Oddworld Bloopers

[Marco the Glukkon]

Ok, this one isn't in the game, but what if Abe and Munch made an accidental appearence in another video game movie....?

SPOILERS

In Silent Hill, when Rose is standing next to that platform in the church, instead of the Barbed Wire monster comng up, it's Abe and Munch.

ABE
Oops....

Munch
Are we in the wrong place?

The whole room is silent, then Abe farts.

Abe
Well...uh...we'll just be going then!

Munch
Yup, bye!

They run offscreen.

Then for RE Apocalypse.

ALICE
There is...definatley something down there.

Abe and Munch are walking behind the burning car.

ABE
Uh...are you sure you know where you're going?

MUNCH
Uh...no....where the heck are we?

Abe and Munch turn around to Nemesis.

ABE
(Gulps)

[Dark Elite_H2]

That was awkward, Marco, but funneh!

[Matriar]

I have got some ideas:

(Stranger's Wrath ending

Stranger is holding Sekto above himself, and he get ready for his shout:

" Meeeow! ...ahem. I mean: Roar!"

(Abe's oddysee ending, the good one)

Big face is keeping Abe's hand high and Abe's smiling.
*loudly farts*
Abe's grimacing with pain: Oooo! Runs! Eek! Runs!

[Dark Elite_H2]

UGH!
That's a nasty thing ya posted, Maiden. >.<
A bit squeamish...
But funny in a grotesque way...

[Matriar]

*shrugs* I know. So what?
But Stranger's wrath ending isn't nasty, is it?

EDIT: These ones here are better, I think...

(SW Opening)
Blisterz: You jerk! You broke my favorite rifle!
Stranger picks up the gun and has a look inside.
Boom!
Blisterz: Just kidding! It's still working!

(SW Opening part 2)
Blisterz: You jerk! You broke my favorite rifle!
Stranger picks up the gun and smells.
Stranger: "Never liked runs..."
*Everybody laugh*
Booty: "Me too, Stranger. Me too..."
Stranger: "What?! What did I say?? What???"


SW Ending (part 2)
Stranger roar.
...all plants shrivel and all grupps pass out or become sick.
Lorne: I told you, you must brush your teeth before you roar like this!

(part 3)
Stranger hold up Sekto and says:
"Hmm... let me see..."
*weighs up*
Stranger: "102, 45 kilogram?"
Sekto: "Exactly!"
Stranger puts him down.

(part 4, after lunch break)
Stranger holds up Sekto and roar:
"Buuuurp!"

(part 5)
Stranger hold up Sekto.
"Oh, I forgot something."
He puts him down, sprays some good-breath-spray in his mouth and holds up Sekto again:
"Okay, Lorne! I'm ready for roaring, now!"

(SW Opening part 3)
Blisterz: You jerk! You broke my favorite rifle!
Stranger picks up the gun and smells:
Stranger: "Hmmm Lemon taste! "

(Opening, when Booty run right into to trap)
Blisterz hunts Stranger and trys to beat him with his gun. Then he beats the trap, at last.
Boom,boom,boom,boom,boom!!!!
(Blisterz is in the middle of nowhere)
Lorne: I said Fuzzles! Not Boombats!

(Opening, when the jail door is opening...)
Stranger lands into to jail.
Stranger: "Wait a second... you mistake something, I think."

(SW Opening, right after Booty was fall into the fuzzle-trap)
Stranger unlocks his cross-bow, but it comes apart....
Stranger: I hate parasites!

(The 10 sec. Spot with Stranger and Booty: )
Booty sneaks up to the sleeping Stranger, blows in a paper bag and...
Boom!!!


...I'm not that good, I know...

[Munch's Master]

O contraire (sp?) Stranger's Maid, I laughed out loud at soem of those, especially this one:

(SW Opening part 2)
Blisterz: You jerk! You broke my favorite rifle!
Stranger picks up the gun and smells.
Stranger: "Never liked runs..."
*Everybody laugh*
Booty: "Me too, Stranger. Me too..."
Stranger: "What?! What did I say?? What???"

Maybe that's just the childish, slapstick side of me, but I found that really funny. It's me who's no good, I thought of 3 average-poor ones and now my brain's run dry.

[Dark Elite_H2]

Actually, those were purdy good, Miaden!

I got anther one...might not be good, though...

OSW- Capturing Booty.

