Bi femalez.

SPIT OR SWALLOW?

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08-04-2001, 12:49 PM
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Ok Oryon, I was thinking about Gerbils when I said that. I never thought about consensual animal sex. Whatever floats your boat.
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As 4 the human/animal hybrid concept. It is 100% impossible for a animal to get pregnant on human sperm or a human to get pregnant on animal sperm.
That's why it's called a fantasy. It aint gonna happen. However, the DNA of a Zebra and a Horse were successfully fused, creating a rather interesting looking striped creature. Considering that the DNA of a Zebra to that of a Horse is less similar than a Humans in relation to a Chimpanzee, it's not impossible at all to create a hybrid. But you are right, it can't be done the "conventional way" with sperm and the egg.

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spit...definately...

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Well personally i wud Swallow. But thats cos i think its rude to spit...then again its also rude to cum in sum 1'z mouth. They have also created a Lion/Tiger hybrid. A Lion with faint stripes across its body. Called it a "Tigron" my science teach sed. A Mule is a hybrid. I am a hybrid. I am a cross between a horrible bastard and a kind hearted person. So i have my good moments and bad moments. But i personally am i kind peep. So when some more peeps answer the "Spit or Swallow" question i will carry on. How about u Abe Babe 'n' Sydney and wot about Rett? Spit or Swallow?
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it's disgusting to think about this...who want to have sex with an animal?? it's terrible...and it's illegal. And i can't image that a human get pregnant on animal sperm (or converse).

and...i thought this is getting to know each other. From a topic about favorite drink and girl/boy till about masturbate and animal-human-sex

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it's still about getting to know people...you don't have to reply...
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Hi
Hmm..right it´s very disgusting to see a women who fu** with a dog or a Horse or whatever!
But that´s not my damn!
If the women like that...so they can do it!
So long they don´t do that with my pets!

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Don´t you like my style??
Why don´t you come and play, I guarantee you a great big smile.
I come from the imagination, and I´m here stricly by your invocation..so what´d you say?
Why don´t we dance a while?
Cause' I know what you feel boy.
I know just what you feel boy.
You call me and I come a-runnin.
I turn the music on I bring the fun in.

I can bring whole city`s to ruin, and still have time to get a soft shoe in.

Now, we´re partying, that´s what it´s all about!

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08-04-2001, 07:41 PM
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haha, Yeah Blue, who want to (~cencored~) with a little rat or a big Dobermann! The human would kill your rat and your dog would kill the person who want to (~cencored~) with her! bwahahahahaha!!!!!

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08-04-2001, 07:48 PM
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Hi
Hmm...i don´t know but this womens are strange!
Oh yeah...Cora killed they..HeHeHe!!
My Cora is a good dog!

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Why´d run away?
Don´t you like my style??
Why don´t you come and play, I guarantee you a great big smile.
I come from the imagination, and I´m here stricly by your invocation..so what´d you say?
Why don´t we dance a while?
Cause' I know what you feel boy.
I know just what you feel boy.
You call me and I come a-runnin.
I turn the music on I bring the fun in.

I can bring whole city`s to ruin, and still have time to get a soft shoe in.

Now, we´re partying, that´s what it´s all about!

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08-04-2001, 08:00 PM
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Yeah...and my Cora is too old to do this. Oh...and necrophile are sick and disturbed people, they're worse as animal (-----)!
Someone should kick them in the ass that they stop to do this!! grrrr!!!

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Hi
Hmm..right Alector!
It is very disgusting...for us!
But i think a lot of animals like that..*g*!!
Not all animals but a lot of!

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Why´d run away?
Don´t you like my style??
Why don´t you come and play, I guarantee you a great big smile.
I come from the imagination, and I´m here stricly by your invocation..so what´d you say?
Why don´t we dance a while?
Cause' I know what you feel boy.
I know just what you feel boy.
You call me and I come a-runnin.
I turn the music on I bring the fun in.

I can bring whole city`s to ruin, and still have time to get a soft shoe in.

Now, we´re partying, that´s what it´s all about!

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08-04-2001, 08:32 PM
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Necrophiliacs and Paedophiles are pieces of shit. Necro's arn't that bad, i mean they are sicko's shagging corpses an' all by Paedo's dont deserve to live. They should be kicked in the ballz and burned alive. UGH, Wot sicko's!
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08-04-2001, 08:34 PM
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depends what it tastes like...

the horse-zebra thing was actually an attempt to create a real animal that had existed in the wild, but is now extinct. can't remember what it was called, though.

and oryon, how would you know if a dog had given consent or not, huh?
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Well when a dog consents the female puts her ass 2wards u and swishes her tail back and forth trying to get your attention. Male dogs will jus' shaft u if ur down and all 4's. Thats Consent.
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New Subject, Please!
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K'z...new Subject. Here'z a good one, again only for the guyz since the girlz are staying out of all the convo's...lol. Soz Girlz.

