Cannibal Restaurant To Open Soon -

Dynamithix · #61 08-30-2010, 12:05 PM

That's fucked up.

Also, how messed up can someone be when he videotapes himself eating a man?

(Armin Meiwes)

Dipstikk · #62 08-30-2010, 12:58 PM

Hey, I'd have thought you'd be all for a cannibal resteraunt. Seeing as how, once again, you've forfeited rational discussion just to tear into one another with cheap shots... and hell, you waste no time doing it- you're already at someone's throat by the middle of page one.

Good ol' OWF.

Mac Sirloin · #63 08-30-2010, 01:01 PM

Except for me

I'm magical and smart

Dixanadu · #64 08-30-2010, 03:50 PM

That pretty much happens in most threads. Topic may be "This happened", then half a page in it goes up in a shit storm.

I'd love to see what crappy puns they place on the menu. Could you imagine seeing "Dry Roasted Torso w/ sprinkled penis".

Cheque please...

Hazel-Rah · #65 08-30-2010, 04:33 PM

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Hey, I'd have thought you'd be all for a cannibal resteraunt. Seeing as how, once again, you've forfeited rational discussion just to tear into one another with cheap shots... and hell, you waste no time doing it- you're already at someone's throat by the middle of page one.

Good ol' OWF.

People are broken.

abe619 · #66 08-30-2010, 04:33 PM

can't wait for vagina-flavored penisticks^^

Nemo · #67 08-30-2010, 04:37 PM

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So what do you guys think, you have to be crazy to eat human in the first place or eating human causes insanity??

That happened to one tribe in New Guinea that didn't cook meat properly.

Mac Sirloin · #68 08-30-2010, 05:55 PM

I think that knowingly consuming human flesh without actually wanting to (IE being forcefed or some shit) may not be psychologically happenin' for some folks, but I really don't have any problem with eating Human flesh as long as it was willingly proferred. I'd gladly share my arms with any friends.

***Nate*** · #69 08-30-2010, 06:18 PM

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So what do you guys think, you have to be crazy to eat human in the first place or eating human causes insanity??

Unless the victim suffers from Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (essentially mad cow disease in humans), eating human meat would not be a cause of insanity any more than other meat. If this restaurant were to actually happen, you'd hope that they would get a full medical history of the 'donors' before allowing them to be eaten. After all, humans aren't quite as well-sheltered from experience as the average cow or chicken.

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Nether. Natives from Austraila were canibals, and I don't think they were insane.

Clarification: Not all Australian Aboriginals were cannibals and none of them were what you'd imagine as the stereotypical savage man-eaters. In some tribes there was a tradition of ritually eating the body of babies who died in childbirth or at a very young age in order that their souls should live on in the rest of the tribe. Distasteful for us to consider, yes, but there is a sort of meaningful symbolism in the act.

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Hey, I'd have thought you'd be all for a cannibal resteraunt. Seeing as how, once again, you've forfeited rational discussion just to tear into one another with cheap shots... and hell, you waste no time doing it- you're already at someone's throat by the middle of page one.

Good ol' OWF.

Wait... the most rational post in the entire thread was from Dipstikk? Is this one of the signs of the apocalypse?!

Dynamithix · #70 08-30-2010, 09:42 PM

Why is everyone making bad jokes about cannibalism?

It's serious business. Get it? Business. 'Cause they're opening a restaur- Ah, forget it.

Nemo · #71 08-30-2010, 10:24 PM

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If this restaurant were to actually happen, you'd hope that they would get a full medical history of the 'donors' before allowing them to be eaten.

It says in the article that you need to fill out a medical form just to eat at the place, so I doubt it'd be easier to get on the menu.

Pilot · #72 08-30-2010, 10:34 PM

Flesh is flesh, it's all about the "taboo."

Change the way you were told to think and everything gets better.

***Nate*** · #73 08-31-2010, 05:35 AM

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It says in the article that you need to fill out a medical form just to eat at the place, so I doubt it'd be easier to get on the menu.

Considering that I'm not allowed to even donate blood due to the fact that I've had sex with a man in the last 12 months, and my brother is never allowed to donate because he lived in the UK in the '90's, I would hope that this restaurant's standards are as least as strict.

T-nex · #74 08-31-2010, 06:37 AM

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I think that knowingly consuming human flesh without actually wanting to (IE being forcefed or some shit) may not be psychologically happenin' for some folks, but I really don't have any problem with eating Human flesh as long as it was willingly proferred. I'd gladly share my arms with any friends.