:Stranger brings up his bow to Booty's face, ready to shoot. Whne he fires the last shot, the bow backfires on to him, and the camera bounces out of place:

[Matriar]

This image makes me laugh!
Fancy that:
Booty begs: "No,no! Look! Don't do it, Stranger! Noo!"
Stranger shots, his ammo hits his face, he topples down and is consciousness immediatly.

What an awkward situation. What a big bad-ass bounty hunter !

[Dark Elite_H2]

Yes, that would be a hilarious image!

[Matriar]

(SW Opening)
Booty get in Stranger's trap and falls deep...
*Splash!*
...in a bathtub.
Stranger smirks: "Why I didn't hit on this, earlier? My best, worst trap ever!"

(SW opening)
Booty: "Oh, man! What you have to do now...?"
Stranger has a look at the wanted poster.
Stranger: "Wait a minute! This guy on that poster doesn't look like ya...!"
He puts a crayon and doodle some seconds at it.
Stranger: "Now he looks like ya!"
Booty: "Not fair!"

(SW, when Booty get into the jail)
Stranger lays the wanted poster on the table and the clakker marks it.
Stranger has a look at it... and wonders about it.
Stranger: "... a smiley ?"
Clakker: "Woops! I took the wrong stamp...!"

(SW Opening, near the gravestones)
A stone climbs up the gravestone and will hit by a bolamite.
Stranger:"... there's something wrong...!"

(SW Opening, when Stranger hit the bolamite and it lays at the bottom.)
The fuzzle smells at the bolamite and want to eat it. An other stone hit the fuzzle and ...*CLANK*!
all its teeth get broken...

(SW Opening, after Booty get in Stranger's trap)
Stranger lands near by him...
*cracks*
...and falls right in a disquised fosse.
Booty laughs: "Muahaha! This was my trap!"

(SW Opening, after Booty get in Stranger's trap, part2)
Stranger jumps:
He turns a tripple somersault, spins around, lands on the bottom, unrolls himself, does an athletic handstand and lands on his feet, near by Booty.
Booty: "Show off!"

(SW Opening, when the grupps look at the fish in their net)
Stranger runs through the scared grupp- group.
Then a grupp cries: "Hey! Where's the fish go?"

(SW Opening... again)
Stranger puts Booty's gun and smells.
Stranger: "Never liked guns...!"
He smirks.
"I prefer flans!"
He puts a flan and shoots it right in booty's face...


(SW, when Booty is in the jail, part2)
Stranger lays the wanted poster on the table and the clakker has a skeptic look at the picture.
Clakker: "... is this some crayon doodle, Stranger?!"

[ANN NEELY]

-SPOILERS!-
The board room. Charts are one the screen. One of the Glukkons says "By Odd Molluck! What are you gonna do about it, huh?"
Molluck turns to the screen. "Show 'em"
The slig hits a button and the chart is replaced by the opening credits of "Sandford & Son"

ROFL! I love that show! That one made me really laugh!

[Bullet Magnet]

The Slig newscaster is playing with the microphone, doing the golf thing. But there actually is a ball. It flies off, hits a screen, pings around the room, the slig dives for cover as the ball flies for the camera. Static.

[Glukinator]

Dripik: No mamby pamby mudokon meat pupet is gonna make me look like a fool, we'll have that trader Abe in no time, or my name ain't Dripik! .......Wait?!?

[Bullet Magnet]

"With hand scars completed, the spirits took form. Now my chant had power..."

And the Shrykull double staggers on, completely drunk.

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"I had just got past those slogs, when the strangest thing I saw..."

In the sky is a giant Michael Jackson face.

[Splat]

Splat steps up to the plate.
They might not all be brilliant, but gimme points for effort.

AE
:Opening Poem:
Take 1:
"His scarred hands branded
On Moon's Odd face:
This Here may free
The Muddykin Race!"
Lorne: "You idiot, its pronounced MUDOKON! MOO-DOCK-UN!
Slig: "Uh, actullay, the script says 'Modikun'."


:Necrum Mines explode:
Take 1:
Abe is shot out of Necrum Mines entrance. He blasts out towards the tusked skull but misses it. Camera turns down to see him disappearing into a pit.

Take 2:
Abe flies down and lands on the skull with a yowl of pain.
Lorne: "ALRIGHT, CUT! Sorry Abe, we didn't get the fire. We gotta do it again."
Abe, clutching groin, looks horrified. "Can't i get a stunt double for these scenes?"