Wud u eva break a man/woman in (Depending on whether u are Gay or Str8)
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08-05-2001, 02:51 PM
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Hello...? This is a serious question to both sexualities and it lets peeps get to kn0 you better. Ignore Alector...and Paramite. They are jus' peeps who dont like sex/porn/talking about sex/porn!
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:
Originally posted by TheBlueScrab:
Hi
But i think a lot of animals like that..*g*!!
Not all animals but a lot of!

Bye, TheBlueScrab
hehehe, i dunno from where do you know that, but it sounds funny! It could occur that a woman/man want to try to have sex with an other sort of animal...and it could be that the animal like it (or not!).
When they want to do this, they can do it...but it's really stupid to show this the whole world (videos and internet). It's illegal and inhuman! A lot of humans try to grow a new dog breed for dog fights. In germany are a bunch of unknown dog breeds. They are unreasonable dangerous. They were beaten by their breeders. They were tormented to be 'hard' and strong dogs. They wasn't dangerous at the beginning, but the stupid humans tormented them.

The breeder just wanted that their dogs win on the dog fights. And this was their own mistake when they'll be atacked by the own dog! But i must say that a lot of unknown and new dog breeds looks cool!
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and now to Oryon:
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Originally posted by Oryon:
Hello...? This is a serious question to both sexualities and it lets peeps get to kn0 you better. Ignore Alector...and Paramite. They are jus' peeps who dont like sex/porn/talking about sex/porn!
Have you got a problem with me?!¿ Who've said that i don't want to talk about sex/porn? Who in the world don't want to talk about sex (porn is unnecessary)? I just said that i find animal porn obnoxious and not that i don't want to talk about this!
I have no objections to talk about this stuff, but when i say that i find this disgusting, you don't have ti insult me! ok?

P.S.: i don't understand your new question.

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I dint mean wen u sed that!
I meant when you sed:
"and...i thought this is getting to know each other. From a topic about favorite drink and girl/boy till about masturbate and animal-human-sex"
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HA HA HA. MASTURBATION U SED WAS SICK. Wot planet r u on?
Actually thats a point. Do girlz finger themselves or is that jus' a porno stereo type?
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Whaat???? I NEVER SAID THAT MASTUBATION IS SICK YOU DUMB ASS!!!

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Originally posted by Oryon:
Wot planet r u on?
I'm on this Planet who called the humans Earth, do you understand? E-A-R-T-H
but i think that you never heard about it. Leave me allone with your stupid comments!
What have i done that you slag me down??

P.S.: You're SICK MAAN!!!

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I dont slag u down. I make comments and point certain things out. If u think i am slagging u down, sorry. But u do say stupid things...if u thort b4 u spoke or shud i say type then i wudn't have n e thing 2 make comments on wud i?
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Ok,you two, break it up, break it up. *puts hands between them* stop fighting you two. you both have different opinions,thats all. so,stop fighting. if you continue to fight ill poke both of you. so stop it. alright? if ya don't stop ill make you an offer you can't refuse... heh heh...
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hehe...ok, i'll stop to fight (because you want to poke me then...hehehehe)! But...i'm not sure wheter Oryon will stop or not. Whatever...i have no preference.

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*grooaann* WHY OH WHY DO ALL TOPICS ALWAYS TURN INTO ARGUMENTS?? Oryon, provoking Alector was totally unnecessary! and Alector, if people try to provoke you, it's best to ignore it, and not sink to their level.

in answer to your question: i can't, unless someone breaks me in first .
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when i said these questions were getting disgusting i meant the questions about masturbation and animal porn and anals and all that shit!! i dont have a problem with you asking each other about your sexualities! this isnt the place to be asking each other whether or not you jack off or **** dogs alright!!!??? take this to a chat room for christs sake! im tired of this shit! it shouldnt be on a public forum where little ids can access it and read it! its ****ing sick!!!!!!!!!
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Wen you say little kids, what do you mean?
Little kids who read this probably dont understand it (Thats if they can read this) What do you want me to do...put a warning up. Ok's...here we go.

Kids...this is not for your eyes...ask your parents about all of this ok. I'm sure they will oblige and tell you what all this means.

And here is another 1 who thinx Masturbation is sick (Sorry Alector..it was this guy "Joe") Why is jerking off sick? It helps determine ur sexuality. The animal porn stuff and anal that was finding out more about peeps...like the topic is titled...jeez. So next question.

What would you most like to lick off someones body?
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chat rooms are where you take personal arguments, joe, genuine discussions have every right to take place here.

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