Hey !

[Pilot]

Oh wow. So rare we get new famale members here.

[OANST]

Yeah. It's 'cause we're scary.

[Pilot]

Sorry new member. Welcome and all.

[MeechMunchie]

I suspect most of us here speak French pretty well but would rather mess with people.

I think English is the simplest language in the world. Not necessarily the easiest thugh.

Easy to make yourself understood, hard to speak well. The funny thing is, English people struggling to be understood in another country tend to just say the same thing only louder and slower, but that's what people who don't speak English very well do when they aren't understood in England.

What a poorly constructed sentence.

[OddjobAbe]

It truly was a mockery of the English language. Say iit louder and slower.

[Strike Witch]

あー、もうやだ.

[Nate]

The funny thing is, English people struggling to be understood in another country tend to just say the same thing only louder and slower, but that's what people who don't speak English very well do when they aren't understood in England.

My Chinese former office mate used to SHOUT down the phone line when he was talking to an Australian. It was terrible.


OANST: Did you use Google Translate or Babelfish? I'm just surprised I got such a different translation.

[MA]

i got roughly the same translation through this site.

あー、もうやだ.

they did what?

[Wings of Fire]

מה האם זה זה אני אפילו לא

[MA]

Гамбургер

[Wings of Fire]

What the fuck kind of language is that?

[MA]

FUCKING USE THE TRANSLATOR

the language of heathens. that beat the shit out of the Germans. with snow. and caused one field marshal to commit suicide out of duty for his country for losing a battle. and they had a very good model of tank. and they're unfair bastards whilst at sea. but the accent is great.

[OddjobAbe]

I like them because the Americans don't for the reason that they're communists. I wish that people would stop trying to force others to live the western way of life, even if the way of life they're living doesn't work. I always like to buy Cuban orange juice. I bet a few Americans here are outraged.

[MA]

just to clarify, i have nothing against the Russians. don't want the newbie to think i'm a racist. for some reason i respect them quite a bit.

[enchilado]

Hello, little French n00b.

[MeechMunchie]

just to clarify, i have nothing against the Russians. don't want the newbie to think i'm a racist. for some reason i respect them quite a bit.

RUSSIANS ARE AWESOME
КАПИТАЛИЗМ ДОЛЖЕН УМЕРЕТЬ
Ленин жив!

[MA]

да, товарищ. и как только это было отменено, мы понизим все автомашины и настроим сталелитейный завод во всех городах поперек земли.

теперь, позвольте нам пить водку и петь песни самым мужественным и угрожающим возможным способом.

EDIT: just look at that. even the text is practical and to-the-point what with all the sharp corners and squares and excessive 'и'ing.

[enchilado]

понизим водку сталелитейный все.

[OddjobAbe]

I like the backwards "R" in Tetris. Like in Toys 'R' Us. I bet that's Russian.

[enchilado]

The guy who made it was dyslexic, actually.

[used:)]

I like them because the Americans don't for the reason that they're communists. I wish that people would stop trying to force others to live the western way of life, even if the way of life they're living doesn't work. I always like to buy Cuban orange juice. I bet a few Americans here are outraged.

Being a Jackass, by OddjobAbe.

[Wings of Fire]

I like them because the Americans don't for the reason that they're communists.

SORRY WHAT?

[MA]

i'm fucking deaf now, WoF. thanks for that.

[OANST]

I like them because the Americans don't for the reason that they're communists. I wish that people would stop trying to force others to live the western way of life, even if the way of life they're living doesn't work. I always like to buy Cuban orange juice. I bet a few Americans here are outraged.

Actually, the vast majority of Americans are in support of dropping the sanctions on Cuba. We can't quite understand why we are treating Cuba so harshly, and doing so little to China (which is guilty of far more human rights violations). Also, our government has opened a dialogue with Cuba. This is something that hasn't happened since the sanctions were put in place.

It isn't like we are proud of Joseph McCarthy, or anything.

[OddjobAbe]

Actually, the vast majority of Americans are in support of dropping the sanctions on Cuba. We can't quite understand why we are treating Cuba so harshly, and doing so little to China (which is guilty of far more human rights violations). Also, our government has opened a dialogue with Cuba. This is something that hasn't happened since the sanctions were put in place.

It isn't like we are proud of Joseph McCarthy, or anything.

I'm very glad to hear that, and I apologise for my ignorance. I understand that I should look into this stuff before opening my mouth.

[MeechMunchie]

I like the backwards "R" in Tetris. Like in Toys 'R' Us. I bet that's Russian.

I actually speak decent Russian. 'Я' is the letter that makes the sound 'ya'. There are also 33 letters in the Cyrillic alphabet. Piece of trivia: If you read the cover of Borat in Russian it would say 'Voyadt'.

[MA]

can you do the accent decent as well?

[OANST]

So, what are the odds of this one coming back, do you think?

[enchilado]

Off course he khan.





EDIT: OANST posted. About as likely as the moon falling out of the sky tomorrow and landing on the Wensleydale Cheese Factory.

[OANST]

So there's a good chance then?