Take 3:
Abe is standing in front of electronic catapult in an alcove in the mine wall. As he prepares to take a blast of fire and smoke shoots out of the machine behind him.
Smoke machine mudokon: "There it is, told you I'd get her working."

Take 4:
Abe comes flying out of mines with fire behind him. He lands on the tusk, which breaks and drops Abe into the pit.


:Meeting the Wierdos:
Take 1:
Abe walks towards the door leading to the Wierdos' chamber but it slams closed just before he steps through.

Take 2:
Abe walks into the wierdos' chamber but finds it empty. Someone has spray-painted "AEB SUXZORZ" on a wall.


ripik, Aslik and Phleg - Boardroom:
Take 1:
Aslik: "No! You idiots! We're gonna lock this place up so tight, that that Abe Guy would have to be invisible to get through!"
Phleg and Aslik starts laughing.
Dripik: (In Liverpool accent) "Hang on fellas, I thought he could be..."
Phleg: (Swedish Accent) "Oh, vor... Can you nevar vead your bloody zcript, fool?"

Take 2:
Aslik: "No, you idiots. We're gonna lock this place up so tight, that Abe Guy would have to be invisible to get through!"
Glukkons start laughing.
Abe walks into scene looking sleepy. "Hey, can i get some coffee round here?"


:Arrival at Fee Co:
Take 1:
Abe's cart moves slowly along its rail until it passes the sign that should say 'Mudokon Pops' but now reads "Vote Alf for Ruler of Mudos!" Abe screams and leaps off the cart.


:The good Ending - Brewery:
Take 1:
Brewmaster: "I'ss not fair... Ve had twice, zee flavour..."
The alarms stop and the lights go dim. The boilers behind the brewmaster hiss for a second and then one of them falls forward: just a piece of wooden scenery. Behind is the smoke machine and the mudokon who controls it, who starts kicking it wildly.

Take 2:
Brewmaster: I'ss not fair... We had Twi-"
The boilers suddenly burst outwards, engulfing the Brewmaster and the camera in flames. Brewmaster screams and then the camera dies.


:The Bad Ending:
Take 1:
Abe hangs in the Tear X-Tractor.
Brewmaster: "What the hey, go for the record."
Slig pushes the lever and the Brewmaster bursts into flames.



Cheers Izuki for help on that last one.

[Ninjaxe]

In SW. The bounty in saving Eugenus.

Stranger: Now for an exit!!
Eugenus: You must be careful...you want to...
Stranger: huh! (turns round)Clakker misses him.
Eugene: FFFAAALLLL!!!!
Stranger: Dang, neva meant that to happen! (Then shruggs at the camera.)

[Matriar]

Funny one

"You must be careful...you want to...

Faaaaall...!"

[savior]

In the scene where director phleg ask the mudokons to drink the soul storm brew for the first time.

Dont think Drink. And the mudokons says okay. Then says tasty.That scene.

Take 1
One mudokons(lets called Marty) farts in line. They all laugh even Glukkons and sligs.

Take 2
Marty farts again. 'What up with that?' said Slig
Shuggs his shoulder ' I dont know!'

Take 3

Marty drinks soul storm brew and farts, Explosion 5 seconds. Glukkon shouts look out and everyone ducks.

Lorne comes in and grab Marty out the line and sticks in Piggy the mudokon instead.

was Lorne just sick of Marty screwing up so much, or did he just wanna see
Piggy get blown to pieces? i cant decide

[savior]

heres a couple more

SW Opening Scene
Blizterz trys to hit Stranger with the end of his rilfe but Stranger dashs off at the last second causing him to hit the fuzzle trap as planned, but 1 of the fuzzles bites on the wrong place

Blizterz: AHHHHH!!!!!! my moolah!

AO
During the scene where Abe encounters Big Face during the part of the vison where paramonia is on screen the paramite on the stone hissing on the stone pillar coughs up a hairball (fur or fuzzle? you decide )

MO
Near the end of the Big Well scene where the mudokons find Abe and Munch and decide not to risk thier own asses they dash off but one of them runs straight into the camera

AE Boxcar scene (or what ever its called)
Abe jumps on the boxcar not noticing the blind mudokon on the other end.
the mudokon flies up,hits his head on the ceiling,then lands back on the boxcar sending Abe straight through the roof

Lorne:who the hell left him there?!

