I’ve Just Seen… II -

Sekto Springs · #**661** 12-08-2009, 03:25 PM

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But does it really?

I have but one response to that...

slig# 5719 · #**662** 12-08-2009, 03:31 PM

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I only just noticed the unscrupulous pattern of made-for-tv Christmas films that center around the drama of Santa's son and/or daughter taking over the family business/getting married. Actually, this seems to be the basic plot structure for over 50% of TV Holiday specials.

On that note, they all suck, with the exception of the one with Kelsey Grammar as Santa's son. But hey, it's Kelsey Grammar, and that's about where the pros of the film end.

It's all so unbelievably true.

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Hot Fuzz is set where I live. It wasn't filmed there though.

I've just realized... That's about thirty miles from where I live.

***Nate*** · #**663** 12-08-2009, 05:16 PM

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Ultraviolet. I liked it, i'm not sure why all the critics hate it. The fight at the end of the film with Daxus was the best bit.

I'm with OANST; didn't hate it, but it was just too absurdly stupid to actually enjoy. That said, it's such a brilliantly quotable movie that we tried to get everyone we know to see it, just so everyone could recite lines from it. "You got phage blood on me... It is on!"

Sekto Springs · #**664** 12-08-2009, 05:18 PM

All the negreps in the world won't spare you the nightmare that is the Ronald TEAT, NATE!

Also, I thought Ultraviolet and pretty much any film with Mila Jovovich post-Fifth Element sucked major arse.

***Nate*** · #**665** 12-08-2009, 05:18 PM

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...Alternate-Universe-Auschwitz (run by Jews who lock Germans in the dungeons and feed them cake).

The first Google result for that phrase is this post. Does this really exist? Please send me a link.

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All the negreps in the world won't spare you the nightmare that is the Ronald TEAT, NATE!

I see that as a challenge.

Sekto Springs · #**666** 12-08-2009, 05:27 PM

In all fairness I didn't even see your post in FG's birthday thread. Regardless, whether or not I post that picture will not save you, Nate. You're clever to claim you live in Melbourne, but everyone knows Melbourne doesn't exist. The ronald teat will find your true home...
and one night...
when you least expect it....
you will wake up to find your lips pursed tight around the withered fleshy capsule that is the ronald teat. You will look up into that blank, white face, into it's terrifying soulless eyes and it's empty smile...
and you will realize you are never safe.

EDIT: Post #666. You cannot escape the prophecy!

Strike Witch · #**667** 12-08-2009, 05:36 PM

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Does this really exist?

No, I made it up.

enchilado · #**668** 12-08-2009, 05:51 PM

Oh my god. Look at your rep description. You disgust me.

Sekto Springs · #**669** 12-08-2009, 05:53 PM

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Oh my god. Look at your rep description. You disgust me.

I know right?
Isn't it awesome.

***Nate*** · #**670** 12-08-2009, 05:53 PM

Sekto: Mission accomplished; I will be having nightmares tonight.

SW: Awwww.

Anonyman! · #**671** 12-08-2009, 06:00 PM

Nate, never change it.

OANST · #**672** 12-09-2009, 08:20 AM

I received my Christmas present early last night. MORE DARK SHADOWS DVD'S! I now own just under 400 episodes of Dark Shadows.

Best

Show

Ever

Made

Sekto Springs · #**673** 12-09-2009, 08:24 AM

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Best

Show

Ever

Made

Burton

Will

Rape

You

OANST · #**674** 12-09-2009, 08:28 AM

Yeah. I know.

Mac Sirloin · #**675** 12-09-2009, 09:36 AM

I watched a couple of episodes of Season 3 of Metalocalypse. The Christmas one was....something.

Disgruntled Intern · #**676** 12-09-2009, 10:00 AM

They're already on season 3?

God damn, I need cable.

Mac Sirloin · #**677** 12-09-2009, 10:07 AM

A couple of the episodes are on Youtube. In parts. Some of them are just advertisements for some stupid website though.

Sekto Springs · #**678** 12-09-2009, 10:16 AM

Dave, have you checked out Venture Brothers lately? Let's just say, shit has really really changed.

Brock is fat and has a beard.

OANST · #**679** 12-09-2009, 10:21 AM

I love Venture Bros. And yeah, Brock is a fattie.

Sekto Springs · #**680** 12-09-2009, 10:27 AM

Since I missed like ten episodes, I just gave up on trying to keep track of it all together.
I watched it for the first time in a few months, and all the changes they made overwhelmed me.

OANST · #**681** 12-09-2009, 10:30 AM

Sgt. Hatred is the Venture bodyguard now. I don't like him as much as Brock, but he is still entertaining to watch.

Disgruntled Intern · #**682** 12-09-2009, 11:09 AM

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Brock is fat and has a beard.

WHATS ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY

Also, Half Blood Prince. I fucking HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATED it.

OANST · #**683** 12-09-2009, 11:14 AM

Yeah. It was pretty bad.

MeechMunchie · #**684** 12-09-2009, 01:08 PM

Everyone's minds seemed to be captured by that old Population Crisis thread. Well, David Attenborough (<3) is looking at the issue tonight on Horizon.

Sekto Springs · #**685** 12-09-2009, 02:02 PM

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WHATS ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY

Yeah, but you were always that way.

used:) · #**686** 12-09-2009, 03:42 PM

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Also, Half Blood Prince. I fucking HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATED it.

Hahaha. David Yates must die.

I like the Venture Bros myself. Sgt. Hatred as the bodyguard sounds kind of meh though.

Josh · #**687** 12-09-2009, 11:30 PM

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. The last scene could have been as sentimental as hell, but all I would think about is the skin missing on Sam's neck. It's friggin creepy.

Sekto Springs · #**688** 12-10-2009, 05:35 AM

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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. The last scene could have been as sentimental as hell, but all I would think about is the skin missing on Sam's neck. It's friggin creepy.

Oh god I know... that irked me for that whole scene.

Mac Sirloin · #**689** 12-10-2009, 12:12 PM

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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. The last scene could have been as sentimental as hell, but all I would think about is the skin missing on Sam's neck. It's friggin creepy.

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Oh god I know... that irked me for that whole scene.

I've watched it four goddamn times and have absolutely no idea what you two are talking about.

Also, the last scene would've been sentimental as hell if it wasn't for the previous two hours. What a load of shit.

Disgruntled Intern · #**690** 12-10-2009, 08:59 PM

WORLD'S GREATEST DAD

holy fuck, see it see it see it.

You will hate Robin Williams for a while, but it's worth it