Stupid answers for stupid questions

[Alf Shall Rise]

Um...no...*hides huge glop of hair behind back*

Should I study for the quiz that's tomorrow, that the class I'm in never learned about?

[Arxryl]

Well, if you never learned about it then you could blame the lack of preperation on the teacher and protest the idea of doing something without having a week's warning on the subject so... No. Don't study. Just find a really good lawyer.




Why don't President's fight the war? Why do they always send the poor?!

[snuzi]

A: Because presidents are cowards and don't want to die, so they take people who usually don't have money to pay for college , promise 'em a scholarship (money that they may never recieve), and send 'em out to war. Ain't America great?

Q: Do you like soup?

[Reiji Neko Mitsukai]

A: As long as it's not still alive.

Q: Mew?

[snuzi]

A: Two.

Q: Oh yeah?

[Reiji Neko Mitsukai]

A: Yeah!... Okay, not really.

Q: Cheeky monkies?

[Salamander]

A: yeah, monkies should have cheeks.
Q: Do you do drugs?

[snuzi]

A: Hell freaking no. Nor will I ever.

Q: Should Jesus be made of chocolate?

[Salamander]

A: No, preforming miracles would be hard if he was chocolate.
Q: questions or answers?

[OddjobAbe]

A: Quanstiers.

Q: When or how?

[snuzi]

A; Whenever and however.

Q: Are you a secret agent?

[OddjobAbe]

A: No, but a stck man I drew is.

Q: Who and where?

[Salamander]

A: not who, but how
Q: if there are 26 letters in the english alphabet, how many are there in the pre-alphabet?

[E'l Scrabino]

Coconut pinecones.


What's M&LPiT stand for?

[moxco]

A. The Biggest Losser.
Q. What does M&LPiT realy stand for?

[Alf Shall Rise]

Mario and Luigi Partners in Time.

I failed the test, should I feel good?

[moxco]

A. Feel bad about the test but feel good about feeling bad.
Q. Do two rights make a wrong?

[snuzi]

A: Nope. But three rights make a left.

Q: Doesn't calculus suck?

[Alf Shall Rise]

Yea, I hate him!

Would you like something to buy, maybe a nice bit of shmutter?

OT: Snuzi, who is Calculus anyway?

[snuzi]

A: Nope, that's ok.

Q: Who would win in a fight? You or Macgyver?

OT: You're serious?

[Alf Shall Rise]

Me. I have a knife and a silenced pistol.

How come for the, "Insert Image" icon, there's two pyramids and a sun?

OT: Yes, if Calculus is something on TV, I don't know. I only turn the TV on at 11:30 PM on Monday - Thursday to see Family Guy.

[snuzi]

A: I haven't the slightest clue. Perhaps the creators of it were Egyptian?

Q: Don't you just love serial killers?

OT: Calculus

[Alf Shall Rise]

Yea. As a matter of fact...*stares at snuzi with psychotic grin and big knife*

Do you think snuzi is waiting for the next question could be asked?

OT: Ah. You see, I learn nothing in school, so I wouldn't know that.

[snuzi]

A: Actually, I'm not. I just keep seeing that this thread is being updated, so my OCD forces me to respond .

Q: Yeeeeeeaaaahhhh...what are you doing with that knife?

OT: I didn't think you would. It's pretty hard stuff. Especially for those of us who are horrible at math, like me .

[Reiji Neko Mitsukai]

A: I think the knife isn't something you should be worrying about... *hides lighter and can of hairspray behind her back*

Q: BURN?

[OddjobAbe]

A: ARSON!

Q: Are you Mel Brooks?

[moxco]

A. Yes, I'm not.
Q. Are you not Mel Brooks?
w00t w00t Im not live ammo anymore!

[snuzi]

A: Unfortunately, no.

Q: Goddamn rich ____ ?

OT: w00t w00t! You bring nothing to the table when it comes to actual discussions!

[Statikk HDM]

What kind of question is that? Here is a question: You know how when you buy junk food like Fruit Roll-ups it says "Not for Individual Resale" on the wrapper, right? Well I was just wondering if someone was ever prosecuted for breaking a law by individually reselling them. What if they were sold in pairs, would that still be illegal?

[OddjobAbe]

No, what it means is that they need to be sold fully sealed in their original quantity.

I'll answer your question, Snuzi:
A: Goddamn rich arseholes.

Q: When did Mr. Takinower die?