AE Opening scene
during the celebration with the 99 freed mudokons where Abe farts the gas ignites cause of the torches nearby causing him and Bigface to explode
the mask falls on the ground and the mudokons fight each other over it

(tell me what you think of these and if u say they suck,thats because ive had a rough day and my minds working at 5% capacity)

[magic9mushroom]

Good
A. Don't double post
B. AE Bad Ending
Take 1.
Mud 3 sneaks up behind and misses Abe
Take 2.
Mud's bottle that he smacks Abe with bounces off Abe's head, fight starts.
Take 3.
Mud's bottle smashes and goes through Abe's head killing him
Take 4.
Slig pushes lever, nothing happens. Glukkon says "WHAT?" then sees quivering boilers in background...
Take 5.
Slig pushes lever, nothing happens. Abe breaks out and bashes the pair.
Take 6.
The shock jumps to the Gluk and Slig, frying them.

[Ninjaxe]

was Lorne just sick of Marty screwing up so much, or did he just wanna see
Piggy get blown to pieces? i cant decide

I would consider both. Lorne has a soft spot for muds

Continues with magics AE bad ending

Take 1
BrewMaster:Its not fair, We had twice the flavour!! wahh!!
No explosion just with petty smoke zizzling out.
BrewMaster: What the hay?

Take 2
BrewMaster: Its not fair...!!
Lorne:Cut!!! Let him finish!!!

Take 3
Slig: Pants Pants...where are my pants, I had them on before!!
Lorne: Just follow the script!!

[Bullet Magnet]

In the good ending of AO, Abe and Bigface materialise on the big rock in the Monsaic Sanctum. Everyone is cheering as the Bigface holds up Abe's arm. Suddenly he whips off his mask and replaces it with one that looks like a banana. Holding two white maracas, he begins to dance and sing.

"It's peanut butter-jelly time! It's peanut butter-jelly time!
Peanut butter, jelly! Peanut butter, jelly! Peanut butter, jelly! Peanut butter, jelly! Peanut butter, jelly!"

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The scene cuts to the slig who controls the Security Fones in AE, but he has no pants and is looking anxious. The phone rings and he immediately answers.
"H-hello?"
The screen is dark, all he can see are two pairs of red eyes and a glowing red slit. Their voices are digitally distorted.
"I have something of yours," a voice croaks.
A sound comes in through the audio: chshhh-dzzz chshhh-dzzz. The sound of slig plants in a bad way.
"You monsters! Please don't hurt them!"
Faint whispering. "Hee hee hee!"
"Shut up, Crig!" *Thumps*. A pair of eyes spiral off screen.
"Do you want them back?"
"I'll do anything!"
*Beeeeep* The line is dead.
"Nooooo!"

[scrab queen]

OT: that peanut butter line was from family guy wasn't it?

[Bullet Magnet]

Which was in turn inspired by an internet video.

[savior]

srry bout that double post (and this one) but like i said, i was tired

[savior]

and heres a few more.

MO Vykers lab scene: after vykers leave Munch tries to use his sonar to free the fuzzles from their cages. he strains real hard then lets out a huge fart
*offscreen laughter * Lorne: thats what happend to those leftover burritos?!

AO Escape to Stockyard scene:Abe rolls and falls into a barrel and finds out the hard way that the barrel is full of mouse traps.

AE SoulStorm brew scene: Flying Slig spots Abe then swoops in to attack but accidently runs straight into Abe sending them both down the pit
Lorne:who gave that guy his license?!

[Matriar]

AO Escape to Stockyard scene:Abe rolls and falls into a barrel and finds out the hard way that the barrel is full of mouse traps.

That's a nice one ! Ouch...

[E'l Scrabino]

ies got 2 for the same shot

in the cutscene on AO where abe says "scrabs were sacred once, but that was before rupturefarms turned them into lunch"
the scrab on the pedestal does a big roar and falls off the ledge
and the other one is where the camera turns and you get to see where the scrabs are running to, into a recycler

[Ninjaxe]

AO Bad Ending

Abe is about to be diced and sliced. The muds are rejecting to help except one in the background. He gets a slap from the others
one says: We done reharsing the good endings!!! what a stupid smuck.

[magic9mushroom]

ies got 2 for the same shot

in the cutscene on AO where abe says "scrabs were sacred once, but that was before rupturefarms turned them into lunch"
the scrab on the pedestal does a big roar and falls off the ledge
and the other one is where the camera turns and you get to see where the scrabs are running to, into a recycler

ROFLMAO