What Do You Look Like? (V13) -

OANST · #**751** 11-14-2014, 01:22 PM

I may just have to do that!

STM · #**752** 11-14-2014, 01:33 PM

OANST · #**753** 11-14-2014, 01:53 PM

Maybe! I'm sure that word will be whispered a lot when people realize that we are BOTH taking each other's names. I'll be Mat Bell-Biliunas. I'll be that because I'm not more important than she is just because I have a dick.

Wings of Fire · #**754** 11-14-2014, 07:01 PM

Petition to change OANST's username to feminOANST.

STM · #**755** 11-15-2014, 12:06 AM

That's actually really nice of you! Aww I'm so impressed.

Fuck sake OANST when did you become cute? Where's the belligerent old cunt of your younger years we all knew and loved?

***Nate*** · #**756** 11-15-2014, 12:22 AM

:

Mat Bell-Biliunas.

Why not just combine them to Belliunas?

OANST · #**757** 11-15-2014, 06:09 AM

I actually considered that! It's still a possibility.

@STM: I was actually the sweetest, kindest kid I knew. Years of abuse, and being made to feel worthless turned me into something that I didn't like. I made a lot of effort to change in the past few years, but it wasn't until I found the person who I am completely, insanely in love with, and who loves me back, that it no longer took any effort at all. Having the person you love's face light up the moment you walk into a room, and the first thing they do is walk over and kiss you, before you even have a chance to get your coat off, and to have that every day, every time, for the past few years, well, that has had a very positive effect on my state of mind, and feelings of self worth.

This should have all been in the blog.

MeechMunchie · #**758** 11-15-2014, 08:54 AM

I think I knew a couple who took each others' first names as their middle name.

Mathew Stephanie Bell

OANST · #**759** 11-15-2014, 08:55 AM

Ehhhhhhh that may be too far.

Slog Bait · #**760** 11-15-2014, 01:33 PM

Go the extra mile and switch names entirely. I can't think of anything that says 'I adore you' more.

STM · #**761** 11-15-2014, 03:08 PM

Or pretend you're a Spanish football player and just be Bell.

Bullet Magnet · #**762** 11-15-2014, 03:30 PM

I don't like this new and improved OANST. I recently pioneered a new form of juggling that relies upon the existence of grumpy misanthrope OANST, which is the cornerstone of my existential worldview.

Guys, I think I made a huge mistake.

Wings of Fire · #**763** 11-15-2014, 04:18 PM

Remember how his first blog was titled 'I hate women'

Remember those days?

Varrok · #**764** 11-16-2014, 02:35 AM

OANST has become too much like new Star Wars.

Holy Sock · #**765** 11-16-2014, 02:43 AM

"Our sweetest member ever"

OANST · #**766** 11-16-2014, 10:05 AM

Don't worry, guys. I'll be awful to the next person who makes a welcome thread. I promise.

Holy Sock · #**767** 11-16-2014, 10:18 AM

I just read "I Hate Women" by OANST. A lot less misogynistic than I was anticipating. Leave it to WoF to overhype something, eh?

Nepsotic · #**768** 11-16-2014, 11:28 AM

OANST is the patriarchy.

Mac Sirloin · #**769** 11-18-2014, 03:06 PM

2004

MeechMunchie · #**770** 11-18-2014, 03:12 PM

Our nation welcomes you, your eminence.

Bullet Magnet · #**771** 11-18-2014, 04:14 PM

Praise the Dear Leader: it's the law.

OANST · #**772** 11-19-2014, 08:50 AM

The Middle East never knew a more violent, and unrelenting dictator. It wasn't until Dennis Rodman paid him a visit, and taught him about the cathartic release of basketball that he turned it all around, and became the lovely destroyer of souls that he is today.

V_O_T · #**773** 11-26-2014, 04:11 AM

I've been away for so long. But I do linger in and out of here

But anyways, took some photos of my new T-shirt that came today and thought i'd drop in to say hello to you horrible handsome people.

OANST · #**774** 11-26-2014, 10:37 AM

Wil is going to have sex with you. It's inevitable.

Varrok · #**775** 11-26-2014, 10:56 AM

T_O_V can't into mirror flip

STM · #**776** 11-26-2014, 01:56 PM

:

Wil is going to have sex with you. It's inevitable.

There is no Wil. Only STM.

*wiggles eyebrows suggestively*

Bullet Magnet · #**777** 11-26-2014, 03:33 PM

Oh, I get it now. This thread is OWF's poor-man's Grindr. It has been all along. You've simply been laundering your profiles through a "legitimate" selfie thread.

MeechMunchie · #**778** 11-26-2014, 04:13 PM

If OWF is Grindr for poor people, and Jews have all the money, I think I've worked out why Nate is still single.

***Nate*** · #**779** 11-27-2014, 02:02 PM

(1) I can't work out how it took BM that long to work it out. I was making straight boys uncomfortable a decade ago.
(2) I have a boyfriend. At the moment. Planning on breaking up with him, sure... but I'm not single right now.

Bullet Magnet · #**780** 11-28-2014, 12:57 AM

As I recall you did the same thing to me the first time I posted a picture of myself, even though it was me when I was twelve. It didn't make me uncomfortable, just resigned, as at the time it continued the unbroken chain of exclusively male attention.

Which now that I think of it, continues unabated.