Speaking of which... Did I mention that someone me of a friend of his, who had actually shared his arm with his friends. Said it tasted like chicken.

Dunno if he was joking, but it didn't seem like it. So yea.. x_x

Dipstikk · #75 08-31-2010, 09:05 AM

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People are broken.

People should do what Alf and I did and go on hiatus for a while. The fresh air will do them some good.

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Wait... the most rational post in the entire thread was from Dipstikk? Is this one of the signs of the apocalypse?!

Yeah, but it was off-topic, so it doesn't count.

I think the titular restraunt is disgusting as all hell, but if people are consenting to it, who am I to bust a cap in their fun?

I'm just glad I'm nowhere near it.

OANST · #76 08-31-2010, 09:47 AM

Christ, people. It isn't real.

abe619 · #77 08-31-2010, 09:59 AM

i will never eat human flesh even if the ppl who died or had their organs donated were consenting, it's just so terrible, imagine.......the ppl who had those limbs or organs are/were just like u, now imagine eating ur own organs.
it's actually very very bad for my religion too.
a single chomp could grant me a one way ticket to hell if i was a saint.

Josh · #78 08-31-2010, 10:02 AM

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now imagine eating ur own organs.

I would. Just to see what it's like.

Laser · #79 08-31-2010, 10:20 AM

This is what abe619 was thinking of when he said that.

crimsonxking · #80 08-31-2010, 10:53 AM

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Why is everyone making bad jokes about cannibalism?

It's serious business. Get it? Business. 'Cause they're opening a restaur- Ah, forget it.

I love you.

OANST · #81 08-31-2010, 11:06 AM

How old are you, Dynamithix?

Dipstikk · #82 08-31-2010, 11:19 AM

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Christ, people. It isn't real.

So, that's the end of this thread... right, guys?

Of course not.

Wake me up if you need me to point out the obvious again.

T-nex · #83 08-31-2010, 02:22 PM

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i will never eat human flesh even if the ppl who died or had their organs donated were consenting, it's just so terrible, imagine.......the ppl who had those limbs or organs are/were just like u, now imagine eating ur own organs.
it's actually very very bad for my religion too.
a single chomp could grant me a one way ticket to hell if i was a saint.

What? What about the cute animals? Why do you only think of human's wellbeing?

Animals are just as important as we and they have just as much right to live. If anything, we should eat our own kind to save the animals and planet, and stop this horrible overpopulation!

OANST · #84 08-31-2010, 02:24 PM

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So, that's the end of this thread... right, guys?

Of course not.

Wake me up if you need me to point out the obvious again.

My point was not that the thread should end, but rather that people can stop being disgusted by it. Since it isn't real.

Dipstikk · #85 08-31-2010, 02:39 PM

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My point was not that the thread should end, but rather that people can stop being disgusted by it. Since it isn't real.

No, rather, my point was that the thread should end.

T-nex · #86 08-31-2010, 02:48 PM

But I like this thread

OANST · #87 08-31-2010, 02:53 PM

You're disgusting.

Nemo · #88 08-31-2010, 06:08 PM

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My point was not that the thread should end, but rather that people can stop being disgusted by it. Since it isn't real.

Except for your bit about not having enough supply, I have seen no reason to believe this article to be false.

Edit:

Actually, reread the article.

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Soon-to-open Berlin restaurant Flimé is looking for potential diners to donate their body parts to be turned into meals

It looks like it might be that only donors gain membership.

abe619 · #89 08-31-2010, 06:41 PM

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What? What about the cute animals? Why do you only think of human's wellbeing?

Animals are just as important as we and they have just as much right to live. If anything, we should eat our own kind to save the animals and planet, and stop this horrible overpopulation!

not all animals should be eaten, pigs for example.
but god created everything for man, animals, knowledge, sex, land, so every thing has it's uses, some animals where made to carry us or our belongings like horses, others were obviously made to be eaten like fish.

Nemo · #90 08-31-2010, 06:46 PM

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not all animals should be eaten, pigs for example.
but god created everything for man, animals, knowledge, sex, land, so every thing has it's uses, some animals where made to carry us or our belongings like horses, others were obviously made to be eaten like fish.

What was that saying about assumptions? That they make an ass out of U?